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Offline AriesRob

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Little Known Bible Verses #1
« on: August 11, 2005, 08:45:16 PM »
 :exorcize:  "Yea praise the cat, for he is wise, he is courageous, he is saintly! The cat is pure. The cat is my Father's greatest creation! All men should fall on their knees and sing praises to the cat. The cat is holy. The dog is like man. He is common. The dog should be in awe of the cat. Worship the cat. John, Chapter 17, Verse 27. :soapboax:

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Re: Little Known Bible Verses #1
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2005, 09:53:05 PM »
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."    :thumbsup:
-- Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."   :thumbsup:
-- Josh Billings

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies."   :D
-- Gene Hill

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."  :!:
-- Robert A. Heinlein