Author Topic: The Last Two words become the First Two Words (Read 294609 times)

GR@PH;<'S · « **Reply #2880 on:** June 19, 2017, 08:08:02 AM »

Fatal incident is defined as an accident that leads to a fatality.

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Pete! · « **Reply #2881 on:** June 19, 2017, 12:32:36 PM »

A fatality can change a routine accident report into a manslaughter sentence.

zep516 · « **Reply #2882 on:** June 20, 2017, 01:43:33 AM »

manslaughter sentence is considered a lesser crime than murder.

GR@PH;<'S · « **Reply #2883 on:** June 20, 2017, 07:10:18 AM »

Than murder oh I thought you said Van murder.

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Pete! · « **Reply #2884 on:** June 20, 2017, 11:58:19 AM »

Van murder executions are a controversial cost saving measure implemented by the Chinese legal system.

GR@PH;<'S · « **Reply #2885 on:** June 21, 2017, 06:30:10 AM »

Legal system is in termoil this morning after the chef of security admitted to taking a number of bribes

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Pete! · « **Reply #2886 on:** June 21, 2017, 12:14:04 PM »

Of bribes taken by the thousands, only the most obvious resulted in a criminal prosecution.

GR@PH;<'S · « **Reply #2887 on:** June 22, 2017, 05:48:11 AM »

Criminal prosecution was brought against the chairman and all the members of the board.

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Pete! · « **Reply #2888 on:** June 22, 2017, 02:37:50 PM »

The Board of directors appointed relatives as corporate executives with high salaries but very little power.

GR@PH;<'S · « **Reply #2889 on:** June 24, 2017, 04:45:50 AM »

Little power but still on line as we have a backup generator

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Pete! · « **Reply #2890 on:** June 24, 2017, 12:36:32 PM »

Backup generator ran on gasoline (petrol), but there was no power to run the pumps at the refueling station.

GR@PH;<'S · « **Reply #2891 on:** June 26, 2017, 06:08:01 AM »

Refuelling station was mayhem this morning.

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Pete! · « **Reply #2892 on:** June 26, 2017, 07:04:06 PM »

This morning I got another one of those SPAM emails selling a pharmaceutical from someone who couldn't spell the name of his alleged product.

GR@PH;<'S · « **Reply #2893 on:** June 27, 2017, 04:49:11 AM »

Alleged product was to blame for causing the outbreak of food poisoning.

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Pete! · « **Reply #2894 on:** June 27, 2017, 02:58:36 PM »

Food poisoning was to be expected after staffing the mess hall with POWs.

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