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Title: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: SpyDie on July 21, 2009, 07:57:38 PM
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Take the last two words from the previous posters sentence and make a new sentence using the two words as your first two words.

Here is an example:

1st poster Today I walked by the sea.
2nd poster The sea salt is healthier than regular cooking salt.
3rd poster Cooking salt makes food taste better.
4th poster Taste better by eating your food slowly.
5th poster Food slowly cooked is more tender.
6th poster More tender are these moments we share.

Previous topic ended with: Eat better sorry I thought it read Eat Smart I was going to say hay thats Morrisons own brand.

My sentence shall be: Own brand products are sometimes worthwhile buying.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on July 22, 2009, 08:32:25 AM
Worthwhile buying from those out of town shopping centers as you can pick up some great bargains.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on July 22, 2009, 04:27:25 PM
Great Bargains, is the knowledge that Lena does possess!  :dance:



Just a thought; Lena may think she missed a CLEARANCE SALE @ LZD while she was out shopping!      :hysterical:       
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on July 22, 2009, 07:23:36 PM
Out shopping Lena grabbed her self a notebook so that she can keep updating her bids on her auction sites.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on July 24, 2009, 04:34:12 AM
Auction sites are popping up everywhere, now no need to go after the paper.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on July 24, 2009, 06:58:52 AM
The paper has to match exactly or it will not Aline properly,

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on July 24, 2009, 05:02:25 PM
'align properly,' said the manual
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on July 25, 2009, 06:51:41 AM
The manual what a joke, you install your new software only to find out the manual is on the disk and when read it say do not load software before you plug-in the printer.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on July 26, 2009, 03:59:14 PM
The printer is a Plug and Play type and the software is included.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on July 26, 2009, 07:13:20 PM
Is included instruction necessary to assemble this thing?
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on July 27, 2009, 06:29:10 AM
This thing that she did was by far the bravest thing that she has done, who would have thought it me in a three legged race would be won by a Grandmother & Grandson in stead of mother and son.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on July 31, 2009, 03:44:01 AM
And son with all the talents says to is little brother, " What happened to you, you get hit with the dumb stick?"
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on July 31, 2009, 06:14:50 AM
Dumb stick  bicycle trailer / tow bar enables your bike to safely transport your kayak / canoe or wagon with ease.

GR@PH;<'S, (https://www.landzdown.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi5.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy197%2FANG-Graphics%2FHammys_pint.gif&hash=891215fc74b40d6d8eadf5f47dd54d5e)
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on July 31, 2009, 05:50:30 PM
With ease replied the wizard, that was very elementary.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: babyoh on August 01, 2009, 07:12:37 AM
"Very elementary" Holmes said to Watson, tugging on his deerstalker hat.

(am i doing this right?)
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 01, 2009, 08:36:02 AM
Deerstalker hat are on sale at Harrods

@babyoh
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(am i doing this right?)
You doing just fine  :flowers:

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: R-C on August 01, 2009, 07:48:18 PM
At Harrods you can buy just about anything you could wish for.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 02, 2009, 06:00:34 AM
Wish for anything as you drop your coin in to the wishing well.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on August 02, 2009, 04:32:51 PM
Wishing Well is a fine dining restaurant.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: babyoh on August 03, 2009, 05:26:27 AM
dining restaurant silverware is higher quality than fast-food take-out plastic forks, knives and spoons.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 03, 2009, 07:29:34 AM
And spoons were for sale on the next stall making our trip to the car boot sale well worth the visit.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on August 03, 2009, 10:37:48 AM
The visit to our relatives was marred when the men started talking politics.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: R-C on August 03, 2009, 03:00:45 PM
talking politics these days can end in fist being thrown or worse.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 04, 2009, 06:28:05 AM
Or worse still we could all get swine flu and not be able to visit our loved ones.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: R-C on August 04, 2009, 09:32:07 PM
Loved ones can never be replaced so tell them often how much you care.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: BigTuc on August 04, 2009, 10:16:47 PM
you care to do what is right ,Right so let see that in writing  :laughing:
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 05, 2009, 08:36:04 AM
In writing please is all the girl on reception kept saying we can not do anything unless it is in writing as I would be sacked if I were to let you submit yours.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on August 05, 2009, 09:03:35 AM
Submit yours now or you won't be able to pass the urine test.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 06, 2009, 07:00:09 AM
Urine test is going to be made compulsory for dogs who enter Crufts.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: BigTuc on August 06, 2009, 09:31:24 PM
enter Crufts is not for   Ripley cat as she may get chase up a tree.I am off to  (https://www.landzdown.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi123.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fo284%2FmrT57%2FDog-10.gif&hash=3d6e6c439294dde6944feefc0778097f)CRUFTS. Ok where the tree
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 07, 2009, 06:16:47 AM
The tree was around for nearly 200 Hundred years right up till our local Council desided that they would need to chop it down and replace it with a recycal bin, Can some one explane to me how thats going green.  :muahaha:.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on August 07, 2009, 08:05:43 AM
Going green in our house means replacing all the incandescent light bulbs with compact flourescents.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 07, 2009, 08:38:53 AM
Compact fluorescents will fail to operate at low temperatures.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: babyoh on August 07, 2009, 01:23:13 PM
Low temperatures in the caves, meant the tour group had to wear heavy wool coats and thick, bulky sweaters.


Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 08, 2009, 05:39:24 AM
Bulky sweaters 1/2 price this week only.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: R-C on August 11, 2009, 06:59:46 PM
week only sales are quick becoming the norm with this slow economy.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 12, 2009, 05:12:31 AM
Slow Economy You need to try the new and improved Economy Booster from JML guaranteed to boost your economy or your money back, your  Economy Booster is covered by our 30 day money back guarantee so go on order today only £29.99 + £9.99 p&p.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on August 15, 2009, 01:54:58 AM
p&p, the new store where everything has a really really really low price, but at the register, tax, p&p is tacked on to the price.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 15, 2009, 06:17:22 AM
The price down to start the end of line items but other prices have risen to compensate there losses.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: babyoh on August 15, 2009, 08:54:36 AM
their losses were so huge, the shoe store had to file a bankruptcy.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 15, 2009, 04:25:07 PM
A bankruptcy court is is not the place to be for devoice proceedings.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on August 15, 2009, 07:00:27 PM
Divorce proceedings are touch and go at best.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 16, 2009, 06:42:34 AM
At best we will come out the other side and see the pearly white gates  :tease:

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on August 16, 2009, 07:22:01 PM
White gates and picket fences surrounded every house on the beach.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 16, 2009, 08:10:43 PM
The beach is the place to be this summer.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on August 19, 2009, 06:01:45 AM
This summer, the weather has been generally tolerable until August rolled around!
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: R-C on August 19, 2009, 11:35:55 PM
rolled around to the corner deli to pick up lunch today.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 20, 2009, 06:57:24 AM
Lunch today will be a little late as the chefs car broke down and he did not get her till 10 minutes ago.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: R-C on August 20, 2009, 04:22:28 PM
minutes ago according to the news a meteor hit Mars
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 21, 2009, 06:22:46 AM
Hit Mars next month is what we heard and it stands on being a direct hit at that.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on August 23, 2009, 09:51:39 PM
At that precise minute, the doors to the store were opened and Lena ran in to get the bargain of a lifetime.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 24, 2009, 06:31:27 AM
A lifetime of Fish and Chips for any one over the age of 65 as long as they bring there grandparents along.


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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: R-C on August 24, 2009, 06:05:22 PM
grandparents along with all the grandchildren were lined up for the photographer to shoot
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 24, 2009, 08:01:34 PM
To shoot first then ask questions is illegal but is something I would do as that way at least you will only be arrested and not berried

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on August 25, 2009, 06:59:44 AM
Not buried as in Michael Jackson's stinking corpse?
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 25, 2009, 07:27:10 AM
"Stinking corpse I will not be as I will be cremated" said the vicar at our local Church "as I not like warms".

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on August 25, 2009, 08:27:25 AM
"The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, the worms play pinochle on my snout."
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on August 25, 2009, 08:07:16 PM
My snout is red from sneezing and running and dripping due to my cold.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 26, 2009, 06:49:17 AM
My cold was so bad it made everyone around me wonder if it were swine flu.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on August 26, 2009, 02:55:28 PM
Swine Flu vaccines will probably not be complete until the flu season is upon us.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on August 26, 2009, 05:06:33 PM
upon us it is, thus saith the govt, and, woe, 90,000 shall die in their misery according to them.

[honest, that is what the u.s. govt is projecting, 90k deaths from swine flu.]
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on August 26, 2009, 06:28:45 PM
to them that has, them that gets
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 26, 2009, 08:29:32 PM
"That gets tastier by the minute" the little boy said to his mother.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: R-C on August 26, 2009, 11:41:00 PM
his mother would not believe he could be the serial killer
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 27, 2009, 06:32:04 AM
Serial killer shot and fatally injured by a police detective this morning as he tried to escape from court.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on August 27, 2009, 08:32:11 AM
From court rulings, the Ten Commandments display had to be removed from the town square.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 27, 2009, 08:45:52 AM
Town square will come alive tonight as there is going to be live audition of the X-Factor.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on August 28, 2009, 12:41:01 PM
The X-Factor has indeed come into play.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 28, 2009, 01:59:57 PM
Into play came the substitute for the remaining few minutes of the game.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: R-C on August 29, 2009, 05:03:40 PM
The game had just started when the power went out and we had a house full of screaming mad football fans
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on August 30, 2009, 05:16:05 AM
Football fans of the Pittsburgh Steelers were a happy bunch last night!
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on August 30, 2009, 08:07:06 PM
Last night I drank too much.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 31, 2009, 06:56:59 AM
"Too much food and you will be sick" said Jayne's mother.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: R-C on August 31, 2009, 07:04:12 PM
Jayne's mother was quite surprised to find out she would be grandmother to triplets.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on August 31, 2009, 11:17:53 PM
To triplets, the names given were Matt, Pat and Tat.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 01, 2009, 07:26:46 AM
And Tat would grow up to be one of the worlds strongest men.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on September 02, 2009, 05:43:44 AM
Strongest men are usually meek fellows that pump up to make themselves more visible.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 02, 2009, 09:40:12 AM
More visible Lines are being painted on the roads that are in areas deemed as accident black spots.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on September 03, 2009, 02:51:10 AM
Black spots on the blossom end of a tomato. is blossom end rot.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 03, 2009, 08:34:32 AM
End rot is a serious disorder of tomato, pepper and eggplant, growers often are distressed to notice that a dry sunken decay has devel.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on September 03, 2009, 05:00:01 PM
has developed the film, he has.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on September 03, 2009, 10:15:40 PM
He has many talents, but he is most famous for his ability to lie like a rug while most people believe him.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 04, 2009, 07:45:00 AM
Believe him after what he said about you, no way.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: babyoh on September 05, 2009, 09:53:03 PM
no way is Horsey1 going to come in first at the race, when champions like Maverick and Winston are going to be racing alongside them.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 06, 2009, 06:25:56 PM
Alongside them all wer the kids from hell.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on September 06, 2009, 08:51:09 PM
From hell arose a cloud of dust and the fire and brimstone could be seen above it.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 06, 2009, 09:02:53 PM
Above it all we ended coming home in 3rd place.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on September 07, 2009, 01:02:37 AM
#rd. place is a respectable finish, we were just a greedy bunch.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 07, 2009, 07:09:06 AM
Greedy bunch our lot as we ate the lot.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on September 08, 2009, 07:39:36 PM
The lot was closed for the evening, so we parked next to the dumpsters.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 09, 2009, 07:44:17 AM
The dumpsters are getting overfilled and the council workers are refusing to empty them.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: R-C on September 09, 2009, 04:35:08 PM
empty them, I instructed the students when they complained the trash bins were too full.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 09, 2009, 08:04:23 PM
Too full to eat another thing so I will have to just have a drink.  :GRAFX:

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on September 11, 2009, 02:40:52 AM
a drink of cold water is very refreshing
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 11, 2009, 06:29:22 AM
Very refreshing is a cold tin or two of Fosters while cutting the grass.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on September 11, 2009, 09:56:33 AM
The grass has turned green once again, so mowing is now necessary.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 11, 2009, 11:17:33 AM
Now necessary work has to be carried out due to cowboy boulders

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on September 12, 2009, 02:08:08 AM
Cowboy boulders, I know not this expression, could it be cowboy builders?



Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 12, 2009, 06:30:56 AM
 Cowboy builders? Niecarrah you are correct silly old me,  :smash: please forgive me.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on September 12, 2009, 10:57:40 AM
Forgive me he begged, as she smashed him on the head with the frying pan.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 13, 2009, 07:40:02 AM
Frying pan's lead the end of summer sales at our local store.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on September 16, 2009, 01:59:42 PM
Local store has advertised BOGO on many items.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 16, 2009, 08:07:39 PM
Many items are in the one day sale.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on September 17, 2009, 05:06:00 PM
Day sale says Lena, "hardly worth getting up for."
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on September 17, 2009, 05:43:53 PM
Up for a sale any day, any place, any time, any store, any Mall
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 18, 2009, 06:59:24 AM
Any Mall you visit now you will see the signs that Christmas is approaching.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on September 19, 2009, 05:33:23 AM
Is approaching a strange fellow with a ball bat in hand, a strange action?
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 19, 2009, 07:43:07 AM
Strange action was taken by a traffic Warden to day of issuing a parking ticket, strange as police car's never normally get parking tickets.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on September 20, 2009, 05:04:25 AM
My friend used to have a virtual glove compartment FULL of parking tickets, that he never paid on.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on September 20, 2009, 05:38:41 PM
Paid on time, paid in full, and I still get a bill showing I am in arrears.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on September 20, 2009, 07:10:45 PM
In arrears is how most people are finding themselves these days.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 21, 2009, 07:40:20 PM
These days it is hard to live without modern technology.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on September 22, 2009, 05:51:51 AM
Modern technology is difficult for the elder generation to warm up to.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on September 22, 2009, 04:41:15 PM
up to now might be a prank sign at the base of the steps
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on September 22, 2009, 04:53:52 PM
The steps were the cause of the young man's death.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 22, 2009, 07:03:31 PM
Man's death was put down to a freak accident.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on September 23, 2009, 03:28:30 PM
Freak accident, is the most unusual cause of death, but none the less it happens.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: R-C on September 23, 2009, 07:14:25 PM
It happens to be the most highly rated restaurant in the area.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: BigTuc on September 23, 2009, 10:36:07 PM
the area enclosed by a circle of given radius. A simple way to go about this is to draw such a circle on graph paper
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 24, 2009, 06:04:05 AM
Graph paper can be used in many different ways by graphic designers.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on September 24, 2009, 02:12:25 PM
Many graphic designers have now gone over to the computer instead.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on September 25, 2009, 09:44:29 PM
computer, instead of pencil, has rushed us into the computer age.
(:lol: fancy that!)
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Post by: Niecarrah on September 26, 2009, 02:33:43 AM
Computer age is relevant when deciding to buy more RAM or a newer operating system.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 26, 2009, 06:21:25 AM
Operating system  may become slow and none responsive depending on the severity of the infection.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: R-C on September 28, 2009, 07:54:45 PM
the infection was wide spread and causing great panic
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Post by: BigTuc on September 28, 2009, 09:44:22 PM
Great Panic challenged the ideology of capitalism: economies do best when markets, not governments,
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 29, 2009, 07:02:45 AM
Not governments cut again soon there will be nothing left to cut.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on September 29, 2009, 10:06:20 PM
to cut or not to cut, that is the question.
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Post by: Niecarrah on September 30, 2009, 05:30:15 AM
The question being one of unresolved answers.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 30, 2009, 06:59:40 AM
Unresolved answers will be sorted out in the next meeting of the local council.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on October 02, 2009, 04:10:42 AM
Local council has decided to leave it up to the state legislature to make the final cuts.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 02, 2009, 06:41:46 AM
Final cuts of the film are now being shown but the editor's have already told us that they will not be releasing the completed film till next year.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on October 03, 2009, 10:33:23 AM
Next year is when the economists foresee a reversing economy.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 06, 2009, 09:12:20 PM
Reversing economy is the 1st thing any elected member of parliament say they would do if re-elected

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on October 08, 2009, 06:38:40 AM
If re-elected the candidate would be very humble at this juncture .
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 08, 2009, 06:48:01 AM
This juncture means at this time, based on the things that are happening.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on October 11, 2009, 08:28:54 AM
Are happening he exclaimed?
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 11, 2009, 06:58:17 PM
He exclaimed in words that went stright over our heads, insted of keeping things simple.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: R-C on October 12, 2009, 04:59:50 PM
Things simple, things complex, I much prefer to stay with the simple!
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 12, 2009, 07:51:40 PM
The simple way to get on in this world is to tell the Truth, Yeah right   :hysterical: :laughing:

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on October 12, 2009, 07:59:55 PM
Yeah Right said the judge, not believing one word the accused uttered.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 13, 2009, 06:33:32 AM
Accused uttered but I am not guilty.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on October 13, 2009, 04:10:34 PM
Not guilty my butt, your are as guilty as the day is long.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 13, 2009, 07:40:35 PM
Is long time to wait 20 years have you got some thing that will grow quicker than that.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on October 14, 2009, 10:21:21 AM
Than that, is an example of a two word combination that I feel is poor grammar!
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 14, 2009, 11:17:39 AM
Poor grammar is all that is used around here,

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on October 14, 2009, 11:23:19 AM
Around here it is usually in the low 50's but today we had a freeze and later this week some cold rain mixed with wet flurries.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 14, 2009, 11:29:55 AM
Wet flurries is what Paddy does not need as it has rained that much by him he thought of selling his car to get a boat.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on October 17, 2009, 06:28:07 AM
A boat is not useful at this time of the year, most are stored in dry dock by now.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 19, 2009, 07:30:38 AM
By now all of you know that it is the silly season for fireworks whats with them being let off by youths, and that one of the reasons fireworks should only be on sale to organized displays only.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on October 19, 2009, 06:12:27 PM
Displays only the answers that the teacher is looking for.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 20, 2009, 07:21:01 AM
Looking for a gift for Netty's birthday is getting harder every year, however I got this years sorted already :cheers2:

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on October 21, 2009, 04:13:08 AM
Sorted already are the socks and the wash clothes.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 21, 2009, 10:08:08 AM
Wash clothes then put them away after they have dried.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: R-C on October 22, 2009, 06:14:32 PM
Have dried out the soaked carpet only to realize it had shrunk.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 24, 2009, 09:32:32 PM
Had shrunk by 40% due to it dring out to fast.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: BigTuc on October 25, 2009, 09:58:02 PM
To fast to furious game to play online's professional profile on LinkedIn. LinkedIn is the world's largest business network
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 26, 2009, 07:34:04 AM
Business network failing again then why not start up your own business emplying people to go round fixing networks for business  :tease:


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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on October 28, 2009, 01:39:35 PM
For business, one must advertise in all available media.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 29, 2009, 09:12:15 PM
Available media on demand and all for such a low price.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on November 01, 2009, 12:31:47 AM
Low price my butt, these prices are some of the most exorbitant I have had occasion to witness lately.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 01, 2009, 08:55:02 AM
Witness lately are those who have been playing trick or treat on the elderly, as they have been seen by security cameras.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on November 02, 2009, 12:22:49 PM
Security cameras, unfortunately have become a very much needed thing in today's society.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 03, 2009, 10:21:49 AM
Today's society seem to be lost without htere computers just the other day we were at the checkouts at our local shop whenthe electric went the assistent was lost not knowing what to do it took four of us to tell here that the bill come to £19.95 and that she would have to give 5 pence change out of the £20 note that I gave her  :muahaha:

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on November 03, 2009, 12:16:03 PM
"Gave her some advice on the subject, and she actually took heed!"
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 03, 2009, 08:37:19 PM
Took heed she said as if any one was listening.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on November 04, 2009, 08:34:10 PM
was listening, no i think not, more like daydreaming.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 04, 2009, 09:00:26 PM
Like daydreaming they said, only to me it seemed unlikely I still think he was under the influence of drugs.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on November 06, 2009, 11:20:43 AM
Of drugs used to fight the common cold, actually rest and fluids is your best bet.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 07, 2009, 06:23:09 AM
Best bet I ever made was 100 to 1 Button for champion.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on November 08, 2009, 01:58:42 AM
For champion status, one must be atop of his or her game.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 09, 2009, 10:29:03 AM
Her game has improved tremendously since her tree day intensive course.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on November 11, 2009, 01:07:31 PM
Intensive course of antibiotics was exactly what the doctor ordered.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 12, 2009, 07:25:45 AM
Doctor ordered all his office staff to go home and enjoy there time head earned time off.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on November 12, 2009, 11:34:05 AM
Time off yesterday, was to Honor Veterans.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 13, 2009, 07:50:27 PM
Honor Veterans this November the 11th the poster said as if we needed reminding.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on November 14, 2009, 10:26:35 AM
Needed reminding the morning his thesis was due.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 15, 2009, 10:53:19 AM
Was due to have a operation but it has been canceled.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on November 18, 2009, 07:50:17 PM
Been cancelled until further notice.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 19, 2009, 07:28:21 AM
Further notice will be givern to the winner of this week loto.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on November 20, 2009, 04:23:10 AM
Weeks lotto spending was firm.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 20, 2009, 07:25:00 AM
"Was firm" the lady said after getting up off the matross, "I think the 1st one was the better one.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on November 22, 2009, 10:57:43 PM
"Better one than what lady?" asked the salesperson.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 24, 2009, 07:22:04 AM
The salesperson said that they were waiting for Lena to finnish her days run of th esales so that they could close up for the day.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on November 25, 2009, 06:21:54 PM
the day grew gray and cold as the travelers left the foothills for the mountains.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 25, 2009, 07:30:24 PM
The mountainsof Wales is where our drinking water comes from.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on November 28, 2009, 01:29:57 AM
Comes from where?
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 28, 2009, 06:50:10 AM
From where did you say you brought it.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on December 01, 2009, 06:01:52 PM
Bought it at the Russian Tea Room during their take home special.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 02, 2009, 06:43:22 AM
Home special the salesman said forgetting to tell the customer that it was old stock.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on December 03, 2009, 05:13:16 AM
old stock and new socks, what a crazy combination quoth the raven.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 03, 2009, 06:26:55 AM
The raven had made his home at the bottom of the very deep well.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on December 12, 2009, 08:51:39 AM
Deep Well Jet pump was exactly what we had to get to solve our water problems.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: pete on December 13, 2009, 05:09:02 AM
Water problems will continue until everyone understands  that water is a precious commodity. :thumbsup:

Cheers :Hammys pint:
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 13, 2009, 07:54:08 AM
At the till a customer said my money is precious commodity to me and you keep wanting more and more of it.
 :smash:
GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on December 13, 2009, 03:23:53 PM
Since GR@PH:<'S mucked this one up I shall go from the last post.  LOL

Precious commodity listings are varied and lengthy.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 15, 2009, 06:25:22 AM
And lengthy pirods of going without any adult pop makes my hands shake.

@Niecarrah Thanks  :flowers:

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on December 22, 2009, 08:02:49 AM
Hands shake and feet quake, but I get a feeling of calmness washing over.
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Post by: R-C on December 23, 2009, 02:35:55 PM
washing over the shore the waves deposited pretty seashells.
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Post by: Niecarrah on December 28, 2009, 11:58:15 PM
Pretty seashells adorn my backdoor garden, along with chives, parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme.
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Post by: Temmu on December 31, 2009, 03:12:54 PM
and thyme and thyme again, which is funnier on paper than spoken words.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on January 03, 2010, 12:51:44 PM
Spoken words and written words can be the same but yet have different meanings.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 04, 2010, 09:30:12 AM
 Different meanings for the same words hmm seems like a new game is on the cards.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on January 04, 2010, 08:27:44 PM
the cards were dealt face down as cigar smoke filled the room.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 06, 2010, 07:33:42 PM
The room went black as the lights went out, thank goodness we had the for thought to buy candles.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on January 06, 2010, 09:10:32 PM
buy candles, matches, canned meat, bottled water and blankets for the approaching hurricane season.
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Post by: rabidsquirrel on January 06, 2010, 11:19:17 PM
Hurricane season always left bob with the same strange sense of flushed anxiety.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on January 07, 2010, 08:03:05 PM
Flushed anxiety can be controlled by a myriad of prescription drugs.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: rabidsquirrel on January 08, 2010, 09:34:09 AM
Prescription drugs should be kept well hidden, when walking in cities, in a stout pair of molecule shorts (http://www.molecule.asia/shorts/) :)
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Bobbo74 on January 08, 2010, 10:32:13 AM
Molecule shorts were claimed to be the murder weapon by the strange black cat-like man, sitting in the dark room, with the light turned on.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: rabidsquirrel on January 08, 2010, 10:43:39 AM
Turned on? asked the steamy temptress in the window down an Amsterdam lane...
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 09, 2010, 09:17:16 AM
Amsterdam lane sertanly sir take a left at the traffic lights then it is the 3rd right.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on January 09, 2010, 06:57:32 PM
3rd right is "The Pursuit of Happiness" preceded by "Life" and "Liberty".
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 09, 2010, 08:15:20 PM
 And Liberty is the name of the bell in the  Independence Hall, Philadelphia,

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on January 10, 2010, 06:00:16 PM
Hall Philadelphia is a very eerie neighborhood.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 10, 2010, 07:32:14 PM
Eerie neighborhood is a TV set where they film episodes of the TV series

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on January 11, 2010, 09:43:54 AM
TV series are a good way to entertain oneself during the long cold winter.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on January 12, 2010, 02:10:53 AM
cold winters are followed by fewer mosquitoes.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Shax on January 12, 2010, 05:30:02 AM

Fewer mosquitoes means fewer bites.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on January 12, 2010, 08:52:25 AM
fewer bites in the deep water so I'll head for the cove where the fish are jumping.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Shax on January 12, 2010, 10:17:01 AM

Are jumping beans easy to propagate?
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 12, 2010, 10:37:55 AM
Farmers will need to propagate there crops in order for them to flurish.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on January 13, 2010, 04:48:57 PM
to flourish is an admirable goal, said the senator.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on January 13, 2010, 06:53:08 PM
The senator voted against the majority in his party because he was responding to the wishes of his constituents.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on January 13, 2010, 07:19:03 PM
His constituents we jubilant and partying wildly.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 13, 2010, 08:22:08 PM
Partying wildly as always.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Shax on January 14, 2010, 01:37:28 AM

As always, I'm late for dinner.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on January 14, 2010, 08:53:24 AM
For dinner, we will have leftovers.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on January 14, 2010, 09:54:33 AM
Have leftovers for lunch said his wife.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on January 14, 2010, 04:34:58 PM
his wife was an excellent hostess as well as a great companion.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on January 14, 2010, 07:00:48 PM
Great companion dogs include the St. Bernard, the English Sheepdog and the Labrador.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: R-C on January 14, 2010, 07:07:10 PM
the Labrador is an excellent hunting dog and is not afraid of water.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Shax on January 14, 2010, 07:13:15 PM

Of water is a fine well built, better clay than sandy silt.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 14, 2010, 08:17:13 PM
Compression Tests on a Sandy Silt at Different Suction and Temperature Levels.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on January 18, 2010, 02:52:58 AM
Oops G...First Two Words?

Sandy silt deposited at the mouth of the Mississippi helps to form some of New Orleans.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on January 18, 2010, 09:01:01 AM
New Orleans Saints sure looked sharp beating the socks off the Arizona Cardinals in the playoff game.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 18, 2010, 09:08:58 AM
Playoff game was interupted juw to the sudden down fall of snow.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on January 18, 2010, 11:16:20 AM
O snow, we have many kinds and the worst is dirty snow.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 18, 2010, 11:53:23 AM
Dirty Snow May Warm Arctic As Much As Greenhouse Gases.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on January 18, 2010, 04:19:18 PM
greenhouse gases are overstated, but al gore is a desperate man who received his global warming nobel prize in a heavy wool coat.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 19, 2010, 09:27:00 AM
Wool coat was just one of the bargins that Lena managed to get from the January sales.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on January 19, 2010, 01:23:46 PM
Wool coat, the ones the Vikings wore, have proved to retain more heat than today's miracle fabrics.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on January 19, 2010, 04:58:57 PM
[well, it seems i must play from graphics...]

january sales of christmas leftovers have almost ceased due to their paucity.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 19, 2010, 06:26:34 PM
Their paucity in is noticed when it come to payday and there ever shrinking pay packet.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on January 20, 2010, 04:58:33 AM
Pay packet is just another UK thing as in the US it is a pay check.  (Sorry about my boo boo.)
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on January 20, 2010, 09:00:10 AM
Pay check at the cash register but be sure to leave a tip for the waitress.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on January 21, 2010, 08:28:40 PM
the waitress looked through tired eyes while being cheerful
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on January 21, 2010, 09:32:03 PM
Being cheerful, courteous and kind are just three of the many traits of a good Boy Scout.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 22, 2010, 09:02:53 PM
Boy Scout cut our grass as part of whats called bob a job, bob a job more like £5 a job these days.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on January 24, 2010, 12:44:03 AM
These days NOTHING is the same as it were in my youth.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on January 24, 2010, 08:19:45 AM
My youth was a time when I did not appreciate all that I had.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Shax on January 25, 2010, 01:04:44 AM

I had planned to enter the next post here, but changed my mind and won't bother now.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on January 25, 2010, 09:04:16 AM
"Bother now", said Winnie the Pooh, "my foot is stuck in the honey pot".
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 25, 2010, 11:46:09 AM
Honey pot empty Pooh bear desided to see if Pigglit was going to play.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Shax on January 25, 2010, 08:17:28 PM

To play, or not to play, that is the question.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Eric the Red on January 25, 2010, 08:49:37 PM
The question should be, is it worth trying to do, not can it be done.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Shax on January 25, 2010, 11:07:54 PM

Be done with your fourth wife!
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 27, 2010, 08:09:43 PM
Fourth wife he is on now and he still only 68.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 27, 2010, 08:10:15 PM
Fourth wife he is on now and he only 68.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on January 27, 2010, 09:06:37 PM
Only 68 more miles to drive and we will be home.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 29, 2010, 06:32:29 PM
Be home at 6pm I said.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on February 02, 2010, 06:08:48 PM
I said enough for one day.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 02, 2010, 07:07:12 PM
One day we will all use voice activated door openings.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on February 02, 2010, 10:52:31 PM
Door openings are to be done by the hired help.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Shax on February 03, 2010, 02:39:28 AM

Hired help comes at an exorbitant price.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 03, 2010, 09:03:41 AM
Exorbitant price at the petrol pumps are driving customers away in there hundreds, some have even started to run there cars on chip fat.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Shax on February 03, 2010, 07:06:29 PM

Chip fat is the major fuel used by the Williams Racing Team :muahaha:
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 03, 2010, 07:35:23 PM
Racing Team with a driver that has won the world title Severn times is Brawn-Mercedes.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Shax on February 10, 2010, 03:11:59 AM

Brawn-Mercedes is best driven by Jenson Button.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 10, 2010, 06:52:24 PM
 Jenson Button will lost out not only to his own team mate but from his old team.

(Guess who a Michael Schumaker fan)

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on February 11, 2010, 01:00:43 AM
old team is out and the new team is in, what with the new orleans saints winning the super bowl!
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Shax on February 11, 2010, 04:13:31 AM

"Super Bowl", said the bowling team coach to his newest recruit.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on February 11, 2010, 05:51:46 PM
newest recruit had his hair shaved off and was made to do 100 push-ups.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Shax on February 11, 2010, 11:38:47 PM

Push-ups are loved by women who want to accentuate their sagging assets.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on February 12, 2010, 07:31:12 PM
Sagging assets are certainly putting the crunch on things.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on February 12, 2010, 09:59:36 PM
On things that are not used very often, I put a stickie with a date, and if it is not used in a year, I toss it out.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Shax on February 12, 2010, 10:51:25 PM

It out of gas and it ain't going nowhere.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on February 15, 2010, 08:06:59 AM
Going nowhere, spinning my wheels, if this dang snow doesn't melt soon, I'll be going out of my mind!
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Shax on February 16, 2010, 02:21:13 AM

My mind is in disarray.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: R-C on February 16, 2010, 02:30:48 PM
in disarray, I ran out of the burning building.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 18, 2010, 11:22:03 AM
Burning building tuck firefighters two hours to get the blaze under control.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on February 18, 2010, 04:25:25 PM
Under control of the terrorists, the plane was flown into the twin towers.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: R-C on February 20, 2010, 03:35:53 PM
twin towers will not be rebuilt.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 21, 2010, 10:54:56 AM
Rebuilt the home after the insurance company paid out,

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on February 21, 2010, 05:15:58 PM
Paid out the money for the airfare but the flight was canceled.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 21, 2010, 06:02:51 PM
Was canceled due to the amount of snow that has fallen on the track apparently so no trains to day.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Shax on February 21, 2010, 07:39:24 PM

Trains today lack the romance of the older steam engines.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 22, 2010, 08:14:32 PM
steam engines reminds me of my Grandfather as he had a car that was fueled by coal.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Shax on February 22, 2010, 11:59:49 PM

By coal or by electricity, trains always arrive late.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on February 23, 2010, 09:58:32 AM
Arrive late for dinner in this house and your plate will be empty.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 23, 2010, 07:21:33 PM
Be empty the binman said or the chap will not wash it out for you.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on February 23, 2010, 08:18:23 PM
Was canceled for the third time this season, due to SNOW!
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on February 23, 2010, 11:41:43 PM
Was canceled for the third time this season, due to SNOW!

Wrong page again, Niecarrah.  Into the Booze?   :laughing:

jump to GR@PH;<'S

For you, a visit to your computer store is in order.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Shax on February 24, 2010, 12:51:14 AM

For you, I will do anything.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on February 24, 2010, 08:37:57 AM
Do anything, but don't screw up the order of the posts; do you read me Shax?   :smash:
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Shax on February 24, 2010, 05:27:26 PM

In order to stop Lena hammering my head, please accept this revised offering.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 24, 2010, 08:33:52 PM
[username],
OK now lets just sit down have a cup of tea / coffee :breakkie: a brandy perhaps :cheers2:) as it seems this games got a little out of hand of late.
Remember the rules of the game.
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Take the last two words from the previous posters sentence and make a new sentence using the two words as your first two words.

Here is an example:

1st poster Today I walked by the sea.
2nd poster The sea salt is healthier than regular cooking salt.
3rd poster Cooking salt makes food taste better.
4th poster Taste better by eating your food slowly.
5th poster Food slowly cooked is more tender.
6th poster More tender are these moments we share.

OK lets start over.
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Revised offering the two youngsters needed it as they had for got to revise for those exams.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Shax on February 24, 2010, 09:07:21 PM

Those exams were harder than expected.  (And it's coffee this morning, GR@PH!) :breakkie:
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 24, 2010, 09:16:48 PM
"Than expected" And theres me always been saying "was expected" I can see now why I am not the TV's weather man.

@Shax,
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(And it's coffee this morning, GR@PH!)  :breakkie:
well i'll have a brandy before turning in for the night.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Shax on February 24, 2010, 09:19:04 PM

Weather man is a profession invented expressly to give astrology a good name.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 28, 2010, 07:33:05 PM
Good name gone forever is Jenson the maker of the intercepter.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on February 28, 2010, 08:32:16 PM
The intercepter ran the ball down the field for a touchdown.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Shax on February 28, 2010, 09:02:49 PM

A touchdown in rugby is worth five points.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on March 02, 2010, 11:46:39 PM
Five points of the star of David represent the five physical senses, with the sixth representing intuition.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on March 03, 2010, 05:05:42 PM
huh.  and all this time i thot it was lubrication.  who'd have known?

representing intuition plausibly in a good movie is difficult to do.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 03, 2010, 08:51:09 PM
To do all the jobs that we need doing around our home is going to take us till the summer to finnish.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: R-C on March 04, 2010, 09:08:56 PM
To finish clearing up all the leaves seems to be a never ending task.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 06, 2010, 08:08:18 PM
Ending task 4 then will start task 5 the instalation of Security Software.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Shax on March 07, 2010, 09:07:05 AM

Security Software has saved my sanity many times.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on March 07, 2010, 02:35:26 PM
Many times I get frustrated with this computer and just shut it down.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 07, 2010, 06:47:11 PM
It down to earth road holding was one reason we brought it.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Gale_Tx on March 13, 2010, 11:28:58 AM
Brought it home and immediately wish I hadn't.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on March 13, 2010, 12:45:29 PM
I hadn't seen this much rain since Noah started building his Ark.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 13, 2010, 09:01:28 PM
His Ark was that big it held all the animals,

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on March 17, 2010, 02:51:18 PM
The animals are quite enjoying the sunny warmth.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 17, 2010, 08:27:59 PM
Sunny warmth on his back was keeping our dog Skippy quiet .

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on March 30, 2010, 03:13:47 AM
skippy quiet?  how does one possibly start... oh well.


skippy!  quiet!

:lol: go for it.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on March 30, 2010, 08:55:38 AM
Skippy; quietly I spread that peanut butter but the Ritz cracker snapped, waking the snoozing bloke, who snatched it out of my hands and ate it.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 30, 2010, 07:53:51 PM
ate it. up as quick as we could said our goodbyes and got out of there as quickly as my chair would go, how was i to know that my wheels had gone through paint that was drooped just out side of the restaurant.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on April 02, 2010, 12:39:31 PM
The restaurant had nice ambiance but that was the total of it.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 02, 2010, 07:18:21 PM
 Of it all to have fallen on that one place no one could have guessed it would have been forecast.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on April 06, 2010, 09:17:25 PM
Been forecast for days that the hurricane would hit the island, but it veered north and missed, leaving only rain and wind in its wake. 
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 07, 2010, 08:35:07 PM
its wake said my son as his sister came into the kitchen.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on April 08, 2010, 02:07:54 AM
nice.

the kitchen was freshly painted a nice (?) shade of chartreuse   :shock: while he was at work.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 09, 2010, 07:27:33 PM
At work they gave me one hell of a retierment party.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on April 12, 2010, 09:12:20 AM
Retirement party crashers included some of the worst back-stabbing co-workers who almost caused a fistfight.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on April 14, 2010, 01:37:47 AM
~now~ that's closer to the truth...


a fistfight is what i'd have called it, but she claimed it was boxing lessons
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 14, 2010, 07:01:08 PM
Boxing lessons are being given down at our local ASDA soon everyone will be able to pack there own shopping away in boxes.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on April 27, 2010, 08:26:01 PM
in boxes are wonderful snacks.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 27, 2010, 09:24:26 PM
wonderful snacks always seem to have hidden sugar.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on May 04, 2010, 05:55:41 PM
Hidden sugar seems to be the new thing at McDonald's and I can't find any when I order my senior coffee.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 05, 2010, 08:42:43 AM
Senior coffee experts have predicted that more people will become addicted to coffee in the next few years due to it's high caffeine.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on May 06, 2010, 08:31:51 PM
high, caffeine! are you doing well today?   :breakkie:
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: LilBambi on May 06, 2010, 11:39:03 PM
Well today, like every day, I must wake up with coffee and water...and vitamins.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 08, 2010, 12:59:19 PM
And vitamins of cause are needed to help you keep in good shape.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: sjb007 on May 09, 2010, 12:36:07 PM
Good shape means a well balanced diet..   now where did I put my candy floss
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: donzia on May 09, 2010, 03:58:46 PM
candy floss is very nice I love it.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: sjb007 on May 09, 2010, 04:45:56 PM
Love it or hate it, modern computing is here to stay
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 09, 2010, 09:28:49 PM
To stay in the lines when drawing takes a lot of concentration.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on May 10, 2010, 09:36:29 PM
Of concentration and remembering, I can do neither.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on May 10, 2010, 10:47:27 PM
do neither neighbors use old computers?
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 11, 2010, 08:10:21 PM
Old computers still have a place in my office as they are used as door stops.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on May 12, 2010, 09:18:23 AM
Door stops flies, mosquitoes, salesmen and other unwanted pests from coming in.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 12, 2010, 06:57:26 PM
Coming in from the garage you could smell the cakes that Netty was cooking.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on May 12, 2010, 08:24:38 PM
was cooking is a rough way to start a sentence
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 12, 2010, 08:28:09 PM
A sentence could have started "Was cooking for the whole Air force".

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on May 23, 2010, 08:48:48 AM
Air force from the furnace blew dust throughout the room.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 24, 2010, 08:40:08 PM
The room just started to spin was all I remember till waking up in the back of the ambulance.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: R-C on July 15, 2010, 06:07:33 PM
the ambulance was speeding along the road when it was hit by the out of control motorcycle.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on July 15, 2010, 07:22:05 PM
Control motorcycle display will be held on the car park of Wall Mart this Sunday at 4.30 pm all welcome.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on July 16, 2010, 12:42:56 PM
All Welcome is what the sign read at the recent Art Fair.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on July 16, 2010, 05:49:16 PM
Art Fair this year raisied £8374 not bad for a few finger paintings.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Shax on July 20, 2010, 03:25:53 AM

Finger paintings are the acme of my artistic endeavours.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on July 21, 2010, 05:50:46 PM
Artistic endeavours of the local school children to help repaint the vandalized art gallery has lead to six arrests.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on July 21, 2010, 09:10:16 PM
Six arrests for DWI and he still has his drivers license.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on July 22, 2010, 08:44:57 PM
Drivers license once they have reached the age of seventy only last for the period of three years at a time.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Shax on July 23, 2010, 05:02:30 AM

A time for quiet reflection was needed.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on July 23, 2010, 08:00:35 AM
"Was needed in the emergency room", I told him, "That's why I couldn't meet you for lunch".
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: AndyAtHull on July 24, 2010, 10:10:03 AM
For lunch I had a greasy bacon and mushroom sandwich with tomato sauce.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on July 24, 2010, 07:33:11 PM
Tomato sauce instead of the relish that the fast food shops give you.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on August 06, 2010, 06:45:09 PM
Give you two dimes for a quarter?
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 06, 2010, 06:51:45 PM
A quarter of all cars sold in Britten come with at least one defect.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on August 10, 2010, 03:20:59 AM
one defect after another
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 10, 2010, 07:18:11 PM
After another complete thrashing Englands football team are ready for the game this week against Hungary.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: R-C on September 28, 2010, 06:57:16 PM
Against Hungary or for England no matter the fun is all in the playing of the games.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on September 29, 2010, 09:14:26 AM
The games we play trying to cheat our fellow man will finally catch up to us.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 29, 2010, 08:11:11 PM
To us any cuts the govenment make always seems to end up with us being even more out of pocket.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on October 05, 2010, 06:01:59 PM
Of pocket asked the seamstress, just how many should I add?
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 05, 2010, 09:48:19 PM
 I add a tot of whiskey in my hot chocolate.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on October 05, 2010, 10:22:35 PM
Hot chocolate with tiny marshmallows floating on the top, sitting around the campfire on a chilly night making s'mores; what more could a kid ask for?
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 06, 2010, 07:57:30 PM
Ask for at least 20% off or tell them you will take your service to there competition.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Digitally-Enhanced on October 08, 2010, 03:39:49 PM
There competition is stronger than this time last year.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 11, 2010, 09:08:39 PM
Last year our local new paper ran an artical on my local the Crooked House (http://www.thecrooked-house.co.uk/index.htm)

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on October 19, 2010, 01:58:02 PM
'crooked houses straightened,' read the ad in the paper
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 19, 2010, 03:09:57 PM
The paper is always delivered on time.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on October 28, 2010, 09:03:23 PM
"on time?" asked the kid standing on the dock.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 30, 2010, 08:56:45 PM
The dock was a daunting place for Ryan to stand as the judge gave his verdict.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on October 31, 2010, 08:21:24 PM
His verdict was "Guilty" and the accused showed no remorse.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 31, 2010, 08:31:16 PM
No remorse the judge said at his sentencing of the accused.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on November 09, 2010, 08:36:59 AM
The accused turned to the victim in the courtroom and laughed.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 09, 2010, 09:02:54 PM
And laughed we did none stop for over an hour.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on November 10, 2010, 09:24:05 AM
An hour went by and still the repairman didn't show up for his appointment.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 10, 2010, 06:51:46 PM
His appointment was for 1.30pm but it was 2.45 before he realized he had missed it.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: frapper on November 11, 2010, 04:10:03 PM
Missed it the last time you posted, but I won't next time.   :smash:
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 11, 2010, 08:49:34 PM
Next time I go on Holiday I will remember to take an umbrella.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: R-C on November 22, 2010, 10:35:49 PM
An umbrella would have been useful in the torrential downpour while we were out shopping.
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Post by: Lena on November 23, 2010, 08:25:18 AM
"Out shopping, of course", I said when a friend called my cell to ask what I was doing.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 25, 2010, 07:59:43 PM
Was doing 50 mph in a 60 zone  honest so I not know why he pulled me over him pulling infrunt of me nearly made me spill my drink.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on November 27, 2010, 02:26:10 AM
my drink is hot coffee
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 27, 2010, 07:04:14 PM
Hot coffee is ok but it would be a ;ittle bit better with a capful or two of Brandy in i.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on November 28, 2010, 12:34:07 PM
In I went to the Mall on Black Friday but my credit card was revoked.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 28, 2010, 08:59:21 PM
Was revoked by the manager so now we down to just 15 store cards.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on November 29, 2010, 10:52:38 PM
store cards safely.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on November 30, 2010, 09:43:57 AM
Cards safely tucked away in my wallet because I've reached the credit limit on all of them.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 30, 2010, 07:12:37 PM
Of them chosen only three were any good.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: pete on December 01, 2010, 03:41:09 AM
Any good dietitians in the house.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on December 01, 2010, 08:43:44 AM
The house stood empty for three years due to the market slump.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 01, 2010, 12:07:35 PM
Market slump has been prodicted.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on December 23, 2010, 02:27:37 PM
Been prodicted and poked and pushed and pounded and pummelted by the hoards of Christmas shoppers, but now I am done and ready to wrap the gifts. 
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 24, 2010, 07:07:47 PM
The gifts were very well received by all , making this Christmas one to remember.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on December 28, 2010, 04:03:25 AM
to remember the wrapping paper is key, for without it, the presents are bare, and where is the wonder in that?
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on December 28, 2010, 11:49:39 AM
In that closet sits a vacuum cleaner that I haven't used in months.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on December 28, 2010, 01:01:06 PM
In months of cold and gloom, we must strive for sanity.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on December 28, 2010, 08:24:08 PM
for sanity is the key to sanitation, which leads to indoor plumbing and a great nation!

ps
remember that this is "men are people too" week.
so ladies, when done with the loo, plz lift the lid in honor of men!
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 29, 2010, 08:44:11 PM
Great nation railway would not have sounded right so in stead they called it Great Western railway.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on December 29, 2010, 11:38:41 PM
western railway was how the west was won.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 30, 2010, 08:50:37 PM
Was won by ticket number 315 I had 316 thats the last time I buy a ticket.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on December 31, 2010, 05:45:57 PM
A ticket for the millionaire drawing tonight could be a good after the holiday purchase.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on January 04, 2011, 05:18:07 AM
holiday purchase, similar to the louisiana purchase, sold christmas to the grinch for about the same price.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on January 04, 2011, 09:07:18 AM
Same price for those shoes at the Mall and online.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 04, 2011, 07:46:02 PM
And online aocton sites have become part of our everyday shopping.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on January 07, 2011, 12:16:52 AM
everyday shopping is so pedestrian.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on January 07, 2011, 09:10:00 AM
So pedestrian crosswalks were recently painted, but cars drove across the wet paint and left blotches of white down the road.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Shax on January 08, 2011, 08:01:23 AM

The road to success is strewn with treacherous rocks.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on January 12, 2011, 09:47:13 AM
the jetty is formed with many treacherous rocks that can be very slippery.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on January 12, 2011, 09:58:06 AM
Very slippery road conditions caused many accidents during the morning commute after the overnight snow.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 12, 2011, 09:38:49 PM
Overnight snow is on the cards for friday so looks as if we not going to go out on saturday after all.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on January 13, 2011, 04:28:16 PM
After all the dire predictions, doom and gloom scenarios, the market is starting to recover.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 13, 2011, 07:51:24 PM
To recover from my fall I had t spen most o this weekin bed doctors orders.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on January 14, 2011, 06:53:48 AM
Doctors orders were followed to the tee, but yet under the weather I still remain.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on January 14, 2011, 09:10:20 AM
Still remain calm, I said, because the storm has passed and the flood waters are receding.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Shax on January 14, 2011, 01:54:45 PM

Are receding hairlines a sign of virility?
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 14, 2011, 07:23:06 PM
Of virility tablets taken there were no side effects

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on January 14, 2011, 10:47:52 PM
side effects, not being able to sit down for four hours
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on January 15, 2011, 09:44:47 AM
four hours of waiting in this security line for a body scan and full grope pat-down is too long.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 15, 2011, 08:29:00 PM
Too long I think we should have another Christmas say in July like QVC dose.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on January 17, 2011, 04:43:25 AM
qvc dose killed mell, surely.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on January 18, 2011, 04:18:47 PM
Mell surely would be buried soon?
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on January 18, 2011, 06:52:06 PM
Buried soon after he died, no time for a wake, and his widow ran off with the gardener.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 18, 2011, 08:22:38 PM
The gardener never seems to come when it has snowed.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Netty on January 18, 2011, 09:37:23 PM
has snowed again if it continues it will be upto the window sills.


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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on January 18, 2011, 11:45:00 PM
window sills leak.
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Post by: Niecarrah on January 19, 2011, 03:54:26 PM
The roof has a hole in it, the door needs replaced. and the sills leak, this house is a nightmare!
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Netty on January 19, 2011, 07:42:02 PM
a nightmare woke me .

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 20, 2011, 01:26:10 PM
woke me up in the middle of the night just to say are you a wake.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on January 21, 2011, 05:34:01 PM
A loverly wake was held for Dear Jake, his wife baked a beautiful cake.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Netty on January 21, 2011, 07:06:23 PM
beautiful cake i shall make and then i'll bake an bake

Netty.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 25, 2011, 07:35:48 PM
"An bake for 20 minuets per lb" it said on the wrapper.

GR@PH;<'S 
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Netty on January 25, 2011, 07:45:52 PM
 the wrapper looked loverly and tied neatly with a bow.

Netty. :hammy:
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 27, 2011, 03:28:36 PM
A bow-Tie was all that was allowed or you would not get in to the prestigious hotel,

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on January 28, 2011, 08:11:14 PM
Prestigious hotel, luxurious limo, finest clothes, and the cheapskate only tipped me a quarter.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 28, 2011, 09:51:50 PM
A quarter of all drivers think that thay would past the driving test if they were to sit it now.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: R3D on January 28, 2011, 10:52:53 PM
It's now or never...   Come hold me tight....  Kiss me my darling...  be mine tonight.     - Elvis presley



yeah, I kinda cheated on the first word a bit...    :moreevil:
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 29, 2011, 02:42:04 PM
Elvis presley was and in my eyes is the KING of rock and roll and always will be.

@R3D
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AS long as you start the sentence off with the last to words then it not cheating

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on January 31, 2011, 08:21:07 AM
Will be right there as soon as I finish the dishes.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Netty on January 31, 2011, 09:01:55 PM
the dishes have to be done so they don't turn into big piles that go on for miles.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 01, 2011, 09:29:46 PM
For miles and miles the traffic was a stand still on the M6 that surrounds us all because of a swan waddling down the center lane it was not until the police arrived to try and catch it that it flew off leaving motorists none the wiser why they were held up.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on February 03, 2011, 11:11:49 PM
held up again at the performance of swan lake, that's why.
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Post by: Lena on February 04, 2011, 09:15:28 AM
That's why the rich get richer and the poor get poorer.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 04, 2011, 01:36:48 PM
Get poorer and poorer while the richer get richer.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on February 16, 2011, 02:48:01 AM
get richer, rob the poor.

(o, wait! that's government's job.)
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 16, 2011, 06:50:42 PM
The poor box at the back of church has mistressly been fill with £20 notes, the vicar in his sermon did mention that the bank across the road had been robbed and no one has been court.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on February 18, 2011, 12:31:13 AM
been court yard?
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Post by: Lena on February 18, 2011, 08:33:42 AM
Court Yard by Marriott is not as nice as Best Western.
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Post by: R3D on February 18, 2011, 03:37:27 PM
Best Western movie I ever saw were True Grit! 
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 19, 2011, 09:01:13 PM
True Grit the Western that stared John Wyane.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on February 21, 2011, 03:04:10 AM
john wayne won a gunfight.
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Post by: Lena on February 21, 2011, 08:32:34 AM
A gunfight ensued when the police cornered the bank robbers.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on February 21, 2011, 09:39:29 PM
bank robbers are seldom successful at being bank robbers
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Post by: R3D on February 22, 2011, 02:20:21 PM
"Bank Robbers do not have buccaneers...  Only pirates have buccaneers that help hold up their buccan-hats", said the old sea dog...   :hysterical:
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 23, 2011, 06:51:40 PM
Sea dog rescue team sprung into action as soon as they heard the siren.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on February 25, 2011, 01:44:59 AM
the siren wailed on and off throughout lunch, afterward, all the men heard was the siren
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 26, 2011, 07:59:52 PM
The siren sounded night after night sending us children in to the shelters.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on March 01, 2011, 08:07:11 PM
the shelters should have a better name than, 'the shelters.'


ps
:p
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on March 02, 2011, 08:42:27 AM
The shelters for the homeless were overcrowded as the temperatures dipped below freezing.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 02, 2011, 01:12:45 PM
Below freezing again the forecast for the forthcoming weekend.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on March 10, 2011, 09:44:55 PM
forthcoming weekend will be pleasant, the reported droned on the report about the forthcoming weekend.



[this sentence generously supplied by the department of redundancy department.]
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 11, 2011, 06:17:39 PM
The forthcoming weekend will finaly bring the Christmas sales to an end.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on March 21, 2011, 08:04:01 PM
an end of the forthcoming sentence foretold the forthcoming of an end.
 
[this sentence generously supplied by the department of redundancy department.]
go ahead, keep trying.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 22, 2011, 08:46:15 PM
An end is in sight.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Digitally-Enhanced on March 22, 2011, 08:49:48 PM
Sight for sore eyes.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 22, 2011, 08:53:05 PM
Sore eyes if it persists I recommend you see a Doctor.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on March 27, 2011, 12:27:27 PM
A doctor at the scene of the accident could offer no help, turns out he was a doctor of psychiatry.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 27, 2011, 06:49:53 PM
Of psychiatry department Dr Marbles from the mentle Health team was due to talk to us all today but he had been held up.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on April 16, 2011, 03:50:16 AM
held up roofs can use trusses to keep them held up.

[once again, this sentence generously supplied by the dept of redundancy dept.]
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Shax on April 16, 2011, 03:20:08 PM

Held up trusses are used to keep roofs held up.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 16, 2011, 08:27:44 PM
Held up for the second time in two hours it is about time the road works were completed.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on April 19, 2011, 11:11:50 AM
were completed, thought george, after the roofs were completed
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 19, 2011, 07:44:43 PM
Were completed It seems by the council but just how is a mystery as just how they get any work done as they always seem to be standing looking at the spades.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on April 25, 2011, 04:12:04 AM
the spades stand dormant in the hands of the street workers who hold the spades.


this sentence generously supplied by department of redundancy department.
and to think, i thot i was going to have difficulty with starting and ending with that phrase. :lol: lol
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on April 25, 2011, 08:34:19 AM
The Spades were missing from his hand but he managed to Shoot the Moon in the game of Hearts
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 25, 2011, 07:03:50 PM
Of Hearts of Gold it read telling of the way that they were brought up.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Shax on April 29, 2011, 11:42:09 AM

Brought up well, children will become responsible adults.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 29, 2011, 08:03:49 PM
Responsible adults are few and far between these days.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on April 30, 2011, 04:16:11 AM
these days the department of redundancy dept. echoes, these days.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 01, 2011, 07:18:39 PM
These days there does not seem to be as many female racing drivers.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Shax on May 03, 2011, 06:01:49 AM

Racing drivers these days seem to be mostly female.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 03, 2011, 07:28:29 PM
Mostly female but a few men have been seen queuing for ticket's to see JLS in concert.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on May 04, 2011, 09:05:37 AM
In concert with the crowd at Ground Zero, many spilled out to the streets in front of the White House celebrating the news.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 05, 2011, 07:34:21 PM
The news is still insisting that we all need to stay in doors this weekend out of the heavy rain that has been forecast.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: R-C on May 06, 2011, 09:47:07 PM
Been forecast that we may get some rain soon to help with this awful drought.
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Post by: Shax on May 10, 2011, 11:04:43 AM

Awful drought is usually broken by terrible floods.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on May 12, 2011, 03:58:25 AM
terrible floods.








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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 13, 2011, 06:48:54 PM
Terrible floods but thankfully we live quite high up witch is a good thing as my chair might rust  :tease:

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Lena on May 14, 2011, 09:50:41 PM
Might rust protect the lamp post from further corrosion?
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on May 17, 2011, 02:52:09 AM
further corrosion is indeed stopped in some forms of iron by rust.
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Post by: Shax on May 17, 2011, 11:26:11 AM

By rust, I mean the kind that gets on wheat.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 17, 2011, 07:26:44 PM
On wheat it seems as if we now need chocolate milk or at least that what the makers of Coco pops is letting us believe as there coco pops turn the milk chocolaty.

(TV Add (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6MWhn1eixI) <-- Youtube clicky)
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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on May 19, 2011, 02:47:56 AM
milk chocolaty goodness is part of a healthy diet.

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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 20, 2011, 08:00:49 PM
Healthy diet  :blink: Every time I see my dietitian she says you must keep to a Healthy diet to keep your cholesterol in check.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on August 10, 2011, 07:08:15 PM
(yes, babyoh)

deerstalker hats are coming back into fasion.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 10, 2011, 07:32:32 PM
 Into fashion comes my wardrobe again, just like it did ten years ago.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Shadrack on September 30, 2011, 12:36:54 PM
years ago when Hammy was able to walk to the pub we always thought that he was in wheel chair user in traing as for some reason he could never manage to walk home  :thud:
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 05, 2011, 05:43:18 PM
Years ago I was able to to do all my own decorating and not flinch every time DIY comes into the conversation but now I rely I my son to come do all our DIY for us well any thing that is Higher that my chair allows.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on October 10, 2011, 01:56:32 AM
chair allows mobility freeing from bondage.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 10, 2011, 07:31:00 PM
The strength of some super glue is that good people fear that they are doomed to a life of finger bondage.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: techie on October 12, 2011, 02:40:57 PM
Finger bondage requires careful use of razor and almost always some loss of skin.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 13, 2011, 07:02:21 PM
Of skin and bone, it read on the label so it should be a good glue.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Basementgeek on October 13, 2011, 11:18:32 PM
Good glue comes from good horses.

BG
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 14, 2011, 06:59:46 PM
Good horses and old horses infact all horses are required for up and coming glue company the stronghold brothers.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on October 18, 2011, 03:22:13 AM
stronghold brothers made the best castles in europe.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 04, 2011, 07:02:44 PM
 In europe they according to me build better cars than over here in the uk.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Shax on January 17, 2012, 12:00:44 PM
The U.K. is a very sunny place. :shocked:
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 17, 2012, 07:29:40 PM
Sunny place was at the botom of the Grarden.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: R-C on March 29, 2012, 06:43:25 PM
The garden is already in full bloom due to our very mild winter.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 29, 2012, 07:47:26 PM
Yet again the weatherman has it wrong as we were forecast a mild winter Hmmmmm let’s see did we not just have 12" snow fall trapping us in our house and add the -12 C for the last month.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on April 13, 2012, 12:43:09 PM
last month was a red banner one for utag boodle, his car was lost to a frying pan fire, the worst!
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 13, 2012, 06:59:47 PM
The worst car that I have owned was a vauxhall viva HD that I paid some thing like £130 for it was in the repairers more than in my garage.

Loaned repaid

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on May 24, 2012, 08:41:41 AM
My garage has closed, retired he did.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 31, 2012, 07:07:07 PM
 he did say that if only a few turnned up that he would give us all drinks on the house.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: R-C on August 03, 2012, 05:49:11 PM
The house survived the wet weather and nearby flooding.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 04, 2012, 06:41:23 PM
Nearby flooding was also damaged in the flood.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: R-C on August 21, 2012, 11:49:09 PM
the flood waters quickly receded thankfully so that the clean up could begin.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 22, 2012, 10:15:59 AM
Could beginners please lime up at the start line.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: R-C on October 08, 2012, 04:27:12 PM
The start line was packed with runners ready to begin the race.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 10, 2012, 06:58:33 PM
The race was one of the best so far this year.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on December 12, 2012, 05:59:08 AM
This year must be BETTER than last I hope ?
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 14, 2012, 04:58:07 AM
 I hope that we see a lot less of our local Hospital in the new year.
 :muahaha:

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on December 14, 2012, 01:36:51 PM
New Year so everyone gets to use their new gear.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: BeeZee on December 16, 2012, 02:02:03 PM
New gear, I just put one into my transmission.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on December 17, 2012, 04:44:00 AM
My transmission had been slipping in second, so I added some Lucas.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: BeeZee on December 17, 2012, 05:16:31 PM
Lucas McCann, aka "The Rifleman", was in a Television series.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on December 19, 2012, 02:22:07 PM
The television series CSI started a lot of spin-off kinds of programs.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 26, 2012, 04:05:03 PM
Of programs with a U rating we often see the so called macho big brothers move to tears towards the end.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on December 27, 2012, 03:41:48 AM
The bend was to occur the other day...what dumbbells.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 03, 2013, 07:27:15 PM
What dumbbells do is to aid recovery after a visit to the physiotherapy  department.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on January 04, 2013, 12:47:55 PM
Hubby has spent considerable time in the physiotherapy department, in his long recovery.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 06, 2013, 06:18:22 PM
 :blink: Long recovery was what Netty & I were expecting but we did not think that the surgeon was going to say up to two years (https://www.landzdown.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.getsmile.com%2Femoticons%2Fenergizer-smileys-51935%2Fcrying14.gif&hash=83220d1ae0fd2d1e93f70c80131dbc6a)(https://www.landzdown.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.getsmile.com%2Femoticons%2Fenergizer-smileys-51935%2Fcrying10.gif&hash=79e7ecd604f255419688cd6292467b3a)

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on January 07, 2013, 09:06:24 PM
Two years ago this thing all came to a head.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 08, 2013, 06:34:17 PM
A head by a nose now you wish you had bet on him.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on January 10, 2013, 07:24:37 AM
On him lies the burden of proof in this matter.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 12, 2013, 08:01:39 PM
This matter is to small a man said to a carpet sales man
 :laughing:

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on January 13, 2013, 07:31:58 PM
Sales man quotas had to be raised in this year of doom, much to the manager's chagrin.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 13, 2013, 09:08:29 PM
manager's chagrin at least 10% more than they need to just to boost their commission.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: BeeZee on January 17, 2013, 04:15:11 PM
Their commission of 38 percent was more than I bargained for.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 22, 2013, 07:31:36 PM
Bargained for a lot more than we ever received.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on January 23, 2013, 02:44:48 PM
Ever received a re-gifted gift?
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 23, 2013, 06:42:25 PM
There are more people this year using E-Bay to re-gifted gift the unwanted gift's.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on January 24, 2013, 05:26:27 PM
 Unwanted gift's can donated to many good causes.



There are more people this year using E-Bay to re-gifted gift the unwanted gift's. Woohoo what a mouthful!!! ;-)
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 30, 2013, 08:13:54 PM
Good causes need every penny they can get so go on make a donation today.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on February 01, 2013, 05:45:33 AM
donation today - helping the needy of the world.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on February 01, 2013, 01:41:53 PM
The world would be a better place if more people stopped self medicating !
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: BeeZee on February 01, 2013, 04:10:30 PM
Self medicating can cause more problems than what it's worth.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on February 02, 2013, 01:14:43 PM
It's worth more to you than it is to society.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 02, 2013, 07:08:51 PM
To society ball we must go said Lord Montgomery.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on February 11, 2013, 08:41:05 PM
lord montgomery had a delicious time at the ball.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 11, 2013, 08:50:16 PM
The ball is one of those kong rubber ball, that our dog plays with.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on February 11, 2013, 10:15:17 PM
Plays with dolls, said his father?!
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 12, 2013, 07:55:03 PM
his father?! a barge pole springs to mind have you seen his dad.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: BeeZee on February 18, 2013, 05:48:28 PM
His Dad ran off with a woman down the street.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 18, 2013, 08:50:31 PM
The street was the talk of the town all the gossips where in full swing with the news about Allison and Dan.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: BeeZee on February 18, 2013, 10:07:57 PM
And Dan wasn't a man.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 19, 2013, 07:04:08 PM
 A man has replied to the lonely hearts advert that was posted by a farmer for a BULL for his prise COW Daisy.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on March 01, 2013, 02:18:28 PM
"Cow Daisy just delivered a foal !" cried the immigrant farmhand.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 01, 2013, 06:30:50 PM
Farmhand turned midwife when the visiting vet went into labour, both mother and daughter are doing fine.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: BeeZee on March 09, 2013, 01:16:11 PM
Doing fine after a heck tick day at the office.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 09, 2013, 08:16:00 PM
The office was pretty quite this last week but that can be expected when I had a pub crawl one a Monday.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: BeeZee on March 09, 2013, 08:44:01 PM
A Monday!! I thought is was a Friday.  Does that mean I have to stay for the rest of the week?
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 09, 2013, 08:46:51 PM
The week is the time for partying as I have to have a rest on the weekend.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: BeeZee on March 09, 2013, 09:04:39 PM
The weekend came but I was too busy to do anything leisurely.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 10, 2013, 08:33:08 PM
Anything leisurely in my case means I usually end up getting my chair wheels  dirty.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: R-C on March 14, 2013, 05:50:43 AM
Wheels dirty and paint peeling the car still purred like a kitten.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: BeeZee on March 14, 2013, 04:16:10 PM
A kitten is so cute when they are young but watch out when they get older and turn into a lion.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: R-C on March 14, 2013, 08:07:48 PM
A lion and a monkey make for a strange friendship.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 14, 2013, 09:02:40 PM
Friendship Bracelets,

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: BeeZee on March 24, 2013, 07:14:25 PM
Strange friendship could last for many years.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on March 27, 2013, 12:13:58 PM
many years ago is a long time.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 27, 2013, 01:10:07 PM
Long time we waited in A & E for a bed in A.M.U over the weekend as the hospital were short staffed.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: BeeZee on March 28, 2013, 12:18:54 AM
Short staffed at a hospital is not a good thing for the customer.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 28, 2013, 09:13:55 PM
The customer is always right ! until they've left the shop.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: BeeZee on April 01, 2013, 04:46:41 PM
The shop that I buy my meat from, is being investigated for selling alligators.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on April 04, 2013, 11:19:17 PM
selling alligators, otherwise known as real estate salesmen, are somewhat different than office alligators.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 06, 2013, 05:34:21 PM
Office alligators Have been blamed on the lack of Staff the boss just said oh dear (Deer :laughing:)

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: BeeZee on April 07, 2013, 02:04:16 PM
Oh Dear, I have some good news and some bad news.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on April 09, 2013, 11:14:39 PM
bad news travels rapidly as flatulence at a dinner party; be ware.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 13, 2013, 05:35:12 PM
Be ware the pitfalls of eating all your Easter eggs in one go.
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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: R-C on May 29, 2013, 08:59:19 PM
one go is all you get when jumping off a mountain with a defective parachute.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on June 16, 2013, 06:27:49 PM
Defective parachute was the cause of last nights emergency but luckily for the Jumpers his wife brock his fall  :blink:

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: BeeZee on June 22, 2013, 06:47:45 PM
His fall was preceded by a push from someone in the plane.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on June 22, 2013, 07:14:42 PM
The plane just happened to be on Auto pilot at the time the jumper was pushed.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: BeeZee on June 26, 2013, 02:21:46 PM
Was pushed into the lake but I didn't mind it since it was very hot that day.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on June 26, 2013, 06:02:31 PM
That day will be remembered by every one except his late wife.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on July 23, 2013, 01:09:03 AM
late, wife, again?
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on July 28, 2013, 06:06:32 PM
Wife Again said one of the hospital staff she rings up every five minuets.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on August 01, 2013, 03:23:13 AM
deerstalker hats are often worn by the hunters.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 01, 2013, 08:44:21 PM
 @ Temmu
Me thinks you been at my stash of Brandy as
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deerstalker hats are often worn by the hunters.
did not use Five minutes .
it as to use the Last Two words become the First Two Words
you should have used Five minutes at the start of your sentence.

ok I will play on from your last go.

The hunters have live opposite us for the past sixty Five years.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: BeeZee on August 04, 2013, 02:02:02 PM
Five years ago on this very day, we had a blizzard.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 04, 2013, 04:44:28 PM
A blizzard made the residence of the small village prisoner's in there own homes.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on August 06, 2013, 03:15:16 AM
@ Temmu
Me thinks you been at my stash of Brandy as
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deerstalker hats are often worn by the hunters.
did not use Five minutes .
lol - gee how did that happen?

own homes? yes? then you should be aware of our new five years planning!
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 08, 2013, 08:43:33 AM
Temmu,
Years planning! Down the drain.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on August 11, 2013, 03:08:41 PM
the drain became filled with gold dust over the years, affording one man the opportunity of a lifetime!
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: BeeZee on August 29, 2013, 07:30:14 PM
A lifetime of work will get you great rewards.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on August 29, 2013, 08:42:53 PM
great rewards were promised by the healthcare yes we cans, but citizens only received an early death.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 30, 2013, 01:24:56 PM
Early death was contributed to the fact of smoking 100 cigarettes a day for forty years.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: BeeZee on August 30, 2013, 02:38:56 PM
Forty years ago on this day in history, something happened.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 30, 2013, 02:45:23 PM
Something happened to the forum to day the posting time between your posts is now down to just sixty Second's.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: BeeZee on August 30, 2013, 03:02:12 PM
Sixty seconds is an eternity compared to fifty-nine seconds.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 01, 2013, 02:53:18 AM
Fifty-nine seconds till the shop opens get set for the mad rush as the customers make a be-line foe the sale items.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: BeeZee on September 01, 2013, 01:44:54 PM
Sale items are only sale items if they are on sale.

P.S. Does that make sense. Too early in the morning.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 02, 2013, 06:14:38 PM
On sale again after the sale last week fell through.
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@BeeZee,
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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on September 06, 2013, 04:47:33 AM
fell through the floor, did the meteor

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Post by: R-C on September 08, 2013, 01:19:20 AM
The meteor could be seen for miles streaking brightly across the night sky.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on September 09, 2013, 03:45:51 PM
night sky, old wool blanket, a thermos of hot chocolate, becky and temmu sat under the stars
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: BeeZee on September 09, 2013, 06:29:52 PM
The stars came out last night but I didn't see them because I was watching football.
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Post by: Temmu on September 10, 2013, 12:15:01 PM
watching football were 18 guys, eating wings, hooting and hollering, packed into the den.

(go saints!)
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 13, 2013, 02:10:11 PM
The den always seems to be a little on the dark side so we are having LED lights installed all over the celling.

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Post by: R-C on September 14, 2013, 04:46:38 PM
The ceiling is covered in that horrible popcorn texture.
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Post by: Temmu on September 15, 2013, 03:30:28 AM
popcorn texture! o, no! anything but that!
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 16, 2013, 06:13:48 PM
But that! I said would be the last we ever need from them.

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Post by: Temmu on September 17, 2013, 08:37:11 PM
from them, charles, honestly? they could not afford the gift.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 18, 2013, 11:54:15 AM
The gift of life is the best gift of all.

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Post by: Temmu on September 19, 2013, 08:51:36 PM
[will try this again. this is the 3rd time i have tried to submit a reply to this.]


of all the people i know, only a few are true friends!
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Post by: R-C on September 20, 2013, 10:10:05 PM
True friends are those that are there to help you pack up and move!
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Post by: Temmu on September 21, 2013, 04:43:06 AM
and move they did!
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Post by: BeeZee on September 22, 2013, 02:24:47 PM
They did it but John hurt his back picking up a toothpick.
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Post by: DonnaB on September 22, 2013, 11:25:53 PM
A toothpick might help with cleaning the tight spots.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 25, 2013, 09:00:57 AM
Tight Spots sell a manor of ladies hosiery.

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Post by: BeeZee on September 25, 2013, 10:38:29 PM
Ladies hosiery has come a long way from the line down the middle of the calf.
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Post by: DonnaB on September 26, 2013, 12:32:01 AM
 The calf was left behind in the fields when the cows came home.
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Post by: BeeZee on September 26, 2013, 11:44:02 AM
Came home last night to a horrific sound that would curl your toes, my mother-in-law flew in on her broom.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 01, 2013, 01:31:27 PM
Her broom is in for it's annual service so the it looks as if the old witch is having to travel by bus.

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Post by: Temmu on October 05, 2013, 12:57:05 AM
by bus to hogswarts? she cried, never again!
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 06, 2013, 02:25:56 PM
Never again will he be asked to commentate of a game of two haves as he asked his college how many parts make the game.

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Post by: BeeZee on November 09, 2013, 04:26:19 PM
The game ended in a tie.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 10, 2013, 01:14:18 PM
A tie must be warn at all times the sign said as we entered the restaurant.

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Post by: Temmu on November 30, 2013, 03:52:22 AM
the restaurant that served odd animal meat assured me, it all tastes like a chicken.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 30, 2013, 07:57:51 PM
A Chicken a Duck and a Turkey were all on the menu at our local restaurant this week.

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Post by: BeeZee on December 01, 2013, 04:02:12 PM
This week has been very busy for most people because of Thanksgiving Day and Black Friday.
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Post by: Temmu on December 03, 2013, 05:43:55 AM
black friday, what a frightfully unusual name for, supposedly, something good!
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 03, 2013, 11:33:09 AM
Something good maybe not as it is up to me to cook this weekends Sunday lunch.

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Post by: BeeZee on December 03, 2013, 01:39:58 PM
Sunday lunch is too far into the future to think about what is on the menu.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 04, 2013, 08:51:31 AM
The  menu was so big I thought I was going to sped the rest of my retirement a the restaurant.

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Post by: BeeZee on December 05, 2013, 02:45:14 PM
The restaurant that I went to last week, was shut down do to food-no-goodus which is a rare form of food indigestion.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 05, 2013, 03:48:27 PM
Food indigestion use gaviscon as it works a treat.

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Post by: Temmu on December 11, 2013, 08:20:03 PM
a treat comprised of the extra large supreme pizza, a liter of coke, and a giant sundae!
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 12, 2013, 05:27:57 AM
Giant sundae free with every Oder over £5 the waitress said to my partner.

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Post by: BeeZee on December 20, 2013, 01:56:34 PM
My partner put her cold feet on my backside and pushed me out of bed because I didn't want to get up this morning.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 21, 2013, 10:10:30 AM
This morning the postman seems to be struggling to carry his mail bag perhaps he should get one like Santa's.

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Post by: BeeZee on December 29, 2013, 05:45:16 PM
Like Santa's reindeer, my dog sled dogs can travel great distances.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 01, 2014, 12:16:31 AM
Great distances are traveled in just one shift for the hospital staff walking back and forth.

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Post by: Temmu on January 08, 2014, 03:38:19 AM
and forth, said the sergeant, eat all of your meal!
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 13, 2014, 10:21:46 PM
Your meal will be delivered within 30 minuets or you get to have it for free.

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Post by: BeeZee on January 19, 2014, 02:04:17 PM
"For Free" said the store clerk but by time you read the fine print it will cost you an arm and a leg.
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Post by: Temmu on January 20, 2014, 06:17:46 AM
a leg was missing from the baroque table in the basement.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 20, 2014, 07:31:26 PM
Deerstalker hat at least kept my ears warm shame it did not improve my aim while out shooting.

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Post by: BeeZee on January 21, 2014, 06:20:18 PM
a leg was missing from the baroque table in the basement.


GR@PH;<'S, what about Temmus' sentence ending in "the basement".
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 22, 2014, 09:07:32 AM
The basement was filled with deerstalker hats

@BeeZee what can I say to much coffee

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Post by: BeeZee on January 28, 2014, 11:24:50 PM
Deerstalker hats went on sale because the summer clothing was coming out.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 29, 2014, 11:04:35 AM
Coming out this afternoon to the shopping mall, if so I'll ask Mary if she can drive us.

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Post by: BeeZee on February 13, 2014, 01:22:29 PM
Drive us to the ice cream parlour for some moose tracks.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 13, 2014, 07:38:43 PM
Moose tracks were seen on the bend just in time for the train to come to a halt.

(Please note NO Moose were hurt in the posting of this topic  :hysterical:)

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
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Post by: BeeZee on February 14, 2014, 04:31:18 PM
A halt was noticed after the soccer player was kicked in the chin.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 17, 2014, 09:06:47 PM
The chin is the best place for me to rest a pint glass.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
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Post by: Temmu on February 26, 2014, 12:33:49 AM
pint glass? on the shelf.

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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 26, 2014, 07:21:19 PM
The shelf was he always the good guy in those spaghetti Weston's

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
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Post by: Temmu on March 12, 2014, 06:58:54 PM
The shelf was he always the good guy in those spaghetti Weston's

spahetti weston's, a cheesy italian restaurant, whose motto is, "sobriety last"
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 12, 2014, 07:33:05 PM
Sobriety last Test is where most fail just before the Judge rules them to pay a heavy fine &  indelicate AA meetings.

GR@PH;<'S  :Hammys pint:
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Post by: Temmu on April 03, 2014, 10:44:55 PM
aa meetings result in meetings at the bar after the session.
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Post by: LilBambi on April 04, 2014, 01:51:46 PM
The session was extremely gratifying.
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Post by: Temmu on April 04, 2014, 03:30:53 PM
extremely gratifying though it was, it is the reason one attends aa meetings.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 05, 2014, 08:47:18 PM
AA meetings this week do not be late I'll get the drinks in I hope the meetings as good as the RAC one.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
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Post by: Temmu on April 14, 2014, 07:36:10 PM
rac one, said he, to the damsel.
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Post by: LilBambi on April 15, 2014, 03:26:55 PM
The damsel has long tresses that get caught on branches as she walks through the forest.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 16, 2014, 11:09:43 AM
the forest is under threat one more.

GR@PH;<'S  :Hammys pint:
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Post by: JDBush61 on April 19, 2014, 01:40:21 AM
One more Scotch on the rocks, and then I really must hit the can.
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Post by: Temmu on April 23, 2014, 07:47:50 PM
the can continued to tumble down the road.
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Post by: LilBambi on April 23, 2014, 11:47:45 PM
The road happened to be made of patterns in brick.
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Post by: Temmu on April 24, 2014, 07:55:45 PM
in brick, quipped suzie, how quaint, most are made of whale skin.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 27, 2014, 10:03:17 AM
whale skin wallets are made in china now that's not such a surprise.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint: 
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Post by: Temmu on April 28, 2014, 05:12:25 PM
a surprise would be, it's not made in china!
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Post by: LilBambi on May 01, 2014, 09:08:50 AM
I remember playing at tea parties with a child sized china tea set.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 02, 2014, 08:15:07 AM
Tea set was ok it I dropped a cup .

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
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Post by: LilBambi on May 02, 2014, 12:43:14 PM
 :look:

You broke a cup?
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 02, 2014, 08:02:04 PM
A cup will have to be replaced after one was Broken.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
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Post by: LilBambi on May 02, 2014, 11:54:11 PM
Was broken but it can't be replaced as it was an priceless heirloom.
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Post by: BeeZee on May 05, 2014, 12:04:18 AM
Priceless heirloom was found on the Antique Road Show last night.
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Post by: Temmu on May 06, 2014, 03:06:16 PM
last night it was discovered that it's difficult to make a decent sentence with some of these word pairs.


folks, be considerate of the next author - you can tell if your sentence ends with words with which it is improbable to start a decent sentence!
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 09, 2014, 12:07:19 AM
Word pairs, not picking hairs, fill language with never-ending sunshine and delight, ‘twas once stated.
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Post by: LilBambi on May 11, 2014, 05:15:31 PM
Once stated, words are hard to take back.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 11, 2014, 07:01:20 PM
Take back that garment that you brought as you need a smaller size.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 11, 2014, 11:37:43 PM
Smaller size egos tend to enlarge considerably when stoked with multiple pats on the back.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 13, 2014, 08:03:50 PM
The back seat of our car is in need of cleaning as I had to put my muddy Wheel Chair in the back of the car instead of the boot (Trunk)

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 14, 2014, 02:16:48 AM
The boot was given to the old administration, yet the new administration walks, talks, and looks just like the old.
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Post by: LilBambi on May 14, 2014, 10:09:55 AM
The old grey goose, she ain't what she used to be.
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Post by: Temmu on May 14, 2014, 08:26:18 PM
smaller size(d) dirigibles were seen flying over the beach during d-day.
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 14, 2014, 09:34:27 PM
Temmu. Are we playing the same game?  :wink:

To be over-the-moon in love, magically immersed in the fire of her passionate eyes, was my daydream, yet my harsh reality was cold Swanson TV dinners eaten alone and in the dark. 
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Post by: Temmu on May 16, 2014, 07:15:06 PM
i must have landed on the previous page and posted. sorry.

the dark, dank, cool of the drafty one room flat only accentuated the loss of my cessna citation.

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Post by: JDBush61 on May 17, 2014, 11:32:59 PM
Cessna citation in hand, I promised myself -- and my trusty co-pilot, "Fido" -- to never-again try and taxi in the fog, thereby putting our vessel and our lives at risk by being on the wrong runway when an international 747 Heavy is approaching.
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Post by: Temmu on May 21, 2014, 08:19:10 PM
is approaching, i cried!
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 22, 2014, 03:58:54 AM
I cried with joy when Uncle Bob handed me the keys to my very own John Deere tractor and said "Well then, boy, let's go plow them potato fields!"
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 23, 2014, 01:52:15 PM
Potato fields are as I type being dug in hope of a bumper crop.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 24, 2014, 12:57:08 AM
"Bumper crop?", she bemoaned, "Those are just two small potatoes!"
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Post by: Temmu on May 29, 2014, 08:47:58 PM
small potatoes, especially the little red ones, are wonderful in an irish stew.
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 30, 2014, 04:20:05 AM
Irish stew, a freshly poured Guinness, and a fire crackling in the hearth informed me that I was reaching Heaven.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on May 31, 2014, 04:57:42 PM
reaching heaven, although scoffed at by some, is the ultimate goal of most people.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 31, 2014, 09:10:13 PM
Most people seem to get tax refunds around this time of year  :2cents: :2cents: :2cents:

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on May 31, 2014, 11:55:28 PM
'Of year', 'of decade', and 'of century' rarely matters to Father Time, as 'of the moment' is the general barometer of human happiness.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on June 02, 2014, 04:14:09 AM
human happiness can come from money, wine, women or song, but joy is from the LORD.
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Post by: JDBush61 on June 02, 2014, 02:07:38 PM
The Lord may giveth and The Lord may taketh away, but only Joni Mitchell knows how to pave paradise and drive a Big Yellow Taxi.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on June 03, 2014, 05:42:35 PM
yellow taxis are often used police vehicles.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on June 03, 2014, 06:14:51 PM
Police vehicles were quickly on the scene after receiving the report of the Monday morning run on the glazed donuts.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on June 04, 2014, 11:02:02 AM
Glazed donuts are now on sale.

GR@PH;<'S  :Hammys pint:
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on June 05, 2014, 12:37:00 AM
On sale from last week's price, I quickly pounced on two cases of 'Flushy Fresh' toilet cleaner.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on June 05, 2014, 03:13:03 AM
toilet cleaner is responsible for 85% of clean toilets.
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Post by: JDBush61 on June 05, 2014, 09:34:05 PM
Clean toilets informed us that our maid was correctly doing her job.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on June 06, 2014, 05:08:15 PM
her job consisted of polishing the brass and ensuring clean toilets
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on June 07, 2014, 06:46:19 AM
Clean toilets, a refurbished kitchen, new carpets, and a hot tub excited the potential home buyer, but what really tickled her fancy was the clean toilets.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Temmu on June 11, 2014, 07:45:56 PM
clean toilets are not found in the home of the slothful, who are loath to clean toilets.

 :dance:
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Post by: JDBush61 on June 13, 2014, 01:52:09 PM
Clean toilets never fail to put a wide knowing smile on the faces of aficionados of clean toilets.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on June 13, 2014, 07:43:33 PM
Clean toilets are always welcomed when your out for a days shopping.

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Post by: JDBush61 on June 15, 2014, 11:49:00 PM
Days shopping in Bora Bora were augmented with days lounging and days just getting incredibly, fashionably, and mindlessly drunk.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on June 19, 2014, 07:47:05 PM
Mindlessly drunk were Paddy & I for most of last year.


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Post by: JDBush61 on June 25, 2014, 12:07:10 AM
Last year you said you'd love me next year, yet this year you tell me you loved me last year.  :breakkie:
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on June 27, 2014, 08:16:45 PM
Last year we had a new edition to our family His name is Charlie he is a miniature Yorkshire Terrier.

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Post by: JDBush61 on July 09, 2014, 03:22:10 AM
Yorkshire terrier, bull mastiff, and black Labrador aside, us bumpkins all know that English border collies are the true champs when it comes to herding sheep.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on July 17, 2014, 03:48:52 PM
Herding sheep on their quad bike's seems to be the norm these days for farmers.

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Post by: Temmu on July 23, 2014, 03:41:38 AM
for farmers children are finding it increasingly difficult to farm for a living, though they grew up with it.
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Post by: JDBush61 on July 23, 2014, 05:53:32 AM
With it, I am happy, yet without it, I am sad, so I just don't get it.
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Post by: Temmu on July 28, 2014, 02:46:42 AM
get it, and get it now, the young mrs. beasly barked at her husband.
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Post by: JDBush61 on July 28, 2014, 05:27:56 AM
Her husband, as he lay dying, said "Thank you, Lord, for finally setting me free from this nagging witch!"
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on July 28, 2014, 07:32:49 PM
Nagging  witch  as well as being nagging wife  :tease:

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Post by: JDBush61 on July 29, 2014, 05:31:38 AM
"Nagging wife?", my doctor guffawed, "No, your real problem is your 2 pack a day ciggy habit and bulging waistline."
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on July 29, 2014, 09:04:01 PM
Bulging waistline was the cause of my trousers popping open and falling to the floor.

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Post by: JDBush61 on July 31, 2014, 01:29:29 AM
The floor to some is the ceiling to others, and the art of life is finding that golden balance of the middle ground.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on July 31, 2014, 07:44:34 PM
Middle Ground Theatre Company has have been producing quality drama for over 26 years.

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Post by: JDBush61 on July 31, 2014, 11:52:14 PM
"Twenty-six years is a long time to be on the Net without a clue about computers", said my professor, yet I replied "That's OK, I've been stupid for over double that time."
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 01, 2014, 07:59:10 PM
That time of year again cake ordered meal booked, beer and the wine on ice  :flowers: Happy Anniversary Netty  :flowers: :hug:

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Post by: JDBush61 on August 04, 2014, 12:16:06 AM
"Anniversary Netty", typed the computer geek for the upcoming alumni-association party, his mind surely not on the task at hand.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 26, 2014, 06:36:58 PM
At hand was just a hammer and an adjustable spanner but he did manage fix the car.

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Post by: JDBush61 on August 26, 2014, 11:28:50 PM
Much like women, the car that gave me the most thrills and tickets was my '87 Ford Mustang GT, yet the car that never broke down, never talked back, and always greeted me with a warm purr when I turned the key was my '81 Toyota Corolla station wagon.
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Post by: JDBush61 on August 27, 2014, 12:10:09 AM
Much like women, the car that gave me the most thrills and tickets was my '87 Ford Mustang GT, yet the car that never broke down, never talked back, and always greeted me with a warm purr when I turned the key was my '81 Toyota Corolla station wagon.

Oooops! I forgot how to play the game.  :wink:

The car that gave me the most thrills and tickets was my '87 Ford Mustang GT, yet the car that never broke down, never talked back, and always greeted me with a warm purr when I turned the key was my '81 Toyota Corolla station wagon.

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Post by: winchester73 on September 01, 2014, 03:53:46 PM
"Station wagon" and "sleek" are never used in the same sentence.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 02, 2014, 06:02:06 AM
Same sentence syndrome is why I repeat these words over and over.
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Post by: winchester73 on September 03, 2014, 02:21:25 PM
And over and over again.
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Post by: Pete! on September 03, 2014, 02:52:15 PM
Over again, how I lose while playing Blackjack.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 04, 2014, 01:52:00 AM
Playing blackjack in Vegas, I hate it when the house plants a shill, usually a fairly attractive "too-friendly" female, next to me at the table to disrupt the deal and make the table icy cold when I'm on a winning streak.
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Post by: Pete! on September 04, 2014, 03:24:46 PM
Winning streak records were set at the University of Georgia, on March 7, 1974, with 1,543 simultaneous streakers
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 04, 2014, 07:45:14 PM
The current record for the largest group streak was established , with on

It was a day like no other as at the University of Georgia on March 7, 1974 there were 1,543 simultaneous streakers witch is one record I think will take some beating.

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Post by: JDBush61 on September 04, 2014, 11:54:57 PM
Simultaneous streakers have been known to gather for a short time and run in counterclockwise circles in a 20-meter-diameter iron skillet to do their "flash in the pan".
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Post by: Pete! on September 05, 2014, 12:46:27 PM
The pan was so dirty, that after an hour of scouring, I just tossed it in the garbage.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 05, 2014, 06:31:29 PM
The garbage is normally emptied on a Wednesday but for some reason they did not turn up to empty your wheelie bin.

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Post by: Pete! on September 05, 2014, 07:24:56 PM
Wheelie bin design does not meet local "bear proof" standards, but it might serve for recycling paper.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 08, 2014, 04:21:19 AM
Recycling paper is definitely not on my mind when I crumple the daily news each morning and stuff it under the kindling to light my campfire. :breakkie:
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Post by: Pete! on September 08, 2014, 12:45:23 PM
My campfire sent smoke into the eyes of anyone within ten paces.
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Post by: Temmu on September 09, 2014, 06:15:12 PM

ten paces due east of the mango tree and i can begin digging for the buried treasure!
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Post by: Pete! on September 09, 2014, 08:02:47 PM
Buried treasure maps were sold to gullible marks by the dozen.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 09, 2014, 11:59:38 PM
The dozen men were more commonly known as The Dirty Dozen, and what a fine war film it was.
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Post by: winchester73 on September 10, 2014, 12:09:06 AM
It was a dark and stormy night, according to Snoopy.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 10, 2014, 12:28:14 AM
To Snoopy, chocolate chip cookies are the cat's meow, yet donuts, pizza, and angle food cake make him just as happy.
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Post by: Pete! on September 10, 2014, 12:26:45 PM
As happy as he was with his job, the rest of his life stunk.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 10, 2014, 08:47:27 PM
Life stunk until we won ten million on the on the lottery.

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Post by: Pete! on September 10, 2014, 08:58:05 PM
The lottery has been called a tax on the mathematically challenged, but since I know a math major who indulged, let's just call it a tax on the stupid.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 11, 2014, 12:02:09 AM
The stupid man that I am, I thought that my wages were not income, because my labor is exchanged for them, thus taxing them violates my right to property.  :breakkie:
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Post by: Pete! on September 11, 2014, 12:09:16 PM
To property owners, real estate taxes on non-income producing homes, seem extremely regressive.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 12, 2014, 03:28:03 AM
Extremely regressive was the fair princess when the puckering old toad offered his cute, let slimy, webbed leg in marriage.
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Post by: Pete! on September 12, 2014, 12:32:40 PM
In marriage ceremonies, the presence of a shotgun ensures compliance.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 14, 2014, 02:33:55 PM
"Ensures compliance!" chuckled the mafia boss as he stuck his snub-nosed .38 in my face.
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Post by: Pete! on September 14, 2014, 05:21:00 PM
My face was never in a wanted poster.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 16, 2014, 03:31:09 AM
Wanted poster for sale for $100.00 if you mail us cash in a manila envelope to a secret post office box in California.
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Post by: Pete! on September 16, 2014, 01:01:40 PM
In California, earthquakes seldom induce panic.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 17, 2014, 05:46:20 AM
Induce panic by creating the fear of a market collapse, then rob the taxpayers to bail out Wall Street.
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Post by: Pete! on September 17, 2014, 01:29:01 PM
 Wall Street bankers might be former hippies.
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Post by: winchester73 on September 18, 2014, 06:49:23 PM
Former hippies no longer say  "Nature is my mother and my brother every man".
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Post by: Pete! on September 18, 2014, 08:15:18 PM
Every man he saw was wearing the same big stupid grin.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 18, 2014, 09:49:41 PM
Stupid grin aside, there's no disputing that I am the winner.
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Post by: Pete! on September 19, 2014, 01:34:44 PM
 The winner laughed when the loser cried foul.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 21, 2014, 08:18:20 AM
"Cried foul, got upset, grabbed my ball, and just decided to come home" was the boy's reply when his parents asked why he wasn't still at baseball practice.
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Post by: Pete! on September 21, 2014, 12:19:02 PM
Baseball practice was always embarrassing for the clumsiest kids.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 21, 2014, 07:43:04 PM
Clumsiest kids are always trying to do the right thing but some how nearly always fail.

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Post by: Pete! on September 21, 2014, 10:00:22 PM
Always fail at first to make your opponent overconfident.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 22, 2014, 05:38:25 AM
"Opponent overconfident!" my tennis coach whispered into my ear as I stood to serve the first game of the third set in the Wimbledon  finals against Roger Federer.
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Post by: Pete! on September 22, 2014, 12:19:38 PM
Roger Federer, never heard of him.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 22, 2014, 11:58:15 PM
Of him, I know not, but of you, I am well aware and am completely and utterly disgusted.
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Post by: Pete! on September 23, 2014, 01:56:14 PM
Utterly disgusted with society, he became a hermit.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 24, 2014, 03:28:15 AM
A hermit walked into town after living in his mountaintop cave for the past 55 years, living solely on nuts, fruits, and the gifts of nature, and asked “Can someone please tell me when Jimi Hendrix’s new album is scheduled for release?”
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Post by: Pete! on September 24, 2014, 01:01:25 PM
For release agents, the molding department used compounds containing silicone.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 29, 2014, 09:40:15 PM
Containing silicone, the implants were subsequently judged unsafe and were replaced with saline.
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Post by: Pete! on September 30, 2014, 12:59:30 PM
With saline intolerant species, you need a fresh water environment.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 30, 2014, 11:34:14 PM
Water environment species often stay submerged, yet ducks love taking to the wing.
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Post by: Pete! on October 01, 2014, 01:16:09 PM
The Buffalo wing was too spicy for his bland taste.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 01, 2014, 09:38:16 PM
RED CARD!  :wink: (the last two words become the first two words)

Bland taste, poor service, and hairs in the soup informed my wife and I to never eat there again.
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Post by: Temmu on October 02, 2014, 04:54:32 PM
there again? cried suzette, i thing we were lost hours ago.
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Post by: Pete! on October 12, 2014, 05:05:24 PM
Deerstalker hat prices have gone up since Sherlock made them the sleuth's trademark apparel.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 12, 2014, 07:26:50 PM
(The last two words become the first two words  :smiley:)

Trademark apparel wasn't on my mind when I wore Levi jeans, Fruit of the Loom undies, and a Hanes t-shirt, as they were just "clothing" that everybody wore when I was a teenager.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 12, 2014, 07:47:25 PM
A teenager with a good head on his shoulders would be daniil kvyat an up and coming F1 champion in the making.

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Post by: Pete! on October 12, 2014, 10:26:34 PM
(The last two words become the first two words  :smiley:)
(Sorry, somehow I ended up on page one)

The making of an effective soldier starts long before basic training.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 13, 2014, 11:43:17 PM
Basic training, a few days on the job, and a crash course in antivirus software led Bob to think that he had conquered the Internet.
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Post by: BeeZee on October 14, 2014, 01:28:50 AM
The internet is like going to the library.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 14, 2014, 02:06:38 AM
The library, the bookstore, and the drugstore magazine rack are all now in ruins due to the Amazon-size flood of online literature offerings.
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Post by: Pete! on October 14, 2014, 01:42:39 PM
Literature offerings were easy courses for improving ones grade point average.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 14, 2014, 07:32:39 PM
Point average notwithstanding, Otis skipped class to enjoy an ice cream at the beach.
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Post by: Pete! on October 14, 2014, 08:10:24 PM
 The beach was really too crowed for fishing, until I started catching sharks.
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Post by: BeeZee on October 14, 2014, 08:39:20 PM
Catching shark can be dangerous, especially if you are trying to retrieve the hook.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 15, 2014, 12:22:28 AM
The hook being the selling point of all hit songs, the record company exec told the aspiring songwriter "Don't bore us, get us to the chorus!"
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Post by: Pete! on October 15, 2014, 01:43:39 PM
The chorus preferred to be known as the choir.
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Post by: winchester73 on October 15, 2014, 06:00:06 PM
The choir rehearsal schedule always seemed to conflict with his soccer practices.
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Post by: Pete! on October 15, 2014, 06:43:05 PM
Soccer practices were where they ogled the soccer moms.
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Post by: BeeZee on October 15, 2014, 06:43:39 PM
Soccer practices used to be on the south side of town, now that are on the east side.
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Post by: BeeZee on October 15, 2014, 06:45:46 PM
East side soccer moms now take there kids to the south side.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 16, 2014, 07:53:23 AM
south side of thr town are alll the best shops.

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Post by: Pete! on October 16, 2014, 01:09:58 PM
Best shops may not be where you expect them.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 16, 2014, 11:12:59 PM
Expect them, and rewards never come.
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Post by: Pete! on October 17, 2014, 01:46:19 PM
Never come, if you weren't invited, unless you have rejection tolerance.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 19, 2014, 12:10:12 AM
Rejection tolerance is the crutch used by unlucky date seekers.
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Post by: Pete! on October 19, 2014, 11:47:06 AM
Date seekers may just be lonely.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 20, 2014, 01:32:24 AM
Be lonely, yet confident, until others rise to your perfection.
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Post by: Pete! on October 20, 2014, 12:55:27 PM
Your perfection obsession is not winning you the admiration you expect.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 21, 2014, 01:25:50 AM
You expect a time and place to rise to my perfection, yet the time is never, and the place is for you to figure out.
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Post by: Pete! on October 21, 2014, 01:03:33 PM
Figure out how to beat the system, then they change the rules.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 22, 2014, 12:21:12 AM
The rules don't apply to me, because I'm too stupid to understand the rules.
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Post by: Pete! on October 22, 2014, 12:50:30 PM
The rules are simple, avoid too much over thinking.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 23, 2014, 12:47:42 AM
Over-thinking the situation always leads to a clumsy approach and a sterile, robotic performance.
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Post by: Pete! on October 23, 2014, 12:50:05 PM
Robotic performance on simple tasks, often exceeds human performance.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 24, 2014, 05:01:44 AM
Human performance is often determined by caloric intake.
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Post by: Pete! on October 24, 2014, 12:38:48 PM
Caloric intake is the whole point of eating food.
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Post by: Corrine on October 25, 2014, 10:23:49 PM
Eating food, when carefully selected, shouldn't result in getting fat.
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Post by: Pete! on October 26, 2014, 12:43:06 PM
Getting fat, before winter, is a bear's survival mechanism.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 27, 2014, 11:55:52 PM
Survival mechanism(s), in stress provoking situations, take precedence of programming in all humans.
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Post by: Pete! on October 28, 2014, 12:38:38 PM
All humans don't think alike.
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Post by: Corrine on October 28, 2014, 06:37:11 PM
Think alike, act alike, be of like mind: are those examples of being consistent or going along with the crowd?
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 28, 2014, 06:43:00 PM
The crowd quickly admonished the loner, merely to teach him that the nail that sticks up gets hammered down.
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Post by: Pete! on October 28, 2014, 07:25:57 PM
Hammered down nails are serving their purpose.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 28, 2014, 11:35:55 PM
Their purpose has yet to be elucidated, but then again, I like a little mystery in life.
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Post by: Pete! on October 29, 2014, 01:17:53 PM
In life, there are many bad choices made that we'd rather forget.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 31, 2014, 03:43:32 AM
Rather forget the two birds in the bush, as I have one in the hand.
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Post by: Pete! on October 31, 2014, 12:49:02 PM
The hand is quicker than the eye, if you're not paying attention.
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Post by: winchester73 on October 31, 2014, 08:20:40 PM
Paying attention to EULAs and windows that pop up during software installation helps keep the computer malware free.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 31, 2014, 09:12:21 PM
"Malware free!", she joyfully exclaimed after receiving expert help from the LandzDown pros.
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Post by: Corrine on October 31, 2014, 09:24:50 PM
LandzDown pros do the best they can and are very happy when the person they help learns something useful during the process of cleaning the computer.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 01, 2014, 06:26:49 AM
The computer terminal went down for four hours witch was not good as I was doing the weekly online brandy order.

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Post by: Pete! on November 01, 2014, 01:09:04 PM
Brandy order invoices should be kept hidden from your spouse.
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Post by: winchester73 on November 01, 2014, 10:26:37 PM
Your spouse trusts you to pick up groceries on the way home, knowing you are really stopping off at the pub for a shandy.
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Post by: JDBush61 on November 01, 2014, 11:33:38 PM
A shandy in hand and six under the belt, the pints still tasted great but could no longer be felt.
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Post by: Pete! on November 08, 2014, 03:21:34 PM
Be felt as a "pain", and you'll get a certain amount of cooperation from people, who'd rather do what you want, than listen to you any longer.
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Post by: JDBush61 on November 10, 2014, 12:05:59 AM
Any longer endured, I doubt that I can continue to combat these nasty Trojan attacks.
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Post by: Pete! on November 10, 2014, 01:18:49 PM
Trojan attacks were not the Spartan's problem, their defense was.
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Post by: winchester73 on November 11, 2014, 11:11:06 PM
Defense was always considered preferable to offense.
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Post by: JDBush61 on November 12, 2014, 05:29:10 AM
To offense is human, to nurture, divine.
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Post by: Pete! on November 12, 2014, 03:03:03 PM
Nurture divine beliefs, and avoid evil behavior.
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Post by: JDBush61 on November 12, 2014, 08:53:21 PM
Evil behavior is sometimes disguised as benevolent selfless assistance.
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Post by: Pete! on November 13, 2014, 12:45:42 PM
Selfless assistance often has selfish motives.
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Post by: JDBush61 on November 14, 2014, 02:37:13 AM
Selfish motives rarely benefit the seething masses.
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Post by: Pete! on November 14, 2014, 03:15:26 PM
Seething masses need to be appeased.
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Post by: Corrine on November 27, 2014, 01:39:56 PM
Be appeased, my friends, as today is Thanksgiving Day!
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Post by: Pete! on November 27, 2014, 03:18:05 PM
Thanksgiving Day is why wild turkeys are so mean.
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Post by: JDBush61 on November 27, 2014, 07:49:53 PM
So mean to be cruel, so nice to show compassion.
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Post by: Pete! on November 27, 2014, 09:34:55 PM
Show compassion, it's not a crime to be incredibly stupid.
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Post by: JDBush61 on November 28, 2014, 12:18:01 AM
"Incredibly stupid ideas", chimed Mark, "sometimes blossom into multi-billion-dollar Wall-Street IPOs."
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Post by: Pete! on November 28, 2014, 01:13:58 PM
Wall-Street IPOs can be risky without proper research.
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Post by: Corrine on November 28, 2014, 06:06:23 PM
Proper research is required when doing malware removal.
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Post by: Pete! on November 28, 2014, 07:21:18 PM
Malware removal subverts their business model.
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Post by: JDBush61 on November 29, 2014, 02:32:17 AM
Business model, venture capital, and corporate structure are all less important than one great idea.
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Post by: Pete! on November 29, 2014, 02:13:03 PM
Great idea, let's run it up the flagpole, and see if anybody salutes.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 01, 2014, 12:25:21 AM
"Anybody salutes" can be given to neighbors, the milk man, your dentist, and even the high-school basketball coach, however, you might be deemed one brick short of a full load.
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Post by: Pete! on December 01, 2014, 01:06:44 PM
Full load minimizes the impact of certain water consuming appliances.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 07, 2014, 08:14:07 PM
Consuming appliances, as well as obsessing on appearances, is a large part of what fuels the economy.
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Post by: Pete! on December 07, 2014, 09:11:11 PM
The economy will follow the laws of supply and demand, but we'll blame the politicians anyway.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 08, 2014, 06:56:23 PM
Politicians anyway are always telling us they willed this that and the other then when elected it's sod you I'm ok.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
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Post by: Pete! on December 08, 2014, 08:16:48 PM
"I'm ok", were his last words, just before he lost consciousness. 
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 09, 2014, 08:59:57 PM
Lost consciousness, woke up, downed another bottle of Scotch, and passed right out again.
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Post by: Pete! on December 10, 2014, 01:58:32 PM
Out again, not a good sign if you're an ambitious boxer.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 10, 2014, 10:50:12 PM
Coming soon to MOCA, "Ambitious boxer relegated to gymnasium toilet cleaner", the new painting by Andrew Wyeth.
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Post by: Pete! on December 11, 2014, 01:15:00 PM
 Andrew Wyeth refused to paint my house brown.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 11, 2014, 08:25:28 PM
Oops! I forgot how to play this game in my previous post.  :wink:

House brown, shades down, no frown, and ready to hit the town.
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Post by: Pete! on December 11, 2014, 08:45:36 PM
The town keeps reelecting the same council regardless of the regularity of tax increases.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 15, 2014, 02:00:30 AM
Tax increases, wage decreases, and expired leases turned the corporate exec into an alcoholic.
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Post by: Pete! on December 15, 2014, 01:35:44 PM
An alcoholic beverage, used in moderation, is pointless.
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Post by: Corrine on December 15, 2014, 01:48:36 PM
"Is pointless", she sighed.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 15, 2014, 09:15:46 PM
she sighed, never again will I take the bus into town.

GR@PH;<'S  :Hammys pint: 
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Post by: Pete! on December 15, 2014, 09:20:59 PM
Into town hall, we installed new bureaucratic looking wallpaper.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 15, 2014, 10:35:57 PM
Looking wallpaper over first, then off to look a fabric swatches for the new sofa, followed by a sushi-shop dinner, my wife and I experienced West-East marital bliss.
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Post by: Pete! on December 16, 2014, 01:58:38 PM
Marital bliss lasted about thirty years, then she morphed into housewife mode.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 16, 2014, 10:39:35 PM
Housewife mode initiated, she did the laundry, vacuumed the floors, cleaned the kitchen, went grocery shopping, made lamb-chop marinade, fed the cat, and sat down with a nice cup of tea to watch As The World Turns.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 17, 2014, 09:25:55 AM
World Turns up side down when the A&E (ER) department tells you your loved ones terminal  :blink: :thud:

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

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Post by: Pete! on December 17, 2014, 02:29:58 PM
Ones terminal diagnosis puts things in perspective.
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Post by: Corrine on December 20, 2014, 01:00:44 AM
In perspective, things made much more sense than originally thought.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 20, 2014, 05:56:22 AM
Originally thought-out plans were quickly pushed to the wayside once the Jamestown Colonists became aware of the harsh realities of a brutally cold winter in North America.
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Post by: Pete! on December 20, 2014, 02:15:59 PM
Originally, thought was frowned upon by authoritarian rulers.
North American weather isn't bad once you prepare.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 21, 2014, 12:55:37 AM
You prepare for the future, yet daily events alter your course.
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Post by: Pete! on December 21, 2014, 02:00:53 PM
Your course choices are interesting, but they don't get you any closer to an engineering degree.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 22, 2014, 12:05:50 AM
Engineering degree in hand, Mr. Gates said farewell to his part-time job and opened the Microsoft Corporation.
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Post by: Pete! on December 22, 2014, 01:50:51 PM
 Microsoft Corporation does not rule the world yet.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 22, 2014, 10:10:53 PM
World yet unfinished, the Almighty took a day off to celebrate his son's birthday and play a round of golf.
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Post by: Pete! on December 23, 2014, 07:34:23 PM
Of golf and golfing on telivision, I'd rather go to the dentist for a root canal.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 25, 2014, 02:39:09 AM
"Root canal?", granny asked her dentist in disbelief, as she was a denture wearer.
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Post by: Pete! on December 25, 2014, 01:57:08 PM
Denture wearer products are unconscionably ineffective.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 25, 2014, 04:56:38 PM
Unconscionably inneffective Internet security advice chewed up countless hours of my time.
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Post by: Pete! on December 25, 2014, 09:05:02 PM
My time could be spent more productively.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 27, 2014, 02:22:16 PM
More productively used, time becomes your friend, not your foe.
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Post by: Pete! on December 27, 2014, 06:10:25 PM
Your foe can sometimes be forgiven, but never trusted.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 28, 2014, 06:25:00 PM
Never trusted those snow tires we had on our car.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
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Post by: Pete! on December 28, 2014, 09:57:45 PM
Our car lasted 26 years, then parts availability became a inconvenient problem.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 29, 2014, 10:59:32 AM
Inconvenient problem suddenly at hand, the exec quickly excused himself from the meeting and sprinted to the men's room.
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Post by: Pete! on December 29, 2014, 02:46:12 PM
Men's room facilities, in most airports, could use a more frequent cleaning.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 30, 2014, 12:19:39 AM
Frequent cleaning eventually wore the finish off the neck of my prized '59 Les Paul.
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Post by: bitbyter on December 30, 2014, 03:44:20 AM
Les Paul, in the guitar world, is one of its iconic heroes.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 30, 2014, 07:01:57 AM
Iconic heroes should never be confused with ego-laden, power-hungry dominating dictators.
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Post by: Pete! on December 30, 2014, 02:14:32 PM
Dominating dictators methods usually include intimidation.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 30, 2014, 11:49:55 PM
Include intimidation, eliminate escape routes, and smoke Lt. Columbo cigars will sometimes help when attempting to force prime suspects to admit the facts.
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Post by: Pete! on December 31, 2014, 01:51:45 PM
The facts became secondary to the political agenda.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 31, 2014, 10:55:21 PM
Political agenda aside, Hillary just strikes me as both disingenuous and downright dangerous.
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Post by: bitbyter on December 31, 2014, 11:47:15 PM
Downright dangerous dragonflies are brutal killers.
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Post by: JDBush61 on January 02, 2015, 02:03:06 AM
Brutal killers are abhorrent and should be avoided, yet they are also people, and sometimes enjoy watching Don Quixote being performed by The Bolshoi.
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Post by: JDBush61 on January 29, 2015, 05:32:06 PM
The Bolshoi came to town, yet I could not attend the show because I was too busy playing word games at LandzDown.
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Post by: Pete! on January 29, 2015, 05:48:40 PM
At LandzDown, computer and internet security are occasionally mentioned.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 29, 2015, 08:08:12 PM
Occasionally mentioned about the lack of spirits in the lounge.

GR@PH;<'S  :Hammys pint:
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Post by: Pete! on January 29, 2015, 08:50:29 PM
The lounge chair, cigars, and bourbon may be the keys to my unhealthy lifestyle.
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Post by: JDBush61 on January 30, 2015, 12:37:05 AM
Unhealthy lifestyles choices are not those that include cigars, bourbon, and lazing around on a lounge chair.
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Post by: Pete! on January 30, 2015, 01:57:59 PM
Lounge chair cushions get worn out by sedentary loafers.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 04, 2015, 07:07:25 PM
 Sedentary loafers you'll never see one out of a job.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
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Post by: Pete! on February 04, 2015, 07:42:22 PM
A job interview is probably a good time to wear shoes.
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Post by: Niecarrah on February 04, 2015, 08:29:32 PM
Wear shoes at least, when mucking out the stalls!
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Post by: Pete! on February 04, 2015, 09:03:01 PM
The stalls are never clean enough on race day.
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Post by: JDBush61 on February 05, 2015, 01:02:50 AM
Race day over, I dropped anchor on my Hinckley 42 Sou'wester in Abaco Bay and went swimming with the dolphins.
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Post by: Pete! on February 05, 2015, 02:12:29 PM
The dolphins followed the boat, while we were cleaning our catch, begging for discarded scraps.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 05, 2015, 08:30:21 PM
Discarded scraps was all the soup kitchen had on offer.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
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Post by: Pete! on February 05, 2015, 08:42:38 PM
On offer items were rapidly dwindling, as the store was going out of business shortly.
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Post by: Niecarrah on February 08, 2015, 06:40:08 PM
Business shortly was to determine the amount of stock left?
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Post by: Pete! on February 08, 2015, 09:32:40 PM
Stock left with the broker and forgotten can yield an unanticipated windfall, but more often just becomes worthless.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 09, 2015, 06:46:28 PM
Becomes worthless is just about how I feel every time the Doctors do there morning rounds.

 ( :muahaha: wish I could do more  )

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
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Post by: Pete! on February 09, 2015, 08:36:54 PM
Lazy interns use "morning rounds" to describe eating donuts.
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Post by: JDBush61 on February 11, 2015, 08:47:23 PM
Eating donuts was never part of my routine, as I've been allergic to eggs since birth.
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Post by: Pete! on February 12, 2015, 01:39:33 PM
Since birth control became reliable, families got smaller.
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Post by: Niecarrah on February 13, 2015, 04:24:43 PM
"Got smaller cried the baker!"  Every time I order they change proportions'!
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Post by: Pete! on February 13, 2015, 07:13:01 PM
Change proportions and you defeat the purpose of a traditional recipe.
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Post by: JDBush61 on February 15, 2015, 01:16:52 AM
Traditional recipe thrown to the wind, I put salt, milk, peanut butter, cheese, and a slice of tuna in the blender and challenged myself to gulp down that unworldly concoction of insane delight.
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Post by: Pete! on February 15, 2015, 02:02:05 PM
Insane delight with evil, motivates the comic book supervillan.
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Post by: Niecarrah on February 17, 2015, 10:49:01 PM
I really have a favorite book supervillain, I like a host of them myself.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 21, 2015, 08:43:55 PM
Them myself and my wife were a asked if we would like to take part.

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Post by: Pete! on February 21, 2015, 09:13:58 PM
Take part of the cake, the whole thing would just be gluttony.
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Post by: The Howling Wolves on February 21, 2015, 10:23:52 PM
Be gluttony or go hungry.
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Post by: Pete! on February 22, 2015, 01:40:49 PM
Go hungry now and then before meditation.
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Post by: winchester73 on February 22, 2015, 09:23:53 PM
Before meditation, you should remind yourself that you are an ordinary person.
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Post by: Pete! on February 23, 2015, 01:13:35 PM
Ordinary person, is beyond accurate definition.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 23, 2015, 07:21:36 PM
Accurate definition I was Blind drunk I tried to walk to the bar I just fell over mind you I not been able to walk for the last twenty five years.

( :blink: I do try after a bottle or too)

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
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Post by: Pete! on February 23, 2015, 07:37:40 PM
Five years ago, Bourbon was my libation of choice, now it's just water. :(
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 24, 2015, 06:21:10 PM
 just water What no barley, hops, yeast  :blink: Just water what is the world coming to.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
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Post by: Pete! on February 24, 2015, 07:33:46 PM
Coming to a "certain age" is not without it's frustrations.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 02, 2015, 06:29:51 PM
 it's frustrations I told him, as he was in need of sorting them out.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
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Post by: Pete! on March 02, 2015, 06:53:42 PM
Them out laws are running out of rifle ammunition.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 03, 2015, 05:53:11 PM
Rifle ammunition from the second world war is still being found to this day.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
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Post by: Pete! on March 03, 2015, 07:40:49 PM
This day, we're having the second snowstorm this week, and it's only Tuesday.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 04, 2015, 06:41:19 PM
Only Tuesday was the last available time slot he had so I booked it.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
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Post by: Pete! on March 04, 2015, 07:08:35 PM
Booked, it was the last seat available.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 10, 2015, 07:24:39 PM
Seat available with satellite navigation, full leather interior at trade prices.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
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Post by: Pete! on March 10, 2015, 07:57:21 PM
Trade prices are normally not available to the average consumer.
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Post by: R-C on March 12, 2015, 05:56:11 PM
Average consumer wants better quality at a fair price.
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Post by: Pete! on March 12, 2015, 06:39:41 PM
Fair price and warranty policies seldom survive the legal department's scrutiny.   
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Post by: Niecarrah on March 14, 2015, 07:28:55 PM
Department's scrutiny is at best, just getting by.
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Post by: Pete! on March 14, 2015, 09:41:02 PM
Getting by all the obstacles, while crawling under machine gun fire, was the goal in the infiltration course.
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Post by: Niecarrah on March 14, 2015, 10:05:47 PM
Infiltration course proved to be most difficult.
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Post by: Pete! on March 15, 2015, 01:41:13 PM
Most difficult tasks can be delegated to subordinate toadies.
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Post by: R-C on March 18, 2015, 04:17:44 PM
Unfortunately many of us have had to deal with subordinate toadies during our lifetimes.
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Post by: Pete! on March 18, 2015, 04:34:50 PM
Our lifetimes experiences affect our behavior patterns.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 21, 2015, 06:57:33 PM
Behavior patterns of the five year olds were very close to those that were Ninety years there elders.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
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Post by: Niecarrah on March 24, 2015, 11:40:13 PM
Their elders will only share tribal secrets with male subordinates.
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Post by: Pete! on March 25, 2015, 12:51:57 PM
Male subordinates, with a female supervisor, suddenly stop acting like frat boys publicly.
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Post by: Corrine on March 25, 2015, 05:19:55 PM
Boys publicly continue to act like frat boys, however, when the female supervisor is on vacation.  :D
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Post by: Pete! on March 25, 2015, 07:13:16 PM
"On vacation, closed this month", was not what I wanted to see on the door to the only bar within staggering distance.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 25, 2015, 08:30:50 PM
Staggering distance between John that Finnish in two hours and ten minuets and Ryan who finished in Five hours and twenty-Five minuets we think that Ryan may have stopped at the Bulls head for refreshments  :GRAFX: :GRAFX: :GRAFX: :GRAFX: :GRAFX:

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
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Post by: Pete! on March 25, 2015, 08:57:28 PM
For refreshments, we need a bar that we can return from on foot, without being arrested for driving in that unseemly condition.
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Post by: Corrine on March 26, 2015, 01:12:48 AM
Unseemly condition that her torn coat and broken heels appeared to be to those who saw her, the lady continued steadfastly, albeit somewhat lopsided due to the damaged shoes, to her destination with her head held high.
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Post by: JDBush61 on March 27, 2015, 03:26:48 AM
Held high in defiance, Charlton Heston raised his rifle and told the NRA attendees "From my cold dead hands!"
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Post by: Pete! on March 27, 2015, 12:42:46 PM
Dead hands, from the ranch wars, were interred unceremoniously on Boot Hill.
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Post by: Wolfeymole on March 27, 2015, 01:46:06 PM
Boot Hill was not the place to take problematic computers.
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Post by: frapper on March 27, 2015, 02:04:33 PM
Problematic computers can find needed help on certain forums.

[Welcome, Wolfey. Glad to see you're branching out from the The Werewolf & Ferret Pub in Yorkshire. Have a nice stay.]  :thumbsup:
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Post by: Wolfeymole on March 27, 2015, 02:13:36 PM
Cheers Norm  :GRAFX:

The Werewolf and Ferret is still warm and cosy and all are welcome anytime.

Bob

Certain forums make out to be what they are not and are also ignorant to boot.
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Post by: winchester73 on March 27, 2015, 02:46:22 PM
To boot up your computer, press the power button
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Post by: Pete! on March 27, 2015, 03:11:17 PM
Problematic computers keep the IT department employed.
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Post by: JDBush61 on March 27, 2015, 09:19:54 PM
Department employed speedboats chased down the Caribbean cocaine smugglers.
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Post by: Wolfeymole on March 28, 2015, 08:13:18 AM
Cocaine smugglers supply dentists with a haul.
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Post by: vger on March 28, 2015, 12:52:14 PM
A haul that was huge.
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Post by: Wolfeymole on March 28, 2015, 12:54:26 PM
"... was huge", said the angler, but I think he was lying.
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Post by: Pete! on March 28, 2015, 01:58:32 PM
Was lying ever forbidden in political discourse?
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Post by: Wolfeymole on March 28, 2015, 02:16:56 PM
Political discourse is anything but the truth.
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Post by: Pete! on March 28, 2015, 03:28:48 PM
The Truth Will Set You Free.
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Post by: Corrine on March 28, 2015, 09:04:06 PM
You free the drumsticks first in order to remove the packaged neck, heart and liver from the turkey.
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Post by: Pete! on March 28, 2015, 09:43:17 PM
The turkey tail feather was used to represent the wing case on the fly used to imitate mayfly nymphs.
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Post by: Wolfeymole on March 29, 2015, 08:03:22 AM
Mayfly nymphs really love algae
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Post by: Pete! on March 29, 2015, 12:38:58 PM
"Love algae" is not a phrase heard often among carnivores.
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Post by: vger on March 29, 2015, 02:04:02 PM
Among carnivores,algae is not on the menu.
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Post by: Wolfeymole on March 29, 2015, 02:44:01 PM
The menu in the Werewolf and Ferret pub has Wolfeymole's finest turkey madras curry listed.
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Post by: Pete! on March 29, 2015, 06:17:24 PM
Curry listed as a main ingredient enhances bar sales revenues significantly.
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Post by: Niecarrah on March 29, 2015, 08:48:05 PM
 Revenues significantly dropped yesterday but, today we are ahead of the scale.
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Post by: Pete! on March 29, 2015, 09:35:53 PM
The scale was doctored to exaggerate the size of the salmo trutta.
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Post by: Niecarrah on March 29, 2015, 09:39:45 PM
Salmo Trutta are some of the finest to fish for when native.
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Post by: Pete! on March 29, 2015, 09:43:40 PM
When native, they will be somewhere in Eurasia.
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Post by: Niecarrah on March 29, 2015, 09:47:33 PM
In Eurasia you find many things very different to home.



OH, HO!!  When native, they will be somewhere in Eurasia. (literal)

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Post by: Wolfeymole on March 30, 2015, 06:39:45 AM
To home we repaired after a dreadful evening at the music hall.
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Post by: vger on March 30, 2015, 01:04:58 PM
Music hall performances have much to be desired.
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Post by: Wolfeymole on March 31, 2015, 07:17:43 AM
Be desired, that's just a stupid thing to say said the ugly duckling to the swan.
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Post by: vger on March 31, 2015, 07:47:37 AM
The swan said...thats the pot calling the kettle black.
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Post by: Wolfeymole on March 31, 2015, 08:31:46 AM
Kettle, black with burnt food, needed cleaning badly.
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Post by: vger on March 31, 2015, 12:11:20 PM
Cleaning badly he thought,yes it needed cleaning as he thought about it over a beer.
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Post by: Wolfeymole on March 31, 2015, 01:00:11 PM
A beer is the staff of life.
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Post by: JDBush61 on April 03, 2015, 02:55:59 AM
Of life, I know little, yet of love, I'm a genius.
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Post by: Wolfeymole on April 03, 2015, 06:33:15 AM
A genius is smarter than the average bear.
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Post by: Pete! on April 03, 2015, 01:44:48 PM
Average bear weight of coastal populations of male grizzlies is about is about three hundred pounds more than the average for inland populations.
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Post by: Wolfeymole on April 03, 2015, 02:03:43 PM
Inland populations often notice that if seagulls are flying around it is rough weather at the coast.
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Post by: winchester73 on April 03, 2015, 05:17:57 PM
The coast of Maine is famous for its beautiful rocky coast and offshore islands, and seeing/driving it should be on your bucket list.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 03, 2015, 06:51:07 PM
Bucket list is needed by some that have retired as after the first few month you need some thing to keep you busy.

GR@PH;<'S  :Hammys pint:
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Post by: Wolfeymole on April 04, 2015, 06:27:45 AM
"You busy?" said the foreman to the idle apprentice, "if not then go and get me a bucket of steam".
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Post by: Pete! on April 04, 2015, 01:09:36 PM
"Of steam?", answered the apprentice, "I'll get some from the steam trap shortly".
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Post by: Wolfeymole on April 04, 2015, 01:14:40 PM
"Trap?, Shortly?" offered the foreman, "there is no such thing you buffoon, now obtain a tin of Tartan Paint so that I may complete my work and don't confuse it with a tin of Elbow Grease either".

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Post by: Pete! on April 04, 2015, 03:29:42 PM
 Grease either fitting, they both go to the same bearing.
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Post by: Wolfeymole on April 05, 2015, 07:15:50 AM
"Same bearing Captain?" asked the helmsman.
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Post by: Pete! on April 05, 2015, 12:43:35 PM
The helmsman ignored the navigator, and sailed into waters controlled by the enemy, who promptly sank them.
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Post by: Wolfeymole on April 06, 2015, 07:37:10 AM
Sank them to their watery grave, but before doing so the Captain shot the navigator for his incompetence.  The last thing to go down was the ships nest.
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Post by: Pete! on April 06, 2015, 12:44:32 PM
Ships nest, aka crows nest, was a more common feature prior to the invention of functional radar.
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Post by: Niecarrah on April 06, 2015, 11:59:34 PM
Functional radar suddenly became dysfunctional and the planes in the area where grossly endangered.
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Post by: JDBush61 on April 07, 2015, 03:52:32 AM
Grossly endangered of late, '50s charm, wit, style, class, and courtesy are hopefully soon on the comeback.
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Post by: Niecarrah on April 07, 2015, 07:44:25 AM
The comeback trail is littered with barely known and well known stars.
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Post by: Wolfeymole on April 07, 2015, 12:41:30 PM
Known stars litter Hollywood.
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Post by: Pete! on April 07, 2015, 01:28:55 PM
Litter Hollywood with the debris left by fawning tourists.
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Post by: Wolfeymole on April 07, 2015, 02:30:34 PM
Fawning tourists flock to Disneyland in the hope of recreating long lost youth
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Post by: Pete! on April 07, 2015, 05:19:48 PM
Lost youth group leaders weren't lost, but hiding from manipulative parents.
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Post by: Wolfeymole on April 08, 2015, 06:41:12 AM
Manipulative parents usually produce psychopaths in the long term.
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Post by: Pete! on April 08, 2015, 12:54:04 PM
Long term planning doesn't necessarily foresee every possible contingency. 
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Post by: Niecarrah on April 08, 2015, 06:50:13 PM
The Only possible contingency in the plan has, been covered sufficiently!
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Post by: Pete! on April 08, 2015, 07:27:33 PM
Covered sufficiently with camouflage paint, we were almost invisible.
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Post by: JDBush61 on April 09, 2015, 04:59:47 AM
Almost invisible is not the same as disappearing completely.

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Post by: Wolfeymole on April 09, 2015, 06:25:51 AM
Disappearing completely is the Illusionists ultimate, even though not obtainable, tool.
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Post by: Pete! on April 09, 2015, 12:31:45 PM
Obtainable tool sets were priced to sell.
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Post by: Niecarrah on April 10, 2015, 02:38:13 AM
To sell anything, one only needs the gift of gab.
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Post by: Wolfeymole on April 10, 2015, 06:28:32 AM
Of gab, the old crone was the master of it
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Post by: Niecarrah on April 11, 2015, 02:28:34 AM
Of IT,  seven outcast kids known as "The Loser Club" fight an evil demon who poses as a child-killing clown.
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Post by: Wolfeymole on April 11, 2015, 07:53:29 AM
Killing Clown, or as he became known, Killer Clown, was the moniker attached to John Wayne Gacy, executed in 1994
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Post by: vger on April 11, 2015, 11:54:55 AM
In 1994 NAFTA went into affect and middle class americans have suffered ever since.
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Post by: Wolfeymole on April 11, 2015, 01:01:10 PM
Ever since Britain entered the EU we have suffered continually.

If you think you have problems trading with only 3 countries (besides more obviously) Ken, try the whole of Europe and their economic stability.  :2cents:
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Post by: vger on April 11, 2015, 01:46:50 PM
LOL...i bet.
 
Suffered continually,is what the Exodus movie was implying .
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Post by: Pete! on April 11, 2015, 09:45:26 PM
Was implying that his motives were questionable a tactical blunder?
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Post by: Wolfeymole on April 12, 2015, 08:33:41 AM
Tactical blunder? Undoubtedly it would have been, should Churchill have declared war on the Soviets in 1945.
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Post by: Pete! on April 12, 2015, 12:36:19 PM
In 1945, Franklin D. Roosevelt was inaugurated to a fourth term.
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Post by: Wolfeymole on April 12, 2015, 02:56:46 PM
Forth term? He must have been a popular bloke.
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Post by: vger on April 12, 2015, 04:26:22 PM
A popular bloke he was,he initiated the New Deal.
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Post by: Pete! on April 12, 2015, 04:46:35 PM
New deal was necessary after he dropped all the cards on the wet floor clumsily.
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Post by: Niecarrah on April 12, 2015, 08:17:37 PM
"New Deal, said the CEO, we can conquer this thing together!
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Post by: Wolfeymole on April 13, 2015, 06:17:41 AM
Oh dear Niecarrah you've fallen for the three card trick mate.

The last words by Pete were "floor clumsily".  :)
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Post by: Niecarrah on April 13, 2015, 08:09:10 PM
 :look:    Oops!!!!

Floor clumsily shook itself and then laid back flat in that cartoon.   Ha ha!
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Post by: Pete! on April 13, 2015, 08:39:42 PM
That cartoon character reminds me of a certain former mayor.
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Post by: Niecarrah on April 13, 2015, 10:42:59 PM
Former Mayor Dippenschnort seemed mostly fill with gas.
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Post by: Wolfeymole on April 14, 2015, 06:49:55 AM
With gas, fully loaded and firing on all burners, the hot air balloon rose majestically.
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Post by: Niecarrah on April 15, 2015, 03:34:27 AM
Rose majestically on her broomstick and dashed away!
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Post by: JDBush61 on April 15, 2015, 05:33:36 AM
"Dashed away!" replied the bartender when I asked him the location of the stunning blonde I spied from across the room.
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Post by: Wolfeymole on April 15, 2015, 06:23:41 AM
The room grew hazy with smoke as the evening wore on.
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Post by: Niecarrah on April 15, 2015, 09:46:32 AM
Wore on, and on until I no longer cared what the speech was about, just when it was going to be over!
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Post by: Pete! on April 15, 2015, 01:11:10 PM
Be over protective twards proteges, and they'll never be self sufficient.
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Post by: Niecarrah on April 17, 2015, 03:31:25 PM
Self sufficient workers are usually the ones the company tends to over look.
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Post by: Pete! on April 17, 2015, 06:31:46 PM
Over look the boss's weaknesses, emphasize his strengths, and just keep on fawning.
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Post by: JDBush61 on April 17, 2015, 11:18:20 PM
On fawning, it is my opinion that you should always shower your prescious darling with endless compliments, and sometimes a rose and box of Swiss chocolates.
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Post by: Wolfeymole on April 18, 2015, 06:39:59 AM
Swiss chocolates are, in my opinion when compared to British chocolates, vastly overrated and are sweet and sickly.
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Post by: Pete! on April 21, 2015, 04:52:06 PM
And sickly supersneezers in the amphitheater were acting like a bunch of Typhoid Marys.
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Post by: Niecarrah on April 23, 2015, 03:58:08 AM
Typhoid Mary's condition of her freedom was a promise that she would no longer earn her income working as a cook.
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Post by: Pete! on April 23, 2015, 12:32:57 PM
A cook is not the best choice for a mortal enemy.
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Post by: Niecarrah on April 24, 2015, 12:48:57 AM
Mortal enemy and yet a friend are they.
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Post by: Pete! on April 24, 2015, 12:31:23 PM
Are they coming, or shall we delay the proceedings again?
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Post by: Niecarrah on April 24, 2015, 06:48:01 PM
Proceedings again have been delayed indefinitely.

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Post by: JDBush61 on April 29, 2015, 12:26:29 AM
Delayed indefinitely, I gave up on my flight to Tahiti and decided to instead get smashed at the local pub.
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Post by: Pete! on April 29, 2015, 01:18:43 PM
 Local pub owners conspired to delay compliance with the ridiculous new curfew.
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Post by: JDBush61 on April 29, 2015, 01:37:09 PM
New curfew enforced, Baltimore protesters stayed inside and surfed the Net.
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Post by: Pete! on April 29, 2015, 05:46:19 PM
The Net was too small to scoop up that four foot long pike.
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Post by: Niecarrah on May 01, 2015, 04:08:54 AM
Long Pike in Northern Minnesota is a lonely stretch of Highway.
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Post by: Niecarrah on May 10, 2015, 02:46:57 AM
Of highway, this one is a doosie, when it comes to danger!
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Post by: Pete! on May 10, 2015, 01:10:12 PM
To danger lovers, skydiving is a tame hobby.
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 11, 2015, 03:23:34 AM
Tame hobby enthusiasts will never know the sheer thrill of walking barefoot on hot coals.
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Post by: Niecarrah on May 11, 2015, 10:36:08 AM
Hot coals from a campfire sparked a fast moving forest fire!
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Post by: Pete! on May 11, 2015, 01:34:05 PM
Forest fire fighters included volunteers from out of state correctional facilities.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 11, 2015, 06:22:43 PM
Correctional facilities are in need of an overall in the UK as according to government they need millions of pounds spending on them.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 12, 2015, 05:04:47 AM
On them, I usually feel safe, yet when standing under bridges during an earthquake I get nervous.
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Post by: Pete! on May 12, 2015, 01:26:00 PM
Get nervous when you find yourself standing between the cubs and Momma Bear.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 12, 2015, 06:17:20 PM
Momma Bear was also angry as someone had not only sat in her chair and eaten her porridge but had also lay on her bed.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 13, 2015, 04:42:59 AM
Her bed was spread with the finest silks and her pillows filled with the rarest down, yet I just knew her as 'Mom'.
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Post by: Niecarrah on May 13, 2015, 06:09:33 AM
As "Mom" would have said, "It is a fine day to hang-out the laundry."
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Post by: Pete! on May 13, 2015, 01:40:59 PM
The laundry room in the hotel was in the basement level under the "economy" suites.
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 15, 2015, 12:55:43 AM
"Economy" suites are for the bourgeois, I preferred the Motel 6 $9.95 “We’ll leave the lights on for ya” discount rooms circa 1979.
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Post by: Pete! on May 15, 2015, 01:35:30 PM
Circa 1979, 1st brother Billy Carter amuses everyone but the White House apologists.
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Post by: Niecarrah on May 18, 2015, 12:13:56 AM
House apologists consist of the children that were guilty by association.
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 18, 2015, 12:56:59 AM
By association, I was automatically grouped with those who appreciate fun word games at LandzDown.
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Post by: Pete! on May 18, 2015, 03:54:20 PM
At LandzDown I keep seeing familiar screen names from other forums, only a few of them don't seem to be the same person.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 18, 2015, 08:35:42 PM
Deerstalker hats are more than welcome to be worn here as long as they are Made fromi genuine Irish tweed.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint: 
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 18, 2015, 09:52:55 PM
Irish tweed looks damn stylish when standing at the pub tipping a Guinness.



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Post by: Niecarrah on May 18, 2015, 09:57:28 PM
A Guinness, I say A Guinness, No way I will have a dozen if I so choose!
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 19, 2015, 01:32:50 AM
So choose a boat,
and set her afloat,
then sail the world's seas,
and have a good gloat!"
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Post by: Pete! on May 19, 2015, 03:50:45 PM
Good gloat opportunities follow an inept opponent's false braggadocio.
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 19, 2015, 06:10:16 PM
False braggadocio is surely just folly, unless the true plans are expertly laid out far in advance.
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Post by: Pete! on May 19, 2015, 07:12:38 PM
 In advance of the disaster, there were warnings that seem obvious in hindsight.
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 19, 2015, 08:23:12 PM
In hindsight, leaving my helicopter parked in Times Square with no money in the meter was a big mistake.
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Post by: Niecarrah on May 20, 2015, 11:33:19 AM
Big mistake was made in determining his eligibility.
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Post by: Pete! on May 20, 2015, 12:52:43 PM
His eligibility for employment was based strictly upon nepotism.
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 21, 2015, 06:54:37 PM
Upon nepotism, I have no opinion, yet upon catechism, I must admit that I used to be forced to attend classes.
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Post by: Pete! on May 21, 2015, 07:40:24 PM
Attend classes, read a book, or learn by experience, but don't just stand there with your mouth hanging open.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 22, 2015, 07:38:36 PM
Hanging  open off it's hinges the door would need rehanging .

GR@PH;<'S  :Hammys pint:
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Post by: Pete! on May 22, 2015, 09:08:45 PM
"Need rehanging", chanted the lynch mob, when the horse thief appeared to have survived the first attempted execution.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 24, 2015, 03:03:42 PM
Attempted execution of a three point turn on a main road is not recommended.

GR@PH;<'S  :Hammys pint:
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Post by: Pete! on May 24, 2015, 04:34:32 PM
"Not recommended", was the general consensus about Russian Roulette.
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Post by: Niecarrah on May 24, 2015, 09:07:39 PM
Russian Roulette is an asinine game, of which I would never be part of!
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Post by: Pete! on May 24, 2015, 09:27:55 PM
Part of our town goes underwater every time a hurricane strikes.
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 24, 2015, 10:14:55 PM
Hurricane strikes forced us to sell our island in the Bahamas.
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Post by: Pete! on May 25, 2015, 12:56:42 PM
The Bahamas was once a haven for pirates, including the infamous Blackbeard.
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 25, 2015, 10:11:39 PM
Infamous Blackbeard tales kept me awake at night in my youth.

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Post by: Niecarrah on May 26, 2015, 08:43:02 AM
My youth group has begun to practice cheers for next term.
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 26, 2015, 11:48:51 AM
Next-term essays were requested by the new head of the English class.

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Post by: Deborah on May 26, 2015, 08:20:12 PM
English class always topped the list for me..
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 27, 2015, 01:01:23 AM
For me to think that I am even mildly talented at solving computer problems would be completely asinine.
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Post by: Niecarrah on June 02, 2015, 03:08:29 PM
Completely asinine laws are being passed by the President!
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Post by: JDBush61 on June 02, 2015, 08:18:40 PM
"The President!", Monica replied when asked who stained her blue dress.
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Post by: Niecarrah on June 03, 2015, 08:12:53 PM
Blue dress in the Smithsonian, belongs to Marilyn.
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Post by: JDBush61 on June 04, 2015, 01:03:17 AM
To Marilyn, lovers of blondes tend to gravitate, yet I have always preferred Sophia Loren.
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Post by: Niecarrah on June 05, 2015, 05:07:58 AM
Sophia Loren's performance in Two Woman earned her the Academy Award for Best Actress in 1962 and made her the first artist to win an Oscar for a foreign-language performance.
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Post by: JDBush61 on June 06, 2015, 12:47:09 AM
Language performance is what should, and usually does, earn a DJ his coveted position at a radio station.
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Post by: Deborah on June 08, 2015, 05:12:31 PM
Radio station rants have become part of the political zeitgeist.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on June 08, 2015, 08:30:27 PM
Political Zeitgeist said the school teacher and it must be at least two thousand words and be on my desk by Friday

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint: 
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Post by: JDBush61 on June 08, 2015, 11:32:03 PM
By Friday, I'll have earned another $2,000.00, yet by Monday, I'll have blown that wad on cheap booze and loose women.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on June 10, 2015, 07:59:57 PM
Loose women is an afternoon TV program over this side of the pond.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint: 

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Post by: Niecarrah on June 10, 2015, 10:51:40 PM
The pond is full of invasive water plants!
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Post by: Deborah on June 12, 2015, 01:41:47 AM
Water plants are indigenous to South East Asia.
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Post by: JDBush61 on June 15, 2015, 01:05:02 AM
East Asia, the South Pacific, Maine, and the Caribbean are all wonderful places to live the sailing life.

 
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Post by: Niecarrah on June 22, 2015, 04:43:31 PM
Sailing life can be very relaxing but, sometimes more than one could handle.
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Post by: JDBush61 on June 23, 2015, 12:16:50 AM
Could handle the hot sauce, but those jalapenos set my tongue on fire!
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Post by: Pete! on July 16, 2015, 02:59:06 PM
On fire place mantles, you can often find s collection of expensive, but  useless, decorative items.
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Post by: JDBush61 on July 17, 2015, 12:01:35 AM
Decorative items turn a 58-foot nondescript sailing vessel into a warm an inviting home on the ocean.
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Post by: Niecarrah on July 19, 2015, 07:52:42 PM
The Ocean....one of my favorite places!
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Post by: Pete! on July 19, 2015, 09:22:12 PM
Favorite places, in hindsight, had more to do with who I was with, than where I was located.
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Post by: pete on July 20, 2015, 01:48:55 AM
Was located in a most remote area. :hammy:
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Post by: Pete! on July 20, 2015, 12:05:46 PM
Remote area accommodations. often lack a good source of vintage wines, so learn to love the "boxed" generics.
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Post by: JDBush61 on July 21, 2015, 06:02:08 AM
"Boxed generics" once tried and then subsequently kicked to the curb, I promised myself that I would settle for no less than a unique beauty with an elegance and class all her own.
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Post by: Pete! on July 21, 2015, 01:03:08 PM
Her own "company" sports car was a perk supplied by an image conscious, but foolish, employer.
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Post by: JDBush61 on July 22, 2015, 03:07:17 AM
Foolish employer failed to see that my ultimate goal was to live on the sea.
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Post by: Pete! on July 22, 2015, 12:47:03 PM
The sea slug was too gross for a finicky eater to stomach.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on July 22, 2015, 09:40:52 PM
To stumach the cooking of my mothering is what marriage is all about that and keeping the peace

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint: 
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Post by: Deborah on July 22, 2015, 11:51:58 PM
The peace sometimes comes at a price.
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Post by: JDBush61 on July 23, 2015, 12:59:55 AM
A price I can live with and always feel good about, is "free".
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Post by: Pete! on July 23, 2015, 01:17:17 PM
Is free stuff worth getting thousands of spam e-mail messages?
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Post by: winchester73 on July 23, 2015, 01:44:18 PM
E-mail messages about obtaining free CIALIS or VIAGRA are spam, and I shouldn't click on the link?
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Post by: Pete! on July 23, 2015, 03:33:40 PM
The link that broke was obviously the weakest one in the entire chain.
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Post by: JDBush61 on July 23, 2015, 05:58:40 PM
Entire chain and anchor raised and neatly stowed, I hoisted the main and mizzen, took a sip of rum, and made my windward tack towards Barbados.  :hammy:
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Post by: Niecarrah on July 25, 2015, 05:25:20 AM
Towards Barbados with a long range telescope one may be able to view Venezuela?
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Post by: Deborah on July 27, 2015, 11:21:50 PM
View Venezuela from afar as there's a travel warning in place.
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Post by: Niecarrah on July 28, 2015, 07:50:33 AM
In place of visiting somewhere with a warning, it would be difficult to locate such a place at this point in time.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on July 31, 2015, 08:28:37 PM
In time we will all have to get used to the fact that we will all old

Hammy  :Hammys pint:
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Post by: Pete! on August 02, 2015, 03:24:35 PM
All old objects aren't necessarily antiques.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 02, 2015, 07:16:18 PM
Necessarily Antiques was the name above the shop window but the note on the door said gone to lunch.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
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Post by: Pete! on August 02, 2015, 09:46:12 PM
To lunch in your office habitually, is inviting work related interruptions.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 05, 2015, 12:43:03 PM
Related  interruptions were to blame for the latest power outages

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint: 

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Post by: Pete! on August 05, 2015, 02:56:31 PM
Power outages, after hurricanes, can last for weeks.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 06, 2015, 09:40:33 AM
For weeks we been asking for a rise in pay only to be told we are to be let go as the company is closing its door forever.

GR@PH;<'S.  :Hammys pint:
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Post by: JDBush61 on August 13, 2015, 01:44:40 AM
"Door forever open!", exclaimed my Spanish friend from Valencia, as he handed me a key to his casa, poured me a glass of gran reserva, and handed me a plate of his fine paella.
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Post by: Pete! on August 13, 2015, 01:12:23 PM
Fine paella cannot be made without home grown saffron.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 14, 2015, 09:07:11 AM
Grown saffron is a form of income for a farmer in Essex England .

GR@PH;<'S  :Hammys pint:
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Post by: Pete! on August 14, 2015, 01:09:11 PM
Essex England has a coat of arms comprised of three Saxon seax knives on a red background.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 18, 2015, 08:34:56 AM
Red background with a prancing horse

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint: 
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Post by: Pete! on August 18, 2015, 12:15:25 PM
Prancing horse riders, were scandalized when the automobile became popular among the commoners.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 21, 2015, 08:46:00 AM
The commoners is An Irish Jam Rock band out of Fort Collins, Colorado performing concerts at festivals, pubs, weddings, funerals, private parties, bars & pubs across the nation.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint: 
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Post by: Pete! on August 21, 2015, 12:47:42 PM
The Nation, the oldest continuously published weekly magazine in the United States, is self-described as "the flagship of the left".
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Post by: Deborah on August 22, 2015, 06:55:46 PM
The left, sometimes bumps into the right in Libertarian political ideology.
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Post by: Pete! on August 22, 2015, 09:42:09 PM
Political ideology believers cannot be dissuaded in a rational debate, nor in an irrational one. 
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Post by: JDBush61 on August 23, 2015, 11:44:20 AM
Irrational one-choice philosophies leave little room for more sensible options.
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Post by: Pete! on August 23, 2015, 12:49:22 PM
Sensible options may be a wise choice, but they're seldom much fun.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 23, 2015, 02:40:17 PM
Much fun was felt by all that attended.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
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Post by: Niecarrah on August 28, 2015, 08:50:32 PM
That attended to now, on to the major troubles.
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Post by: Pete! on August 28, 2015, 10:04:18 PM
Major troubles are awaiting the unwary investor.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 30, 2015, 02:29:52 PM
 Unwary Investors Are Making the Same Costly Errors Today

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Post by: Pete! on August 30, 2015, 02:45:23 PM
Errors today can be corrected tomorrow.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 31, 2015, 09:10:48 AM
Corrected tomorrow was all the hotel rep could tell us

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Post by: Pete! on August 31, 2015, 12:26:41 PM
Tell us why you were late for your parole hearing.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 02, 2015, 08:52:55 AM
Payrole hearing had to be delayed a month due to lack of funds

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Post by: Pete! on September 02, 2015, 12:39:22 PM
Of funds available, none are earmarked for a project like the one you proposed today.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 03, 2015, 05:47:40 AM
Proposed today, met yesterday, tying the knot this evening, and getting divorced tomorrow.
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Post by: Pete! on September 03, 2015, 02:34:07 PM
Divorced tomorrow, if everything goes as planned.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 04, 2015, 03:34:23 AM
As planned, I married the old widow, had her change her will, fed her some arsenic, and cashed in on her insurance policy.
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Post by: Pete! on September 04, 2015, 01:12:18 PM
Insurance policy premiums have been adjusted so a single male, over 70, is paying for mandatory maternity benefits.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 05, 2015, 03:29:17 AM
Maternity benefits include strong healthy kids to shovel the driveway, stack the firewood, and take out the trash.
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Post by: Pete! on September 05, 2015, 01:03:47 PM
The trash can was filled with his priceless mementos, after his wife cleaned out all the "useless Junk".
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 05, 2015, 09:40:26 PM
Useless junk is all that was on sale in my neighbours garage sale.

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Post by: Pete! on September 06, 2015, 12:35:09 PM
Garage sale customers are often just nosy neighbors. 
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 07, 2015, 04:08:22 PM
 Nosy neighbours can also be a good thing as at least your home is being watched while your out.

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Post by: Pete! on September 07, 2015, 05:08:31 PM
Your out buildings were destroyed, when the earthquake shook things up.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 10, 2015, 07:01:36 AM
Things up again lets just see for how long.


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Post by: Pete! on September 10, 2015, 12:42:24 PM
How long can we keep this topic going?
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 22, 2015, 08:58:18 AM
Topic going to carry on even if new ones are added

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Post by: Pete! on September 22, 2015, 12:46:40 PM
Are added preservatives going to affect the flavor, and nutritional value of the food adversely?
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 23, 2015, 09:22:59 AM
Food adversely notice was given to all who attended the restaurant.

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Post by: Pete! on September 23, 2015, 12:23:17 PM
The restaurant was closed after some tainted sushi made the chief health inspector hurl on a nearby rat.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 24, 2015, 10:28:02 PM
Nearby rat infestation has led to us having put them on the menu.

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Post by: Pete! on September 25, 2015, 12:59:32 PM
The menu listed grilled rat as more expensive than roasted squab.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 28, 2015, 05:50:21 AM
Roasted squab, paired with a generic jug wine and a blunt after-dinner stogie, is a hobo's delight.
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Post by: Pete! on September 28, 2015, 12:10:07 PM
Hobo's delight is actually coffee brewed in a hubcap, and a can of cold beans.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 28, 2015, 07:39:43 PM
Cold beans & cheese, salt & milk, and ice cream & ketchup should never be paired, for as we all know, a choice, bone-in New York sirloin & a nice red wine sets the benchmark for culinary happiness.
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Post by: Pete! on September 28, 2015, 08:40:54 PM
Culinary happiness, can be beans and cheese, seasoned with extreme hunger.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 29, 2015, 05:54:58 AM
Extreme hunger for power leads many politicians to become megalomaniac sociopaths.

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Post by: Pete! on September 29, 2015, 12:24:25 PM
Megalomaniac sociopaths thrive in the entertainment industry.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 30, 2015, 01:11:02 AM
Entertainment industry heavyweights often have a limited lifespan.
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Post by: Pete! on September 30, 2015, 12:18:12 PM
Limited lifespan and planned obsolescence, only work when nobody bothers to learn how to repair anything.
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Post by: R-C on September 30, 2015, 09:47:30 PM
Limited lifespan of food products could be related to lack of preservatives
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 01, 2015, 12:28:31 AM
( ;) Cool! Two for the price of one! A shopper's delight!)

1) Repair anything incorrectly and it is sure to remain broken.
2) Of preservatives, I know little, and of conservatives, I know less.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 01, 2015, 09:17:16 AM
Remain Broken,

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Post by: R-C on October 01, 2015, 03:11:04 PM
Oops sorry I swear I didn't see Pete's.
Remain broken or pay the high price for repair that's the hard question.
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Post by: Pete! on October 01, 2015, 04:08:54 PM
Hard question sessions, at the press conference, caught us completely unprepared.
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Post by: Ozzie on October 01, 2015, 05:08:44 PM
Completely unprepared for the topic of conversation was I.
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Post by: Pete! on October 01, 2015, 06:50:41 PM
Was I the one who confused everybody?
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 01, 2015, 08:50:20 PM
Confused everybody with my sense of humor, yet elated everyone with my kindness.
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Post by: Pete! on October 01, 2015, 10:01:11 PM
My kindness is not weakness.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 03, 2015, 08:10:11 PM
Not weakness, per se, yet a tensile strength that I personally would not count on.
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Post by: Pete! on October 03, 2015, 09:38:13 PM
Count on your fingers if you're mathematically challenged.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 05, 2015, 03:12:35 AM
Mathematically challenged students usually test poorly in algebra class.
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Post by: Pete! on October 05, 2015, 01:07:25 PM
Algebra class was optional for dummies.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 06, 2015, 06:52:38 AM
For dummies there is a simple set of drawing.

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Post by: Pete! on October 06, 2015, 01:11:06 PM
Of drawing tools, the compass and T-square were the most useful, until CAD made them all obsolete.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 06, 2015, 09:51:47 PM
All obsolete, eight-track tapes, Red Ball Jet sneakers, and ten-cent Hershey bars bring back fond memories.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 07, 2015, 09:12:46 AM
Fond memories were brought flooding back in our 50th school reunion.

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Post by: Pete! on October 07, 2015, 12:41:57 PM
School reunion attendees are trying to recapture youth, by hanging around by aged former classmates.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 08, 2015, 10:21:26 PM
Former classmates are future reunion attendees.
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Post by: Pete! on October 09, 2015, 01:26:24 PM
Reunion attendees get shamed into making ridiculously large donations.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 10, 2015, 11:07:51 PM
Large donations are always appreciated at our local hospital for the premature baby unit.

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Post by: Pete! on October 11, 2015, 12:44:53 PM
Baby unit jobs are available at the preschool, but the qualified applicants appear to be suffering from burnout.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 11, 2015, 06:35:26 PM
From burnout to accident  in a matter of seconds.

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Post by: Niecarrah on October 12, 2015, 03:25:02 AM
Of seconds, he selected a spoonful of each dish.
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Post by: Pete! on October 12, 2015, 12:28:34 PM
Each dish she threw at me landed right on target.
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Post by: Niecarrah on October 13, 2015, 12:25:40 AM
On target, really, you weren't even close!
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Post by: Pete! on October 13, 2015, 12:48:05 PM
Even close calls didn't make him cautious.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 14, 2015, 08:11:50 PM
Him cautious and me extremely nervous about the 2016 presidential elections.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on October 14, 2015, 09:41:55 PM
Presidential elections should not be discussed with crazy friends.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 15, 2015, 01:21:20 AM
Crazy friends are best left to the ignore button.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 16, 2015, 09:09:14 AM
Ignore button at your own risk as as it is there to help.

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Post by: Pete! on October 16, 2015, 12:49:05 PM
To help the helpless is a noble goal, but failure is a distinct possibility.
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Post by: Niecarrah on October 16, 2015, 06:12:57 PM
Distinct possibility, hmmm..... does that mean definitely?
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Post by: Pete! on October 16, 2015, 06:42:35 PM
Mean definitely has a different statistical significance than median or mode.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 18, 2015, 12:39:52 AM
Or mode of transportation, said the Alaskan about his dogsled, should he misplace his snowshoes.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on October 18, 2015, 12:37:47 PM
His snowshoes were useless at the beach.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 19, 2015, 12:00:01 AM
The Beach Blanket Bingo movie was another great Frankie and Annette extravaganza, yet it doesn't hold a candle to Bikini Beach, with "Clyde" the surfing chimp.

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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 19, 2015, 05:49:35 AM
Surfing chimp made headlines this week after taking yet another award apparently.

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Post by: JDBush61 on October 19, 2015, 11:38:50 PM
Award apparently accepted, I shook my head in complete and utter disbelief that Obama received the Nobel peace prize.
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Post by: Pete! on October 20, 2015, 01:08:50 PM
Peace prize was originally funded by the inventor of dynamite.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 20, 2015, 07:17:06 PM
Of dynamite, I understand, yet the selection of Obama by those Norwegian's Peace Prize Committee left me, and others, completely befuddled.  :o

http://www.wsj.com/articles/SB125509603349176083


Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 07, 2015, 03:50:35 PM
Completely befuddled by the leader's irrational behavior, the community was abandoned by it's formerly loyal membership.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Deborah on November 10, 2015, 10:03:27 PM
Loyal membership in any group requires dedication to its values :P
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 11, 2015, 04:02:34 AM
Its values, her values, his values, and their values are all surely important, yet it is MY values which always take precedence.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 11, 2015, 02:51:36 PM
Take precedence level symbols as your guide when deciding which message to transmit first.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: R-C on November 11, 2015, 08:13:04 PM
Transmit first document then follow up with the incriminating pictures.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 11, 2015, 09:06:57 PM
Incriminating pictures were not admissible, they were proven to have been Photoshopped.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 12, 2015, 07:15:13 PM
"Been Photoshopped?", asked the man, as he eyed the photo of Sophia Loren and I getting married in Naples.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 12, 2015, 07:58:01 PM
In Naples, a distinctive style of thin-crust pizza is pleasing tourists from just about everywhere.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 12, 2015, 09:15:52 PM
About everywhere, I wrote an Internet travel blog, yet I had never once left my home town.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 13, 2015, 12:32:23 PM
Home town politics are like driving past a terrible auto accident, you know you shouldn't gawk, but you have such a good view.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 16, 2015, 07:31:38 AM
Good view was found by all of us who went to see the northern lights.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 16, 2015, 12:34:03 PM
Northern lights are predicted, so is cloudy weather.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 17, 2015, 12:28:48 AM
Cloudy weather sometimes indicates an approaching big snowstorm.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 17, 2015, 12:21:27 PM
Big snowstorm coming next week.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 17, 2015, 08:53:18 PM
Next week looks as if it will be colder.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 17, 2015, 09:16:36 PM
Be colder to people who are unkind, and nicer to folks who warm your heart.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 17, 2015, 09:57:06 PM
Your heart sends blood around your body, until it stops, then you have a problem.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 18, 2015, 08:34:27 AM
A problem, for some, is merely a challenge, for others.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 18, 2015, 01:03:35 PM
For others to admire you, you need to pass yourself off as admirable, without engendering jealousy.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 18, 2015, 07:35:52 PM
Engendering jealousy is somehow often associated with the color green.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 18, 2015, 07:48:48 PM
Color green usually means go.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 19, 2015, 12:47:30 AM
Means, go hand in hand with ways.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 19, 2015, 07:29:57 AM
With ways nobody ever dreamed possible he fired four arrows into the bullseye

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 19, 2015, 02:04:30 PM
The bullseye was completely devoid of bullet holes, but he was assigned to the infantry anyway.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 20, 2015, 11:55:24 AM
Infantry, anyway, is just a crusty leftover of antiquated twentieth-century battle planning.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 20, 2015, 01:05:28 PM
Battle planning was left to the generals

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 20, 2015, 01:39:37 PM
The generals knew better, but the politicians insisted on a losing strategy. 
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 22, 2015, 08:08:55 PM
Losing strategy disregarded, we opted for the winning approach.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 22, 2015, 09:35:53 PM
Winning approach to healthy snacking, involves less snacking.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 23, 2015, 03:22:26 AM
Less snacking and more excursive leads to healthy happier lifestyles.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 23, 2015, 12:44:49 PM
Happier lifestyles are easier if you don't overthink the small stuff.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 23, 2015, 04:33:06 PM
Small stuff can lead to big problems in the long run.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 23, 2015, 06:06:40 PM
Long run exercise tracks are for people who are less lazy than us.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 24, 2015, 12:44:25 AM
"Than us?", I growled when the waitress quipped that the last guests were better tippers.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 24, 2015, 06:14:47 AM
Better tippers normally love there meals that the we reserved .

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 24, 2015, 01:03:38 PM
We reserved a room way in advance, but the hotel gave our room to a drunken celebrity, who promptly barfed all over it.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 25, 2015, 11:53:42 PM
Over it, or under it, but never try to go directly through it.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 26, 2015, 01:39:38 PM
Through it, was the only way to reach the other side of the minefield, so we used Bangalore torpedoes to make a path across. 
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 26, 2015, 08:27:57 PM
Path across the universe is cold, dark, lonely, and very time consuming.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 27, 2015, 01:54:07 PM
Time consuming tasks are not pleasant for ADHD patients who don't take their medication properly.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 28, 2015, 10:54:33 PM
Medication, properly administered, is both safe and effective.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 29, 2015, 09:10:33 PM
And effective they were right up until the last on.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 29, 2015, 09:51:49 PM
Last on my list of priorities was giving up bourbon.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 30, 2015, 12:20:06 AM
"Up bourbon, down bourbon!" is the whiskey shuffle that happens every time my boat hits a new swell.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 30, 2015, 01:25:35 PM
New, swell, operating systems, do not necessarily inspire confidence.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 30, 2015, 06:42:03 PM
Inspire confidence in yourself and you will systematically inspire others.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 30, 2015, 06:51:07 PM
Inspire others to do all the work, then sit back an take all the credit.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on December 01, 2015, 04:29:07 AM
The credit column is always better than the debit column.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on December 01, 2015, 01:16:39 PM
Debit column items that seemed unjustified triggered an exhaustive audit.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on December 02, 2015, 02:13:13 AM
Exhaustive audit completed, so now it's time for a good single-malt Scotch on the rocks.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on December 02, 2015, 12:57:25 PM
The rocks and the sirens spelled doom for all kinds of watercraft crews.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 04, 2015, 08:55:30 AM
Watercraft crews were needed to help put out the fire of a house on the river side
 
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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on December 04, 2015, 12:41:13 PM
River side taverns were notorious for watering down generic whiskey, and putting it in high end bottles.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: ComicsLover on December 04, 2015, 06:10:58 PM
"Deerstalker hat and one pipe are in stock" affirmed the costume shop sales clerk to the anxious cosplayer.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on December 04, 2015, 06:54:01 PM
"Anxious Cosplayer", the latest 'sailing-spy' thriller from Mr. Yamada, has spent two months on the N.Y. Times Best Sellers list, yet I have never read it.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on December 04, 2015, 07:35:28 PM
Read it, to make sure you're not making a deal with the devil, before you sign it in blood.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on December 04, 2015, 09:37:53 PM
In blood, we are related, yet in heart, mind, and soul, we are a million miles apart.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on December 04, 2015, 10:13:44 PM
Miles apart in political philosophy, they agreed on who the enemy was.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 05, 2015, 05:45:19 AM
Enemy was one of the films that Jude Law stared in way back in
 
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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on December 05, 2015, 01:59:21 PM
Back in the stone age, if you could run a computer, people thought you were smart.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on December 06, 2015, 12:40:26 AM
Were smart decisions ever made after consuming booze?
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 06, 2015, 10:03:16 AM
Consuming Booze is once again high on my to do list.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on December 06, 2015, 01:21:23 PM
Consuming booze before surgery, complicated the anesthetists job. 
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on December 06, 2015, 08:16:17 PM
1) Do list your grievances, yet also state your admiration and future requirements.

2) Anesthetist's job accomplished, the doctor could begin surgery.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on December 06, 2015, 09:11:55 PM
Future requirements, especially regarding the organs you'll still need, should be determined before you begin surgery.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on December 07, 2015, 11:53:46 PM
Begin surgery with the firm understanding that you'll still need to address the postoperative future requirements.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on December 08, 2015, 01:02:47 PM
Future requirements, need to be assessed when selecting a pension plan's cost versus payout ratio.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on December 08, 2015, 07:01:00 PM
Payout ratio adjusted, I suddenly realized that I was overextending my finances.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on December 08, 2015, 09:02:58 PM
My finances get disrupted every time taxes are due.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on December 09, 2015, 12:21:16 AM
Are due our just desserts, yet we were only given a bowl of old blueberries and a handshake.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on December 09, 2015, 01:03:21 PM
A handshake is less likely to spread disease than a kiss, but you still have no idea what someone may have done without washing.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on December 09, 2015, 11:36:06 PM
Without washing, he grabbed the grapes from the dirty floor and popped them into his mouth.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 10, 2015, 09:18:38 AM
His mouth wide open the dentist got to work.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on December 10, 2015, 01:03:20 PM
To work and earn a living was a totally alien concept, and not a viable option.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on December 10, 2015, 10:16:21 PM
Viable option, some insist, yet when it comes to the 2016 presidential campaign, I prefer not to put my head in the sand and hope for the best.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 11, 2015, 08:17:40 AM
The best way around town according to the town planners is to use public transport.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on December 11, 2015, 02:05:00 PM
Public transport is never going where i want to go, when I want to get there, and it never gets me back until long after supper gets cold.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on December 11, 2015, 07:46:54 PM
Gets cold in the winter, yet Maine in summer is a vacationland.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on December 11, 2015, 08:17:39 PM
A Vacationland ferry once crossed the Straits of Mackinac in Michigan.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: winchester73 on December 11, 2015, 09:47:55 PM
In Michigan, all anyone cares about is beating Ohio State.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 12, 2015, 04:09:47 AM
Ohio State is one of the largest universities in the nation.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on December 12, 2015, 01:11:20 PM
The nation is large enough to contain many different cultures.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: winchester73 on December 13, 2015, 02:30:34 PM
Different cultures are the essence of civilization and can co-exist in the same geographical area as diverse communities.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on December 13, 2015, 02:44:44 PM
Diverse communities may very well include those who's culture, beliefs, and behavior, inspire disapproval by the adherents of current "politically correct" standards.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on December 14, 2015, 12:12:17 AM
Correct standards, nauseating politeness, and unwavering obedience made Jack a dull boy.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on December 14, 2015, 12:44:08 PM
Dull boy scout knives resulted in reprimands and honing lessons.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on December 14, 2015, 03:49:09 PM
Honing lessons for his shredding chops helped the young speed guitarist win the coveted seat in the high-school metal band.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on December 14, 2015, 05:13:07 PM
Metal band wrapping machines were used to secure the pallet full of magazines before shipping.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on December 14, 2015, 11:59:37 PM
Before shipping, make sure to put a couple air fresheners into the box, because your old sneakers smell like rotten eggs.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 15, 2015, 08:58:40 AM
Rotten eggs were thrown a the local man after he sold a lemon of a car

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on December 15, 2015, 04:39:05 PM
A car load of relatives arrived yesterday, so I decided to put on my pants.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 16, 2015, 07:42:20 AM
My pants were blown off the washing line the other day over the fence into the field dirier now than when they went into the wash.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on December 16, 2015, 12:59:04 PM
The wash water was used to irrigate the garden, making the beans taste soapy.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on December 16, 2015, 08:53:43 PM
"Taste soapy?", asked the mom, as she washed out her young son's mouth for using foul language.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on December 16, 2015, 09:39:00 PM
Foul language doesn't sound like birds singing, birds use fowl language.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on December 17, 2015, 04:24:01 PM
Fowl language includes chirps and tweets, yet some say the birds at the tavern get quacky.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on December 17, 2015, 05:03:01 PM
Get quacky voiced friends as your hunting companions, and you won't have to learn how to use a duck call.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on December 17, 2015, 05:19:11 PM
Duck call, or take my call, you're gonna have to talk with me one of these days.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 18, 2015, 06:55:30 AM
These days Christmas seems to start in July on qvc and the Christmas sales run till nearly the end of May

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on December 18, 2015, 07:49:49 PM
Of May flowers I dream when caught in the showers of April.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 07, 2016, 03:42:30 AM
Of April and May there were only twelve hours that were dry.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 07, 2016, 04:07:22 AM
Were dry martinis, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Boone's Farm Apple Wine, and Moxie root beer the only items on the drink menu?
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 07, 2016, 01:15:12 PM
Drink menu listings, indicated an unimaginative bartender.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 07, 2016, 07:06:17 PM
Unimaginative bartender concoctions insult my alcoholic sensibilities.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 07, 2016, 08:21:40 PM
Alcoholic sensibilities are often blurred by the consumption of alcohol.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 07, 2016, 08:44:36 PM
Of alcohol consumption, I know much, yet of sobriety, I know little.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 08, 2016, 02:39:05 PM
Know little or nothing about your opponents, and they will defeat you handily.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 08, 2016, 10:09:28 PM
You handily avoided the topic, so let's now get to the point.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 09, 2016, 03:35:30 AM
The point is that once opened you have to consume within three days or it will go off

 
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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 09, 2016, 01:47:30 PM
Go off the "deep end", if you must, but don't be surprised if men in white coats come to put you in a straitjacket, and take you away.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 10, 2016, 01:03:30 AM
You away, and me here, makes it difficult for us to have a close relationship.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 10, 2016, 09:51:05 AM
Close relationship between the two of them really brings out the real meaning of love.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 10, 2016, 01:15:36 PM
"Of Love & Regret" is a pub in Baltimore, best known for collaborating with breweries worldwide.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 10, 2016, 09:50:04 PM
Breweries worldwide are merging, and all beer will soon taste like Budweiser.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 11, 2016, 01:00:35 PM
Like Budweiser Clydesdales, big horses need a lot of nourishing oats.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 12, 2016, 04:25:46 AM
Nourishing oats make for a good breakfast

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Post by: JDBush61 on January 12, 2016, 04:50:16 AM
Good breakfast choices do not include Scotch on the rocks and Cuban cigars, unless you're like me.
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Post by: Pete! on January 12, 2016, 01:36:49 PM
Like me, you should have your bourbon with breakfast, and your cigar afterwards.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 13, 2016, 08:14:26 AM
Cigar afterwards always was what we all had after our Christmas dinner how times have changed.

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Post by: Pete! on January 13, 2016, 01:24:55 PM
Have changed attitudes on, subjects that have recently become controversial, changed what you are willing to discuss?
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 14, 2016, 04:49:35 AM
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Post by: JDBush61 on January 14, 2016, 08:02:27 AM
And afterwards, I dropped anchor, mixed a cocktail, lit my cigar, and enjoyed the sunset.

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Post by: Pete! on January 14, 2016, 01:16:12 PM
The sunset, was our only indication of the approximate time.
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Post by: Deborah on January 14, 2016, 04:01:26 PM
Approximate time of life is right now
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Post by: Pete! on January 14, 2016, 05:18:13 PM
Right now is a good time to march down to your local Army recruiter and sign up.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 15, 2016, 08:02:20 AM
Sign up now for your subscription to my Brandy fund your subscription will get you regular updates on every create delivered.

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Post by: JDBush61 on January 15, 2016, 12:34:24 PM
Create delivered-free happiness and everyone will be your friend.

(I realize you meant "crate", yet sticking with the spirit of the game.  ;))


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Post by: Pete! on January 15, 2016, 01:13:08 PM
Your friend took advantage of your generosity.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 16, 2016, 04:49:40 AM
Your generosity was welcomed with open arms as any donation is a god send.

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Post by: Pete! on January 16, 2016, 02:06:37 PM
God send me some patience, I'm surrounded by incompetent turkeys.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 17, 2016, 09:32:55 AM
incompetent turkeys ltd offer a complete range of free range turkey and poultry products.

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Post by: Pete! on January 17, 2016, 01:32:01 PM
Poultry products are prepared in many different ways, to disguise their source, and fool the unwary cafeteria customer into thinking they're getting meals prepared from more expensive meat sources.
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Post by: JDBush61 on January 19, 2016, 05:22:30 PM
Meat sources, such as those associated with The Donner Party, can leave you feeling guilty.  ;)

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Post by: Pete! on January 19, 2016, 08:28:09 PM
Feeling guilty can be cured with a pitcher of martinis, taken immediately after the bad act.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 20, 2016, 11:39:41 AM
Bad act was followed by another bad act I can see the show being cancelled.

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Post by: Pete! on January 20, 2016, 01:29:31 PM
Being cancelled is the eventual fate of just about every TV series imaginable.
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Post by: JDBush61 on January 21, 2016, 05:41:25 PM
Series imaginable include the Brooklyn Dodgers versus the Boston Red Sox, yet sadly, the Dodgers are no longer in New York and the Sox no longer have Carl Yastrzemski.

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Post by: Pete! on January 21, 2016, 06:03:25 PM
Carl Yastrzemski spent 23 years with the same employer.
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Post by: JDBush61 on January 22, 2016, 02:52:53 AM
Same employer, same wife, same house, same car, and same boredom, yet more debt and less hair.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 22, 2016, 09:26:54 AM
Less hair is easier to keep tidy .

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Post by: Pete! on January 22, 2016, 01:18:50 PM
Keep tidy, and someone will describe you as "compulsively retentive".
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Post by: JDBush61 on January 22, 2016, 11:51:40 PM
"Compulsively retentive" is a trait I have in spades.

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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 23, 2016, 12:16:47 PM
In spades and droves they came to see the giant caddage.

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Post by: Pete! on January 23, 2016, 02:25:19 PM
"Giant caddage" was how he described a big head of cabbage while intoxicated.
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Post by: JDBush61 on January 24, 2016, 11:28:17 AM
While intoxicated, humans sometimes express their true inner feelings.
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Post by: Pete! on January 24, 2016, 01:12:13 PM
Inner feelings, should be kept hidden from those who wish you harm.
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Post by: JDBush61 on January 24, 2016, 01:18:16 PM
You harm, then disarm.

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Post by: Pete! on January 24, 2016, 02:20:33 PM
Then disarm everybody, and see how long that lasts.
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Post by: JDBush61 on January 24, 2016, 06:56:49 PM
That lasts until withdrawal kicks in and you need another line.
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Post by: Pete! on January 24, 2016, 09:55:18 PM
Another line of bull from the politicians, but they get elected anyway.
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Post by: JDBush61 on January 24, 2016, 10:50:45 PM
Elected anyway, the other republicans ultimately felt foolish about the millions of dollars spent on the negative campaign ads.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 25, 2016, 08:55:41 AM
Campaign ads have been estimated ar around 2.4 million pounds

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Post by: Pete! on January 25, 2016, 12:34:22 PM
Million pounds sounds like a lot, unless you want to start a business.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 25, 2016, 04:01:39 PM
A business for recycling old PC's has been set up to give those who are on the bread line a free PC

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Post by: Pete! on January 25, 2016, 04:52:27 PM
Free PC software often comes with unwanted companions.
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Post by: JDBush61 on January 26, 2016, 11:52:14 PM
Unwanted companions often get banned from websites due to their obnoxious behavior.

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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 27, 2016, 06:01:57 AM
Obnoxious Behaviour will not be tolerated.

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Post by: Pete! on January 27, 2016, 01:12:27 PM
Be tolerated here, and the rest of the planet will think you're wonderful.
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Post by: Deborah on January 27, 2016, 08:06:12 PM
You're wonderful Pete!
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Post by: Pete! on January 27, 2016, 08:29:49 PM
Wonderful Pete!, is not something heard frequently these days.
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Post by: JDBush61 on January 28, 2016, 12:31:58 AM
These days, I'm thrilled to receive just one kind word from anyone.

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Post by: Pete! on January 28, 2016, 01:15:10 PM
From anyone but him, that would be a compliment.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 28, 2016, 08:46:33 PM
A compliment was made around the same time the cook disappeared strange that.

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Post by: JDBush61 on January 28, 2016, 08:56:25 PM
Strange that I sometimes feel hungry just after I eat.

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Post by: Pete! on January 28, 2016, 09:12:15 PM
I eat what I kill, so I'm careful about "catch and release" techniques.
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Post by: JDBush61 on January 29, 2016, 12:47:40 PM
Release techniques are important to professional wrestlers.
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Post by: Pete! on January 29, 2016, 01:12:36 PM
Professional wrestlers occasionally use their talents to become full fledged actors.
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Post by: JDBush61 on January 30, 2016, 09:42:01 PM
Fledged actors waiting tables.
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Post by: Pete! on January 30, 2016, 09:47:48 PM
Waiting tables for fun and profit.
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Post by: JDBush61 on January 30, 2016, 09:50:13 PM
And profit from thy words, I preach from on high.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 31, 2016, 12:41:29 PM
On high ground were to be found all the farmers cattle after the weekends floods.

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Post by: Pete! on January 31, 2016, 01:08:33 PM
Weekends floods benefited the sump pump industry.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 31, 2016, 08:11:20 PM
Pump industry has become famous for its tick logo.

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Post by: JDBush61 on February 01, 2016, 04:01:54 PM
Tick logo, select the favorite player from your team, allow the software to generate random numbers, click enter, and enjoy playing the Internet baseball lottery.
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Post by: Pete! on February 01, 2016, 05:52:45 PM
Baseball lottery theme, appears to be Maryland's attempt to find more math-challenged people to fleece.
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Post by: JDBush61 on February 01, 2016, 10:44:43 PM
To fleece a con man tastes better than Mom's apple pie.
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Post by: Pete! on February 02, 2016, 01:16:55 PM
Apple pie lovers who overindulge gain weight quickly.
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Post by: JDBush61 on February 03, 2016, 02:09:51 AM
Weight quickly disappears as your metabolism speeds up if you follow a high-protein diet eating 200 calories, five times per day (6:00, 10:00, 2:00, 6:00, 10:00), with all  carbohydrates ingested no later than 2:00 in the afternoon.



Ps; No exercise needed with that diet! Always consult your doctor first, yet for optimal results, no sugar, no fat, and no alcohol. After 1-2 weeks of eating 5 times per day (last meal at 10:00 PM is fine), your body quickly realizes that it is being "regularly" fed. Thus, it no longer "stores" calories as fat for reserve, and your metabolism naturally speeds up.

6:00 AM: 1 cup of natural boiled oats (oatmeal), with a little orange juice and banana if desired.
10:00 AM: High-protein powdered meal replacement (pro bodybuilder type, not the "lose-fast" nonsense from a drug store). Mix with orange juice, grapefruit juice, or water.
2:00 PM: 1/2 chicken breast (no fat), broccoli, and 1/2 sweet potato (the most complex form of carbohydrates).
6:00 PM: Again, high-protein pro meal replacement mix.
10:00 PM: Again, 1/2 chicken and broccoli (yet this time no sweet potato).

After your body wakes up, you'll be losing 1 pound+ per day on average. Ask me how I know!

Diet given to me 17 years ago by a pro body builder (Arnold Schwarzenegger competition posing type) in LA. One month before the posing competition, it's the diet that they all do to get down to "zero" fat (veins popping look). Of course, they don't have much fat to begin with anyway. Don't forget! No "Twinkies"!  ;)
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Post by: Pete! on February 03, 2016, 01:07:02 PM
No Twinkies, was the diagnosis, when the doctor told Ms Kies she wasn't having twins.
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Post by: JDBush61 on February 03, 2016, 06:22:21 PM
Having twins doubles parenting chores.

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Post by: Pete! on February 03, 2016, 06:39:38 PM
Parenting chores included, buying beers and smokes for their overprotected friends, for my reward, I was unfairly incarcerated.
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Post by: JDBush61 on February 04, 2016, 03:55:50 AM
Unfairly incarcerated prisoners should escape by whatever means are at their disposal.

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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 04, 2016, 07:55:40 AM
Their disposal at the local dump was filmed on camera showing that they dumped a big suitcase witch opened as it hit the scrap letting thousands of pound notes loose into the air.

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Post by: Pete! on February 04, 2016, 12:42:31 PM
The air in the subway smelled like decayed roses.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 04, 2016, 04:18:31 PM
Decayed roses go on the compost heap to decay down so that they can turn into compost for the planting of new Roses.

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Post by: Pete! on February 04, 2016, 05:27:16 PM
New roses wilting, might mean too much water, or too much fertilizer.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 04, 2016, 09:29:28 PM
much fertilizer is not a well known brand of fertiliser in like Agrigem.

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Post by: Pete! on February 04, 2016, 09:38:36 PM
Like Agrigem, any high nitrogen fertilizer can be used in bomb building, usually at a much lower cost per bang.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 05, 2016, 09:54:37 AM
Per bang the exploding fireworks from Uk were far bigger than the ones from China.

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Post by: Pete! on February 05, 2016, 12:30:10 PM
From China, we get some surprisingly inexpensive manufactured goods.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 06, 2016, 09:36:11 AM
Manufactured goods are sadly sometime not always in good condition

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Post by: Pete! on February 06, 2016, 02:03:33 PM
"Good condition" is a meaningless term when it comes from a used car dealer's mouth.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 07, 2016, 11:23:40 AM
Dealer's mouth is one of the best shops that we had been in this year.

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Post by: Pete! on February 07, 2016, 12:43:40 PM
This year, has an extra day in February.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 08, 2016, 10:28:12 AM
In Febuary we will once agai be celebrating st Valentine's Day

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Post by: Pete! on February 08, 2016, 07:25:04 PM
Valentine's Day Massacre was a 1999 professional wrestling "pay-per-view" event.
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Post by: JDBush61 on February 09, 2016, 02:15:54 AM
"Pay-per-view" event lives are nothing more than meaningless wastes of time exerted by robotic boring people living vicariously through the talents of others.
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Post by: Pete! on February 09, 2016, 01:08:39 PM
Of others lives, we have no control.
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Post by: JDBush61 on February 09, 2016, 08:43:33 PM
No control, no boundaries, and no regrets.
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Post by: Pete! on February 09, 2016, 09:02:48 PM
No regrets can erase past sins.
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Post by: JDBush61 on February 10, 2016, 08:53:22 PM
Past sins are best forgotten.
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Post by: Pete! on February 10, 2016, 09:27:05 PM
 Best forgotten, are the times that you embarrassed yourself.
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Post by: JDBush61 on February 12, 2016, 12:02:30 PM
Embarrassed yourself endlessly.

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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 13, 2016, 04:57:41 AM
Yourself endlessly said the bishop to the vicar


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Post by: Pete! on February 13, 2016, 12:47:01 PM
The vicar was well liked, by the back sliding parishioners.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 14, 2016, 06:50:16 PM
Sliding parishioners in to his mini to attempt a world record made the local TV headlines.

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Post by: Pete! on February 14, 2016, 09:36:38 PM
 TV headlines don't really exist, newspapers have headlines, TV has talking heads.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 16, 2016, 07:07:43 AM
Taking heads on Mannequins is one of the new display on show at the National Experdition Center.

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Post by: JDBush61 on February 17, 2016, 03:27:07 AM
Expedition center maps show the normal routes, yet pure nomads should explore the paths less followed.
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Post by: Pete! on February 17, 2016, 12:10:45 PM
Less followed prophets end up starting cults.
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Post by: JDBush61 on February 17, 2016, 10:57:14 PM
Starting cults can lead to Guyana grape juice.
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Post by: Pete! on February 18, 2016, 12:41:06 PM
Grape juice should be home made, or purchased fresh or frozen to avoid the preservatives that prevent fermentation.
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Post by: winchester73 on February 18, 2016, 06:14:00 PM
Prevent fermentation from occurring in fresh juices, or the alcohol formation will result in an adult beverage
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Post by: JDBush61 on February 18, 2016, 06:47:23 PM
Adult beverage expertise will test a liver.

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Post by: Pete! on February 18, 2016, 07:21:52 PM
A liver should be sauteed with onions.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 19, 2016, 07:58:53 AM
With onions or without the good old BBQ just would not be the same with out Berbers.

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Post by: JDBush61 on February 21, 2016, 04:22:02 PM
Out Berbers and in insurgents leads to a changed North Africa.
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Post by: Pete! on February 21, 2016, 04:56:33 PM
North Africa, is often thought of as part of the Middle East.
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Post by: JDBush61 on February 22, 2016, 02:19:26 AM
Middle-East culinary delicacies include dates.
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Post by: Pete! on February 22, 2016, 12:52:04 PM
Include dates of historical events in your essay outline.
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Post by: JDBush61 on February 22, 2016, 04:47:03 PM
Essay outline completed, I delved headlong, pen in hand, into the meat of my argument.
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Post by: Pete! on February 22, 2016, 06:15:52 PM
My argument won't mean much, unless you accept my premises.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 23, 2016, 08:58:12 AM
My premises were still under construction two years later than planned.

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Post by: JDBush61 on February 25, 2016, 01:57:46 AM
"Than planned" are two words that are difficult to use when starting a sentence.  ;)
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 25, 2016, 04:47:15 AM
A sentence not for the first time said it all.

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Post by: Pete! on February 25, 2016, 12:31:13 PM
It all come down to whether or not your motives are pure.
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Post by: JDBush61 on February 26, 2016, 04:28:36 AM
Are pure water sources now being lost to global pollution.

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Post by: Pete! on February 26, 2016, 12:39:31 PM
Global pollution may trigger the next leap in natural selection.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 27, 2016, 04:52:22 AM
Natural selection is one of the basic mechanisms of evolution, along with mutation, migration, and genetic drift.

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Post by: Pete! on February 27, 2016, 12:46:20 PM
Genetic drift describes random fluctuations in the numbers of gene variants in a population of inbred specimens.
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Post by: JDBush61 on February 28, 2016, 05:56:09 PM
Inbred specimens should only be discussed using politically correct language.
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Post by: Pete! on February 28, 2016, 09:20:17 PM
Correct language usage promotes, but does not guarantee, understanding.
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Post by: JDBush61 on March 01, 2016, 07:23:12 PM
Guarantee understanding, and important negotiations will go much better,
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Post by: Pete! on March 01, 2016, 08:39:50 PM
"Much better", was the diagnosis after I escaped from the rehabilitation clinic, and found an open bar.
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Post by: JDBush61 on March 02, 2016, 01:58:31 AM
"OPEN BAR!" at my house usually only means that "I'm awake!"

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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 02, 2016, 10:02:07 AM
I'm awake most of the night only getting 3 to 4 hours of sleep

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Post by: JDBush61 on March 02, 2016, 08:45:48 PM
Of sleep deprivation, the CIA can write volumes.

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Post by: Pete! on March 02, 2016, 09:20:01 PM
Write volumes, but if nobody reads them, you'll do no harm.
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Post by: JDBush61 on March 03, 2016, 04:57:17 AM
"No harm" and "No foul" are terms that a devil like myself will never understand.



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Post by: Pete! on March 03, 2016, 12:35:39 PM
Never understand what's going on, and enjoy your blissful ignorance, while everyone else is miserable.
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Post by: JDBush61 on March 03, 2016, 08:23:41 PM
Is "miserable" the opposite of "joyously elated"?

ecstasy

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Post by: Pete! on March 03, 2016, 08:43:46 PM
"Joyously elated" might be considered one step down from ecstasy.
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Post by: JDBush61 on March 03, 2016, 10:37:36 PM
From ecstasy, I switched down to Quaaludes, then lines of meth, then grass, then a light beer, and finally back to being sober. 
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Post by: Pete! on March 04, 2016, 12:45:58 PM
Being sober, while playing word games, is a bit counterproductive.
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Post by: JDBush61 on March 04, 2016, 09:27:30 PM
"Bit counterproductive, and a lot annoying" is how my mom refers to me.

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Post by: Pete! on March 04, 2016, 09:38:33 PM
To me, flyfishing is a pleasant diversion.
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Post by: JDBush61 on March 05, 2016, 01:05:23 AM
"Pleasant diversion" is the soft way of saying that you're avoiding the question.
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Post by: SellieS on March 05, 2016, 01:38:32 AM
The question hardly does justice to my answer.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 05, 2016, 07:42:44 AM
My answer to the police officer was yes officer I only ever have one glass I just omitted to add that I refill my glass whenever it gets empty.

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Post by: Pete! on March 05, 2016, 08:45:29 PM
Gets empty glass and says it's potentially full, showing optimism.
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Post by: JDBush61 on March 05, 2016, 09:55:42 PM
Showing optimism, the lackluster Republican candidates brushed off their primary losses and started running toward the brokered convention.

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Post by: Pete! on March 05, 2016, 09:58:58 PM
Brokered convention threats, won't work if there is only one candidate left.
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Post by: SellieS on March 05, 2016, 11:00:16 PM
Candidate left through the back door mumbling " look at my hands, you losers."
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Post by: JDBush61 on March 06, 2016, 12:41:58 AM
You losers see us winners through green eyes of envy, yet we winners cannot even see you losers.
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Post by: Pete! on March 06, 2016, 01:02:58 PM
You losers expect us to subvert natural selection for your benefit.
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Post by: JDBush61 on March 06, 2016, 10:48:17 PM
Your benefit and my loss means the my wallet now has less cash.

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Post by: SellieS on March 07, 2016, 12:01:48 AM
Less cash. Huh! I measure you by how you use your potential.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 07, 2016, 07:34:22 AM
Your potential and credentials like that you will have a lot to live up to.

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Post by: Pete! on March 07, 2016, 01:33:47 PM
Less cash in my pocket, and no credit or debit cards, inhibits impulse buying.
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Post by: SellieS on March 07, 2016, 06:30:48 PM
Impulse buying is the ghost of the outhouse and the Sears catalogue
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Post by: Pete! on March 07, 2016, 06:53:38 PM
Sears catalogue/catalog pages were once a standard outhouse supply.
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Post by: SellieS on March 07, 2016, 07:17:51 PM
An outhouse supply might have been a simple wooden seat
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Post by: Pete! on March 07, 2016, 07:26:13 PM
Wooden seat cushions didn't really work out that well.
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Post by: SellieS on March 07, 2016, 07:39:16 PM
That well-spoken person is nothing more than an excited adjective
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Post by: JDBush61 on March 07, 2016, 11:58:49 PM
Excited-adjective-laden phrases tend to be too flowery for medical manuscripts.

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Post by: SellieS on March 08, 2016, 01:50:42 AM
Medical manuscripts in the wrong hands could produce a creature who is all thumbs
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 08, 2016, 04:48:53 AM
All thumbs no fingers no wonder those gloves were cheap.

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Post by: Pete! on March 08, 2016, 12:56:21 PM
Were cheap imports the best way to ensure domestic employment?
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Post by: JDBush61 on March 08, 2016, 06:30:56 PM
Domestic employment is what butlers, chauffeurs, maids, and pool boys seek.

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Post by: Pete! on March 08, 2016, 08:18:10 PM
Boys seek adventure, until they learn that they're not bulletproof.
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Post by: JDBush61 on March 09, 2016, 10:40:03 PM
Not bulletproof, yet my alibi held up under strict scrutiny.

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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 10, 2016, 04:52:34 AM
Strict scrutiny

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Post by: JDBush61 on March 10, 2016, 04:56:40 AM
scrutiny giver

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Post by: Pete! on March 10, 2016, 01:04:34 PM
Strict scrutiny kept all the players outwardly honest.
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Post by: JDBush61 on March 10, 2016, 09:02:14 PM
Outwardly honest, I'm the type that must admit that I forgot which game we were playing until now.  ;)

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Post by: Pete! on March 10, 2016, 09:46:07 PM
Until now, you've had a much better record than a certain beer loving administrator.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 11, 2016, 11:39:09 AM
Loving administrator is sometimes sober to witch I am sure it Leeds to much confusion to witch he is putting it down to Old timers disease

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Post by: Pete! on March 11, 2016, 12:20:00 PM
Timers disease ridden hands could barely operate the stopwatch, making the race results problematic.
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Post by: bitbyter on March 11, 2016, 05:03:41 PM
"Results problematic" is a phrase that sounds to me like the kind of thing the weatherman would say as he is the person who invented the phrase, "warm of air" as in "This warm of air is something we are just going to have to deal with."
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Post by: Pete! on March 11, 2016, 05:15:13 PM
Deal with it, Windows 10 is going to assimilate you, resistance is futile.
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Post by: JDBush61 on March 11, 2016, 09:31:10 PM
Is futile behavior forgiven should I decide to stick with Windows 7?
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 12, 2016, 04:55:04 AM
Windows 7 will not die for a few years yet as hospitals in the Uk are only just changing to it and most still hold on to XP.

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Post by: Pete! on March 12, 2016, 01:17:22 PM
To XP users everywhere, you have been warned, be careful.
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Post by: winchester73 on March 12, 2016, 03:41:59 PM
Be careful what you wish for.
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Post by: Pete! on March 12, 2016, 04:42:27 PM
Wish for what you want, but you'll get what you earn.
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Post by: JDBush61 on March 13, 2016, 12:15:13 AM
You earn respect by delivering on your promises.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on March 13, 2016, 01:14:48 PM
Your promises, while well intended, often exceed your meager abilities.
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Post by: JDBush61 on March 13, 2016, 06:27:27 PM
Meager abilities can be improved with proper instruction and dedicated practice.

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Post by: Pete! on March 13, 2016, 09:29:24 PM
Dedicated practice won't make you a musician without any talent.
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Post by: winchester73 on March 14, 2016, 10:52:24 PM
Any talent is better than none at all.
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Post by: JDBush61 on March 14, 2016, 11:58:47 PM
At all of my mega-huge enormo-dome Woodstock-esque arena concerts, I completely rely on my stellar backup musicians to make me look like a superstar on stage, as I personally have no talent.
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Post by: Pete! on March 15, 2016, 01:22:16 PM
"No talent" never stopped anyone from holding political office, as a matter of fact it seems to be a critical prerequisite.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 15, 2016, 07:37:38 PM
Prerequisite gained

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Post by: Pete! on March 15, 2016, 08:47:42 PM
Prerequisite gained by anyone who can remain sober enough to remember which topic he is participating in.
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Post by: JDBush61 on March 15, 2016, 09:32:18 PM
 ;)

Participating in these fun LandzDown games keeps me on my toes, especially when drunk.
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Post by: Pete! on March 15, 2016, 09:35:10 PM
When drunk, I leave the car in the garage, the boat tied at the dock, and the computer turned off.
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Post by: JDBush61 on March 16, 2016, 06:28:20 PM
Turned off my computer, looked in the mirror, and said "Wow, you're getting old!"
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Post by: Pete! on March 16, 2016, 06:39:43 PM
Getting old is infinitely more desirable than the usual alternative.
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Post by: JDBush61 on March 17, 2016, 12:03:03 AM
Usual alternative unavailable, I defied my doctors advice and ordered a 1-pound, New-York bone-in sirloin, a baked potato drenched in sour cream, chives, and butter, and six pints of ice-cold tasty suds.  :D

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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 17, 2016, 05:56:32 AM
Tasty suds is what we used to get if we swore.

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Post by: JDBush61 on March 17, 2016, 10:09:56 AM
We swore that we would take a few days off from drinking, but then we saw the "NEVER CLOSED" sign hanging of the door of the tavern and decided to go in and get completely smashed.
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Post by: Pete! on March 17, 2016, 01:08:43 PM
Completely smashed cars were the usual result of the demolition derby sponsored by the brewery owners collation.
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Post by: JDBush61 on March 17, 2016, 07:23:22 PM
Owners collation was a light meal of tofu, salted cod, seaweed, and sparkling wines.

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Post by: Pete! on March 17, 2016, 08:35:48 PM
Sparkling wines enter the bloodstream more quickly.
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Post by: JDBush61 on March 18, 2016, 03:32:41 AM
More quickly I walk on hot sand than I do on cool grass.

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Post by: Pete! on March 18, 2016, 12:45:15 PM
Cool grass may be used to line your creel, but ferns are more traditional.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 18, 2016, 06:00:35 PM
More traditional Games were the order of the day last weekend when the pubs internet went down.

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Post by: Pete! on March 18, 2016, 08:06:01 PM
Went down to the river expecting crowds of fishermen, but the only one there was one lone heron.
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Post by: JDBush61 on March 18, 2016, 10:02:19 PM
Lone heron sighted and in focus, I snapped a pic and quickly e-mailed it the lead salmon of "Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Fish Club" as a warning.
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Post by: Pete! on March 19, 2016, 01:20:16 PM
A warning shot was a mistake, the bad guys all ran away, and escaped to parts unknown.
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Post by: JDBush61 on March 20, 2016, 02:12:26 AM
Parts unknown include the deep sea and deep space, as everywhere else has already been sailed or trodden.

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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 21, 2016, 03:50:51 PM
Or trodden if you prefer said the gardener in answer to my asking if the turf needed rolling.

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Post by: JDBush61 on March 21, 2016, 06:42:41 PM
Needed rolling, lighting, and inhaling to achieve the desired effect.

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Post by: Pete! on March 21, 2016, 07:01:51 PM
Desired effect of the legislation, was the subject of much discussion, and vociferous disagreement.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on March 22, 2016, 12:27:03 AM
 Vociferous disagreement on a daily basis, coupled with my dislike of her cooking and cosmetic catastrophes, prompted me to look elsewhere for my significant other.

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Post by: Pete! on March 22, 2016, 12:58:02 PM
Significant other rejects are the quarry of the lecher.
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Post by: JDBush61 on March 22, 2016, 05:45:02 PM
The lecher and the saint, blissfully walking hand-in-hand through modern society.
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Post by: Pete! on March 22, 2016, 06:20:03 PM
Modern society has suffers from having been raised by hippies.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 22, 2016, 09:06:47 PM
By hippies we took it to mean any one over the age of fifty but these days you do not need a VW campervan to be classed as hippies.

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Post by: winchester73 on March 22, 2016, 09:13:38 PM
As hippies grew older, they traded in their VW campervans for a Mercedes-Benz Sprinter MiniBus, a nice upgrade.
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Post by: Pete! on March 22, 2016, 09:37:10 PM
Nice upgrade from the flower powered VW van, is the diesel powered Hummer with an NRA decal in the rear window.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on March 23, 2016, 01:03:25 AM
Rear window views are historically nice, yet knowing what's ahead is equally important.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on March 23, 2016, 12:32:38 PM
Equally important opinions are only expressed by people who agree with me, everyone else is horribly wrong.
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Post by: JDBush61 on March 23, 2016, 05:07:19 PM
Horribly wrong decisions result in ripped sails, wrecked yachts, flowing tears, and sad memories.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on March 23, 2016, 05:45:03 PM
Sad memories are the refuge of those who don't sew sales, patch hulls, and cry about it incessantly.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on March 23, 2016, 07:37:29 PM
It incessantly bothers me when people try to tell me how to live my life.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on March 23, 2016, 07:56:08 PM
My life style is abhorrent to those well meaning busybodies who think they know what's best for me.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on March 23, 2016, 09:21:31 PM
For me, I'll take pleasure over pain any time.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on March 23, 2016, 09:40:55 PM
Any time is a good time for beer time.
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Post by: JDBush61 on March 24, 2016, 01:58:24 AM
Beer time begins at 10:00 AM in my neck of the woods.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 24, 2016, 09:00:30 AM
The woods sadly are not always possible for us as I need a wheelchair comparable route.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on March 24, 2016, 12:36:55 PM
Comparable route maps are provided for otherwise enabled personnel.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on March 24, 2016, 01:02:52 PM
Enabled personnel usually obey orders, yet sometimes turn the tables.
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Post by: Pete! on March 24, 2016, 04:09:47 PM
The tables were set, diner was ready, wine was opened, but nobody showed up.
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Post by: JDBush61 on March 24, 2016, 09:05:37 PM
Showed up at the company executive dinner party wearing psychedelic shorts, Capezio dance shoes, a Jimi Hendrix t-shirt ... and, of course, a black tie.
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Post by: Pete! on March 24, 2016, 09:42:14 PM
Black tie dyed T-shirts, as formal dress, weren't exactly what they intended you to wear to the party.
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Post by: JDBush61 on March 25, 2016, 12:31:14 AM
"The Party", a 1968 Peter Sellers comedy, always leaves me rolling in nonstop laughter.  :D
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 25, 2016, 10:49:32 AM
Nonestop laughter was brought on by the helium from the birthday balloons

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Post by: Pete! on March 25, 2016, 01:34:04 PM
Birthday balloons were displayed near the street, so invited guests could find the party location easily.
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Post by: JDBush61 on March 27, 2016, 07:08:36 PM
Location easily detected, they swooped in and nabbed the perpetrators.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on March 27, 2016, 09:34:44 PM
The perpetrators nearly evaded apprehension, until they went 100 mph through a speed trap, in a stolen car, with the loot, their masks, and their guns, lying on the front seat in plain sight.
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Post by: JDBush61 on March 27, 2016, 11:34:56 PM
Plain sight clues are often missed by those expecting more complicated reasons.

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Post by: Pete! on March 28, 2016, 12:35:07 PM
Complicated reasons, and arguments are best left to amoral attorneys and disgraced politicians.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 28, 2016, 07:29:10 PM
Disgraced politicians may some day make a come back.

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Post by: JDBush61 on March 28, 2016, 08:13:08 PM
"Come back tomorrow, because today we have no bananas."

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Post by: Pete! on March 28, 2016, 08:32:08 PM
No bananas survived the onslaught of the starving lemurs.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on March 29, 2016, 08:19:56 AM
Starving lemurs have better foraging skills than starving humans.
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Post by: Pete! on March 29, 2016, 01:28:27 PM
Starving humans are seldom avid vegans.
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Post by: JDBush61 on March 29, 2016, 09:01:25 PM
Avid vegans avoid living in the Sahara, as well as in the Arctic and on Beveridge Reef.

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Post by: Pete! on March 29, 2016, 10:02:30 PM
Beveridge Reef has been rough on many boats hull integrity.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on March 30, 2016, 03:13:45 AM
Hull integrity, as well as a fridge full of cold beer, frozen t-bone steaks, and single-malt scotch, is of utmost importance when you are an ocean explorer.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 30, 2016, 09:22:21 AM
Ocean explorer is being sought after a cabi became vacant

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Post by: JDBush61 on March 30, 2016, 07:20:46 PM
Became vacant, but was quickly rented out to new tenants.

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Post by: Pete! on March 30, 2016, 08:19:11 PM
New tenants must provide a security deposit prior to occupancy.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on March 31, 2016, 12:01:11 AM
To occupancy, I give much less thought than I do to freedom.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 31, 2016, 11:10:38 AM
To freedom and beyond some how is not the same who would ever employ a Buzz Lightyear  that did not say to infinity and beyond.


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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on March 31, 2016, 12:49:10 PM
And beyond the next mountain, there's an endless desert.
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Post by: JDBush61 on April 01, 2016, 12:39:40 AM
"Endless Desert" is how many navigators describe the barren vastness of planet Earth's great oceans.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on April 01, 2016, 12:18:11 PM
Great oceans have too much water to be actual deserts.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 01, 2016, 07:33:52 PM
Actual deserts mysteries that  remain unsolved even to this day

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on April 01, 2016, 08:43:57 PM
This day in 1924, Adolf Hitler was sentenced to five years in jail, but he spent only nine months incarcerated, during which he wrote Mein Kampf.
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Post by: JDBush61 on April 02, 2016, 06:50:57 PM
Mein Kampf read, I placed it on the coffee table, sat back, closed my eyes, thought about pre-war Deutschland, then got dressed and walked down the street, weaving between packs of migrants, on my way to the Ocktoberfest tent to enjoy fresh sausage and tasty beer.
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Post by: Pete! on April 02, 2016, 09:41:28 PM
Tasty beer serving Fräulein is my only memory of the Hofbräuhaus in München.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on April 03, 2016, 03:12:28 PM
In München, I went to see the Michael Schenker Group open up for the Scorpions.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on April 03, 2016, 03:20:56 PM
The scorpions in Arizona haven't killed anyone in 20 years, because most medical facilities have antivenom available.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 03, 2016, 09:17:27 PM
Antivenom available for all that need any please hurry as there are only a limited amount in stock

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on April 04, 2016, 03:19:31 AM
In stock yards, I have no beef about getting down to the meat of the matter, yet hoofing it like a stampede of wild carnivores is not always the best approach for grabbing the bull by the horns.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 04, 2016, 09:48:38 AM
The horns on the thing were as wide as my car so there was no way I was going to confront hi head on.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on April 04, 2016, 12:24:14 PM
Head on collisions, at high speed, are generally considered undesirable.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on April 05, 2016, 09:51:57 PM
Considered undesirable, I stayed home and watched TV, as I had no date for the prom.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on April 05, 2016, 09:56:42 PM
The prom seems like a big deal, unless you're over sixteen.
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Post by: JDBush61 on April 06, 2016, 08:34:21 PM
Over sixteen is OK for some, depending on the laws of the state.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on April 06, 2016, 10:04:17 PM
The state is not kind to honest taxpayers.
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Post by: JDBush61 on April 07, 2016, 04:31:40 AM
Honest taxpayers usually know little about greater US history, and the Revenue Act of 1861 and the Sixteenth Amendment to the US Constitution in specific.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on April 07, 2016, 01:11:26 PM
In specific instances, taxes have been rescinded, but it's highly unusual.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on April 07, 2016, 06:06:12 PM
Highly unusual thoughts enter my head when I wake up drunk and half naked in the middle of the street.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on April 07, 2016, 06:10:45 PM
The street people took your belongings when you were passed out, then they took your clothes for laughs.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on April 07, 2016, 07:24:17 PM
For laughs, I sometimes run around half naked, even when not drunk.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on April 07, 2016, 08:51:00 PM
Not drunk until after breakfast, is an easy way to cut back on consumption.
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Post by: JDBush61 on April 07, 2016, 09:20:53 PM
On consumption I know loads, yet on sobriety I haven't a clue.
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Post by: Pete! on April 07, 2016, 09:44:35 PM
A clue was needed to solve the enigmatic puzzle.
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Post by: JDBush61 on April 08, 2016, 01:24:58 AM
Enigmatic puzzle solved, I turned my attention to the black bacon and burned toast.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 08, 2016, 10:24:03 AM
Burnt toast and hard not soft boiled eggs was not what were ordered.

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Post by: Pete! on April 08, 2016, 12:27:43 PM
Were ordered troops sent into battle without sufficient ammunition?
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Post by: JDBush61 on April 08, 2016, 09:25:45 PM
Sufficient ammunition is always needed when presenting your case in court.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on April 08, 2016, 09:43:46 PM
In court houses these days, they don't allow firearms, so your ammunition is kind of useless.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 09, 2016, 04:49:50 AM
Of useless things to say was I do not play the lottery as no one ever wins.

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Post by: JDBush61 on April 10, 2016, 02:00:13 PM
Ever wins and curtailing losses are visions that roll through the gambler's dreams.
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Post by: Pete! on April 10, 2016, 03:31:31 PM
Gambler's dreams of winning lead to more losing sucker bets.
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Post by: JDBush61 on April 11, 2016, 05:33:24 AM
Sucker bets at a Vegas poker table include "all in" when holding a pair of twos.
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Post by: JDBush61 on April 14, 2016, 03:20:56 AM
Of twos, I feel doubled, and of threes, I feel tripled, yet this game I play alone.  :)

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on April 14, 2016, 12:29:26 PM
Play alone, or the bullies will get you.
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Post by: JDBush61 on April 15, 2016, 12:24:54 AM
Get you some peanut butter, get you some jelly, slap that bad-boy "samich" together, and fill up your belly.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on April 15, 2016, 01:00:38 PM
Your belly is showing the effects of way too much jelly.
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Post by: JDBush61 on April 15, 2016, 08:06:00 PM
Much jelly is overrated, while much jam begs to be mated with lightly-toasted baguette, but what do we REALLY know about strawberry preserves?

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on April 15, 2016, 09:05:15 PM
Strawberry preserves don't count as fruit in your diet.
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Post by: JDBush61 on April 15, 2016, 11:28:11 PM
Your diet shouldn't solely consist of whisky, cigars, and pepperoni pizza.
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Post by: Pete! on April 16, 2016, 01:41:51 PM
Pepperoni pizza goes better with beer than it does with whiskey.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 16, 2016, 09:03:45 PM
With whiskey no I said brandy however whiskey works

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Post by: Pete! on April 16, 2016, 09:52:04 PM
Whiskey works well as a sleep aid, a cure for colds, a disinfectant, a general anesthetic, a pain killer, and when taken in sufficient quantities it makes you more mellow.
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Post by: JDBush61 on April 17, 2016, 12:33:39 AM
More mellow than a stampede of wild buffalos.
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Post by: Pete! on April 17, 2016, 12:32:44 PM
Wild buffaloes are not the source of buffalo wings.
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Post by: JDBush61 on April 18, 2016, 06:29:46 PM
Buffalo wings and beer make my taste buds quiver with anticipation.
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Post by: Pete! on April 18, 2016, 07:29:56 PM
With anticipation and undue eagerness, he opened the bottle before it was properly chilled.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 19, 2016, 04:45:37 AM
Properly chilled  is always the best way to serve any wine.

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Post by: Pete! on April 19, 2016, 12:15:55 PM
Any wine will keep my sister in law happy.
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Post by: JDBush61 on April 20, 2016, 12:39:44 AM
Law-happy, flag-waving, bible-waving do-gooders usually have the most skeletons in the closet.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 20, 2016, 08:29:18 AM
The closet was always very dark so we fitted a light.

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Post by: Pete! on April 20, 2016, 12:17:06 PM
A light beer, just doesn't satisfy like a real one.
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Post by: JDBush61 on April 20, 2016, 07:44:08 PM
Real "one-percenters" refuse to ride anything but a Harley.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on April 20, 2016, 08:32:59 PM
A Harley does best on paved surfaces.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on April 21, 2016, 12:21:40 AM
 Paved surfaces, and full-service rest stops, would have been a great benefit for the wagon-train settlers on their migration to California.
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Post by: Pete! on April 21, 2016, 12:22:12 PM
To California hippies, a vacation "trip" involves controlled substances.
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Post by: JDBush61 on April 21, 2016, 09:36:58 PM
Controlled substances mingled with non-controlled substances when California hippies tripped with Timothy Leary.

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Post by: Pete! on April 21, 2016, 09:57:46 PM
Timothy Leary fried his brain, and encouraged others to do likewise.
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Post by: JDBush61 on April 21, 2016, 10:20:51 PM
Do likewise, or do otherwise, it's all up to you.
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Post by: Pete! on April 22, 2016, 12:08:20 PM
To you brewers... conflagrations, you can brew it faster than I can drink it.
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Post by: winchester73 on April 22, 2016, 12:25:07 PM
Drink It Interns have the best job in the world, traveling the country, drinking beer, meeting brewers and tavern owners.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on April 22, 2016, 02:01:55 PM
Tavern owners are being held responsible for the acts of their impaired customers.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 23, 2016, 04:51:44 AM
Impaired customers were finding the new shop very difficult to maneuver.

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Post by: JDBush61 on April 23, 2016, 11:43:22 AM
To maneuver in waters with questionable depth, it's crucial to watch the fathoms and not run aground.

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Post by: Pete! on April 23, 2016, 01:13:36 PM
Run aground when your only other choice is sinking.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 24, 2016, 02:24:39 AM
Is Sinking said the first mate to the Captain of the Titanic.

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Post by: JDBush61 on April 24, 2016, 08:07:16 AM
The titanic dreams of youth are sometimes at odds with the realities of adult life.

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Post by: Pete! on April 24, 2016, 02:29:49 PM
Adult life never begins for some over privileged individuals.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 24, 2016, 08:12:00 PM
Privileged  individuals will get the chance of going around the race track in the safety car.

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Post by: Pete! on April 24, 2016, 09:43:47 PM
Safety car manuals are boring, hot rods are much cooler.
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Post by: JDBush61 on April 26, 2016, 01:45:48 AM
Much cooler than just reading car manuals, is to get completely smashed and totally stoned and then jump into your '69 Road Runner 440 6-pack, crank the engine, grab the Hurst 4-speed pistol-grip shifter, and blast down country roads in August while listening to "Toys In the Attic" on your"Mindblower" 6x9 coaxial speakers.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 26, 2016, 11:24:59 AM
Coaxia speakers are generally very well-engineered.

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Post by: Pete! on April 26, 2016, 12:54:57 PM
Well-engineered motor vehicles without a governor, can still get, speeding tickets.
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Post by: JDBush61 on April 26, 2016, 02:35:18 PM
Spending tickets are sometimes given to methamphetamine addicts.

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Post by: JDBush61 on April 26, 2016, 03:06:51 PM
Speeding tickets are sometimes given to methamphetamine addicts.  ;)
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Post by: Pete! on April 26, 2016, 03:19:06 PM
Methamphetamine addicts often experience premature hair loss.
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Post by: JDBush61 on April 28, 2016, 12:07:04 AM
Hair loss and table manners have never been of high concern to Tibetan yetis and sasquatch in Washington.

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Post by: Pete! on April 28, 2016, 01:00:58 PM
In Washington, the rain keep the Sasquatch a lot cleaner than those smelly Tibetan Yetis.   
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Post by: JDBush61 on April 28, 2016, 08:16:02 PM
Tibetan yetis are so white that they stick out like a sore thumb when on blind dates with sasquatch in Washington.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on April 28, 2016, 09:40:41 PM
In Washington, those who actually believe in Sasquatch are predominately Human-Neanderthal hybrids. 
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Post by: JDBush61 on April 29, 2016, 08:17:00 PM
Neanderthal hybrids have yearly post-war love-fests at Mensa.

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Post by: Pete! on April 29, 2016, 08:43:52 PM
At Mensa, they frown upon the wearing of poached yeti fur.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 30, 2016, 04:51:01 AM
Yeti fur was on sale at the little store near to where the last know sighing of a Yeti.

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Post by: Pete! on April 30, 2016, 01:31:53 PM
A Yeti mugged me this morning, and ate my homework.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 01, 2016, 07:27:11 PM
My Homework was always finished on time

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Post by: Pete! on May 01, 2016, 09:34:23 PM
"On time", in the language spoken by airline announcers, means some time within 48 hours of the published schedule.
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 02, 2016, 04:33:29 AM
Published schedule in hand, I climbed the hill and sat in the cold snow waiting for the annual yeti migration.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 02, 2016, 09:17:21 AM
Yeti migration starts around the time the weather warms up

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Post by: Pete! on May 02, 2016, 12:34:34 PM
Warms up the drunks in the crowd by telling a few off color jokes.
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 03, 2016, 10:03:49 PM
Color jokes with nonstop heavy sarcasm, especially if your name is Dennis Miller.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 04, 2016, 08:36:07 AM
Dennis Miller is one of america's stand-up comedians.

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Post by: Pete! on May 04, 2016, 12:51:10 PM
Stand-up comedians would starve if alcoholic beverages had never been discovered.
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 04, 2016, 11:02:07 PM
"Been discovered lately?", asked Chris Columbus when first landing in The Caribbean.
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Post by: Pete! on May 05, 2016, 12:29:50 PM
The Caribbean age of pirates began in the 1500s and died out in the 1830s after the navies of Western Europe and North America began combating pirates.
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 05, 2016, 12:36:18 PM
Combating pirates takes a sharp sword, an eyepatch, and strong Internet passwords.

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Post by: Pete! on May 05, 2016, 12:38:28 PM
Internet passwords should be different for each website, and changed frequently.
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 05, 2016, 12:40:15 PM
Changed frequently, my underwear stays clean and fresh.

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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 07, 2016, 04:55:19 AM
And fresh fish were on offer in the restaurant for the first time since the lake was refilled

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Post by: Pete! on May 07, 2016, 12:59:35 PM
Was refilled coffee, repeated too often, the cause of his nervous condition? 
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 07, 2016, 05:52:22 PM
Nervous condition treatments include alcohol, valium, and happy faces.

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Post by: Pete! on May 07, 2016, 06:11:52 PM
Happy faces are  being supplanted by Emojis.
 
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 07, 2016, 08:42:48 PM
By Emojis I mean the little gif images.

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Post by: Pete! on May 07, 2016, 09:51:50 PM
Gif images are sometimes animated and used for those annoying ads.
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 08, 2016, 01:04:49 AM
Annoying ads disrupt my peaceful Internet life.
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Post by: Pete! on May 08, 2016, 12:21:30 PM
Internet life converts the jocks into newbies, and the nerds get to sit at the cool kids table.
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 09, 2016, 01:25:24 AM
Kids-table food items included Oreos, Milk Duds, Twinkies, and grilled cheeseburgers.
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Post by: Pete! on May 09, 2016, 12:32:27 PM
Grilled cheeseburgers will disappear as soon as you let the dogs out.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 09, 2016, 07:57:59 PM
Dogs out she said to her children you go that way I'll go this way.

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Post by: Pete! on May 09, 2016, 08:23:58 PM
"This way", said the dictator, "or you'll be purged with extreme prejudice".
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 09, 2016, 08:56:00 PM
"Extreme prejudice", said the frontrunner, "should never be confused with extreme caution."

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Post by: Pete! on May 09, 2016, 09:06:19 PM
Extreme caution should be exercised when you get the urge to stand up during the infiltration course.
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 10, 2016, 06:37:21 AM
"Infiltration Course 101" was last on my list when signing up at Getting-Lost Nomad-Loner University.
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Post by: Pete! on May 10, 2016, 12:41:57 PM
Loner university students are spared the humiliation involved with fraternity initiations. 
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 10, 2016, 08:49:25 PM
Fraternity initiations for my generation had nothing to do with social justice warriors, microaggressions, triggers, or safe zones.
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Post by: Pete! on May 10, 2016, 09:58:56 PM
Safe zones are an illusion, as soon a they find one, it becomes known as the zombie cafeteria.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 12, 2016, 04:40:10 AM
zombie cafeteria has been set up next to the cemetery while the horror film is being filmed.

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Post by: Pete! on May 12, 2016, 01:03:58 PM
Being filmed, is not the wisest choice you can make, while you're engaging in "illegal activities".
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 13, 2016, 01:09:18 AM
Illegal activities should include humans born male demanding use of female changing and toilet facilities.

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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 13, 2016, 09:46:44 AM
Toilet facilities are located at the rear of the Building

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Post by: Pete! on May 13, 2016, 12:43:23 PM
The building manager sealed all the entrances to the secret tunnels, and instructed his staff to deny that they ever actually existed.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 14, 2016, 04:52:40 AM
Actually existed more ten million years ago.

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Post by: Pete! on May 14, 2016, 12:33:56 PM
Years ago, mammoth was a game animal.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 14, 2016, 06:00:17 PM
Game animal always party hard.

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Post by: Pete! on May 14, 2016, 06:08:57 PM
Party Hard is a video game in which you get to murder your neighbor's party guests for keeping you awake all night.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 15, 2016, 09:22:21 AM
All night long is a Lionel Richie classic.

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Post by: Pete! on May 15, 2016, 12:33:12 PM
 "Richie" classic car collections contain specimens that cost more than most houses.
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 15, 2016, 01:45:16 PM
Most houses, many RVs, and some boats have a toilet.

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Post by: Pete! on May 15, 2016, 01:54:11 PM
A toilet can be a welcome sight, after a few weeks in the wilderness with nothing but expired C rations.
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 16, 2016, 12:00:14 AM
C rations should not be confused with "sea" rations, and always make me ponder the existence of A and B rations.

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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 16, 2016, 07:49:35 AM
B Rations is a term used in the United States military for a meal provided to troops which was prepared using canned or preserved ingredients.

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Post by: Pete! on May 16, 2016, 12:16:22 PM
Preserved ingredients, were minority ingredients in A rations, which were only practical when refrigeration was readily available.
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 16, 2016, 04:15:35 PM
Readily available rations are vital when single-handed sailing across oceans.
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Post by: Pete! on May 16, 2016, 05:25:18 PM
Across oceans and continents, there are fauna that once created legends.
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 16, 2016, 06:26:09 PM
Created legends are sometimes written down in book form for millions of people to follow blindly with faith alone.

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Post by: Pete! on May 16, 2016, 06:49:20 PM
Faith alone will only convince those already faithful.
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 17, 2016, 12:17:25 AM
Already faithful followers don't require conversion.

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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 17, 2016, 04:41:14 AM
Require conversion the for sale notice said on the windscreen.


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Post by: Pete! on May 17, 2016, 12:18:47 PM
The windscreen was cracked, so the vehicle failed the safety inspection.
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 17, 2016, 09:18:04 PM
Safety-inspection prenuptial checklist included my overall mental health, my ability to financially support my wife, and an online poll as to whether or not I spend a dangerous amount of time each week playing word games at LandzDown.
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Post by: Pete! on May 17, 2016, 09:56:20 PM
At LandzDown, the word game players should stay single, their mental health is long gone, their jobs are at risk, and their spouses will accuse them of extreme neglect.
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 18, 2016, 09:46:54 PM
"Extreme neglect is why I demand a no-safe zone" exclaimed the modern feminist.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 20, 2016, 08:35:41 AM
Modern feminist author Caitlin Moran’s wrote a guide on that very subject.

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Post by: JDBush61 on May 23, 2016, 05:53:19 AM
Very subject-related word games require strict attention.

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Post by: Pete! on May 23, 2016, 12:51:53 PM
Strict attention to detail becomes difficult after the thirtieth beer.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 24, 2016, 02:38:15 PM
Thirtieth Beer Paddy could not walk home where I not been able to walk home for years.

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Post by: Pete! on May 24, 2016, 02:52:59 PM
For years, I had understood that Kentucky bourbon and Tennessee sour mash qualified as heart medicine, but thanks to Obamacare, my health insurance carrier no longer covers these critical medications.
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 25, 2016, 03:13:28 AM
Critical medications come in liquid form, and although my liver often complains, I sure don't.
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Post by: Pete! on May 25, 2016, 01:30:21 PM
Sure don't appreciate the tax levied on domestic spirituous libations.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 26, 2016, 04:52:24 AM
spirituous libations to flow at Smiling Skull Saloon.


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Post by: JDBush61 on May 26, 2016, 05:26:41 AM
"Skull Saloon?", I asked, then added "Wouldn't we have more fun at the Cranial Cocktail Cavern?"
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Post by: Pete! on May 26, 2016, 12:11:05 PM
Cocktail Cavern, is the hangout where we troglodytes gather to party like it's still the stone age.
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 27, 2016, 04:35:21 AM
Stone-age people had dreams of smelting ore, and air-conditioned yachts full of sirloin steaks and cold beer.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 27, 2016, 07:40:34 AM
Cold beer is always a warm welcome.

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Post by: Pete! on May 27, 2016, 12:36:43 PM
"Warm welcome", becomes "worn-out your welcome", when you stay too long.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 28, 2016, 09:16:20 PM
Too long we had to wait to get tickets to the final of Britons got talent but worth every minute she said
Apparently.

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Post by: Pete! on May 28, 2016, 09:33:20 PM
Said apparently nonsense, but it made more sense after a few bottles became empty.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 29, 2016, 05:31:37 AM
Became empty to fast so our son Karl brought us a glass that holds a quart I place of the pint glass.

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Post by: Pete! on May 29, 2016, 12:14:00 PM
Pint glass was the perfect serving size for beer, until the metric system, nobody wanted to be the wimp who ordered a "half" of anything, so we all became a bunch of drunks from ordering full liter mugs.
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Post by: JDBush61 on May 30, 2016, 01:26:10 AM
Liter mugs, not software bugs, make me a happy man.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 30, 2016, 02:22:26 AM
Happy man now that his decree nisei through.

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Post by: Pete! on May 30, 2016, 12:31:47 PM
Nisei through two generations, he was thoroughly assimilated into the local culture.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on June 01, 2016, 08:15:00 AM
Local Culture frozen yogurt and juice bar are an healthy alternative to those fat laden ice creams.   

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Post by: Pete! on June 01, 2016, 12:19:13 PM
Ice creams being sold at health food stores, defeat the purpose of indulging in a guilty pleasure.
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Post by: JDBush61 on June 02, 2016, 04:32:52 AM
Guilty pleasure and self indulgences are things that I live for. 
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on June 02, 2016, 04:49:39 AM
Live for today do not wish the days gone just to be that one day older because as you get older you you'll be hope the days go slower.

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Post by: Pete! on June 02, 2016, 04:02:27 PM
Go slower or you'll get a ticket, it's a school zone.
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Post by: JDBush61 on June 02, 2016, 09:46:57 PM
School-zone crosswalk guards are usually bored elderly retirees.

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Post by: Pete! on June 02, 2016, 10:07:46 PM
Elderly retirees get part time jobs and delight in making the full time workers look like featherbedding slackers.
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Post by: JDBush61 on June 03, 2016, 05:30:48 AM
Featherbedding slackers at a multiplication factor spanning far beyond the known horizon will result in the fall of Western civilization should the 'wrong' party stay in power next November.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on June 03, 2016, 09:04:13 AM
Next November October fest wil Includ the full thirty days for the first time

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Post by: Pete! on June 03, 2016, 12:51:46 PM
First time voters, will be very confused, given the choices.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on June 04, 2016, 04:51:28 AM
The choices was not up to much just one percent off we may have conciderd it if they would have knocked ten percent off.

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Post by: Pete! on June 04, 2016, 11:54:52 AM
Percent off coupons, still leave the retailer a comfortable profit margin.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on June 05, 2016, 11:29:59 AM
Profit margin was down by 0.3% for the first 3 months of the year,

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Post by: Pete! on June 05, 2016, 12:10:02 PM
 Year Without a Summer (1816)  was an agricultural disaster.
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Post by: winchester73 on June 05, 2016, 03:44:02 PM
Agricultural disaster assistance is made available to farmers who have suffered losses in production due to drought, flood, fire, freeze, tornadoes, pest infestation, and other natural calamities.
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Post by: Pete! on June 05, 2016, 04:39:29 PM
Natural calamities, as opposed to unnatural calamities, are not the result of supernatural intervention.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on June 06, 2016, 06:21:37 AM
Supernatural intervention was taken shortly after the bright lights were spotted in the night sky.

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Post by: Pete! on June 06, 2016, 11:42:24 AM
Night sky stargazing, eventually led to horoscopes and other superstitions.
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Post by: JDBush61 on June 06, 2016, 08:48:32 PM
Other superstitions, such as cats with black fur, indoor open umbrellas, the number 13 on Friday, and red sky in morning, should always be taken with extreme caution.

"Red sky at night, sailor's delight, red sky in morning, sailors take warning."
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Post by: Pete! on June 06, 2016, 09:44:28 PM
Extreme caution is advisable when checking to see if a shark is still alive.
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Post by: JDBush61 on June 07, 2016, 12:31:10 AM
"Still Alive!", will be the name of the final live album by KISS, recorded when they do their final concert at Madison Square Gardens in leather & spandex wheelchairs.
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Post by: Pete! on June 07, 2016, 12:38:41 PM
Spandex wheelchairs may not be very practical, but they fit just about anyone.
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Post by: JDBush61 on June 08, 2016, 03:04:57 AM
About anyone can learn three chords, yet writing a hit song is a completely different ball of wax.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on June 08, 2016, 12:54:12 PM
Of wax products, earwax and beeswax are the most common "natural" versions.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on June 08, 2016, 11:31:23 PM
Natural versions of human emotion include warm smiles, loving hugs, angry sneers, and a strong slap to the face.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on June 09, 2016, 06:34:24 AM
The face painted a superb picture with the way it hit the fresh cream gateau.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on June 09, 2016, 12:40:45 PM
 Cream gateau, isn't something you can make from a store brand mix.
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Post by: JDBush61 on June 09, 2016, 10:01:58 PM
"Brand mix" is when one software company buys another software company.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on June 10, 2016, 12:18:11 AM
Software company stock, isn't the goldmine it was in the late eighties.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on June 10, 2016, 07:42:45 AM
Late eighties One bed flat in Manchester sells for £500.000.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on June 10, 2016, 12:47:42 PM
For £500.000. I'll pour you a cup of home brewed coffee.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: winchester73 on June 10, 2016, 01:50:34 PM
Brewed coffee for her, hot chocolate for him.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Deborah on June 10, 2016, 01:59:42 PM
Deerstalker hat fell to the ground, only to be trampled by someone's mystery feet.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on June 12, 2016, 12:33:11 PM
Mystery feet not here as those that know me knows I have wheels of mystery.

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Post by: winchester73 on June 12, 2016, 05:04:16 PM
Of mystery to me is how Deborah derived Deerstalker hat from for him.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on June 12, 2016, 05:35:21 PM
For him, the goal is to drink beer faster than it can be brewed, and when the world's supply is depleted, auction off the last keg.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on June 13, 2016, 09:04:58 AM
Last keg !!!  Peter said I would have had a heart attack if we had not got our own brewery

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on June 13, 2016, 11:50:17 AM
Own brewery stock, and you'll never go completely broke.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on June 15, 2016, 03:10:27 AM
Completely broke is OK, as long as you have a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon in the fridge, a jumbo can of Planters Peanuts, and wind in your sails.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on June 15, 2016, 11:52:22 AM
Your sails appear to have more square feet of patches than original canvas.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on June 16, 2016, 12:21:39 AM
Original canvas, or cheap lithograph?

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on June 16, 2016, 04:53:13 AM
Cheap Lithograph printing has brought the price of printing down so that a small business can now afford have that Proffessinal look to there business stationary.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on June 16, 2016, 12:28:25 PM
Business stationary should be used up before you change your company logo.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on June 16, 2016, 09:40:02 PM
Company logo design is very important for product branding.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on June 17, 2016, 06:37:33 AM
Product branding is given to a newly created product by a company so every one know who's made it.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on June 17, 2016, 11:59:31 AM
Made it in the big city, but failed in the rural boondocks.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on June 17, 2016, 10:37:32 PM
"Rural boondocks" cannot be taken out of the boy, yet the boy can be taken out of the rural boondocks.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on June 18, 2016, 01:03:15 PM
Rural boondocks, to a "city boy", haven't been the same since the movie "Deliverance".
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on June 18, 2016, 08:56:33 PM
Movie "Deliverance was very good and very creepy!
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on June 18, 2016, 09:51:21 PM
Very creepy zombies sued the living for unspecified damages.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on June 19, 2016, 02:04:54 AM
Unspecified damages are why I walk the straight line.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on June 19, 2016, 12:51:50 PM
Straight line graphs are beyond the comprehension of many liberal arts majors.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on June 19, 2016, 03:52:00 PM
Arts majors failed math and science in high school.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on June 19, 2016, 04:05:42 PM
High school wasn't originally intended to be a place to learn about getting high.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on June 21, 2016, 12:44:14 AM
Getting high, growing long hair, and living in communes, is what American hippies used to do in the 1960s.

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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on June 21, 2016, 04:48:39 AM
The 1960s saw the first man on the moon

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on June 21, 2016, 12:00:22 PM
The moon makes me turn into a ravenous monster wolf, inspiring my neighbors to make very intolerant comments.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on June 22, 2016, 05:47:04 AM
Intolerant comments are always needed for idiots who cross over the line.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on June 22, 2016, 11:55:16 AM
The line between idiots and normals is getting very fuzzy.
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Post by: Deborah on June 22, 2016, 11:31:23 PM
Very fuzzy thinking gives way to strange behavior
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Post by: JDBush61 on June 23, 2016, 12:13:16 AM
Strange behavior signals a person of great intellect.

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Post by: Pete! on June 23, 2016, 12:10:38 PM
Great intellect doesn't necessarily engender great ideas.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on June 23, 2016, 01:07:35 PM
Great ideas will come if you drive for hours on the freeway alone in your car in complete silence.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on June 23, 2016, 02:37:03 PM
Complete silence is my favorite musical composition.

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Post by: JDBush61 on June 24, 2016, 02:43:53 AM
Musical composition class stifles artist creativity.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on June 24, 2016, 12:07:56 PM
Artist creativity is just an excuse not to get a real job.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on June 24, 2016, 02:48:58 PM
Real job are joy sure as it looks like you be fiddling your fingers most of the day.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on June 24, 2016, 05:23:54 PM
The day started with a hangover, and ended with an epic bender.
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Post by: winchester73 on June 25, 2016, 12:50:33 AM
Epic bender aside, given the expense, he couldn't believe he drank the entire bottle of 23 year old Family Reserve 95.6 proof Pappy Van Winkle.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on June 25, 2016, 04:57:34 AM
Van Winkle what a lovely whiskey as a few of you know I like the odd little glass full  ;)

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on June 25, 2016, 02:33:38 PM
Glass full of kirschwasser, and cola, turned out to be a superior substitute for that Dr. Pepper swill.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on June 26, 2016, 07:28:45 AM
pepper swill is nice but brandy I find is much better.


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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on June 26, 2016, 11:40:39 AM
Much better doesn't mean much when the bar is set so low.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on June 27, 2016, 03:28:13 AM
So low on cash that I was forced to panhandle in front of 7/11 to get enough coin to buy a 40-ounce Schlitz Malt Liquor.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on June 27, 2016, 04:44:29 PM
Malt Liquor has made alcoholism possible on a strict austerity budget. 
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on June 27, 2016, 07:06:12 PM
Austerity budget that is imposed on a country by its government.

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Post by: Pete! on June 27, 2016, 08:09:11 PM
Its government had absolutely no control over the economy, yet it tried to take credit for good times, and it's detractors blamed it when things went south
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Post by: JDBush61 on June 28, 2016, 12:00:59 AM
Went south, north, east, and west, and still felt very directionless.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on June 28, 2016, 11:49:29 AM
Very directionless plans keep options open.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on June 29, 2016, 06:49:08 PM
Options open so that if need be we can always change to another supplier

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Post by: Pete! on June 29, 2016, 07:22:12 PM
Another supplier was tricked into making a high bid, so the contract could be awarded to the politician's crony.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on June 30, 2016, 04:40:08 AM
  Politicians crony Was rewarded by 28% when Clinton was in office.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on June 30, 2016, 11:56:20 AM
In office politics, there are no winners.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on June 30, 2016, 06:32:41 PM
No winners means the lotto stande at £58 million.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on June 30, 2016, 07:28:11 PM
£58 million was worth more back in the old days, now it won't even buy a crooked politician's aide.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on June 30, 2016, 08:06:08 PM
Politician's aide pled the 5th on the illegal home server, Benghazi, and her continuous lies, fake compassion, and amazingly bad character.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on June 30, 2016, 08:20:08 PM
Bad character references, normally not used when seeking employment, may be useful when applying for a job with a criminal enterprise.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on July 04, 2016, 04:16:02 AM
Criminal enterprise professionals know when to hang low, be quiet, and stay under the radar.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on July 04, 2016, 12:37:24 PM
The radar used by the Navy in the early days, allegedly leaked so much stray microwave radiation, that sailors claimed they could keep warm by staying near the antenna.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on July 04, 2016, 11:41:28 PM
The antenna I used in the '60s, unlike those of today, could also be used as a laundry rack or a horizontal grill to cook tasty steaks.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on July 05, 2016, 04:42:22 AM
Tasty steaks can be had this weekend at our BBQ as we in the uk we will be holding our BBQ in doors to be sure we can not be rained off.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on July 05, 2016, 12:00:55 PM
Rained off and on all morning, so we cancelled the picnic, then the weather turned perfect.
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Post by: JDBush61 on July 05, 2016, 09:27:42 PM
Turned perfect russet potatoes into a plate of soggy undercooked French fries.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on July 05, 2016, 10:00:43 PM
French fries are seldom advertised as such in France, they call them something else.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on July 06, 2016, 12:05:47 AM
Something else is needed when you keep flirting and keep getting slapped.

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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on July 06, 2016, 06:41:15 AM
Getting slapped at the shops tills in front of all the other shoppers was the worst thing he could have done.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on July 06, 2016, 11:59:25 AM
Have done with all that nonsense, and concentrate on things that actually matter.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on July 06, 2016, 11:53:49 PM
Actually, matter-of-fact statements are sometimes false.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on July 07, 2016, 04:50:52 AM
Sometimes false readings can lead to an over dose of insulin causing a of insulin causing a hypo

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on July 07, 2016, 05:07:53 AM
A hypo, a piece of surgical tubing, a book of matches, a spoon, and a freshly-scored bag of China White is all a good junkie needs.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on July 07, 2016, 12:23:15 PM
Sometimes false positives on per-employment drug tests are caused by all those drugs you took.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on July 07, 2016, 08:36:40 PM
You took one to many turns you should have only turned right twice never mind your car looks so good as there water feature.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on July 07, 2016, 08:38:32 PM
Water feature sales declined after the word got out regarding defective pumps.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on July 07, 2016, 08:44:52 PM
Defective pumps meant that motorist's were left with out fuel for three days.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on July 07, 2016, 08:49:05 PM
Three days until the day after tomorrow and still counting.
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Post by: JDBush61 on July 08, 2016, 12:29:21 AM
Still counting on Americans to make the correct choice next November, as the Attorney General and Director of the FBI have proven themselves to be completely corrupt.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on July 08, 2016, 12:46:06 PM
Completely corrupt local government officials gave all the contracts to the cronies of the largest doners.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on July 09, 2016, 04:47:17 AM
Largest donors are those that have a blood group O around 48%.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on July 09, 2016, 01:16:45 PM
Around 48% of us have no idea which candidate would do the most damage, party affiliations have become irrelevant.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on July 09, 2016, 06:43:29 PM
Become "irrelevant" by the end of the century, the shadow chancellor has suggested.

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Post by: JDBush61 on July 11, 2016, 04:25:34 AM
Has suggested that he will secure the borders, enforce immigration law, bring back manufacturing jobs, and eliminate insider and lobbyist-related corruption in Washington, so there's nothing at all wrong with THAT agenda.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on July 11, 2016, 12:02:47 PM
That agenda wasn't made available in a timely manner.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on July 12, 2016, 03:12:45 AM
Timely manner practices are greatly appreciated by those who are waiting on you.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on July 12, 2016, 04:44:11 AM
On you now the dame things going to sting someone in a minute.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on July 12, 2016, 03:40:46 PM
A minute ago, I was responding to a different submission.
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Post by: JDBush61 on July 12, 2016, 07:44:01 PM
Different submission, yet our research manuscript got the same rejection.

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Post by: Pete! on July 12, 2016, 07:56:58 PM
Same rejection letter was received from six different companies, nothing like personalizing.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on July 14, 2016, 03:19:56 AM
Like personalizing an e-mail, I included derogatory statements, triggering remarks, offensive terminology, and schoolboy vulgarity.

 
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on July 14, 2016, 04:47:28 AM
Schoolboy vulgarity and bulling was said to be the cause of death.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on July 14, 2016, 12:11:39 PM
Of death by "vulgarity and bulling", that appears to have become a concern in the early stages of the "snowflake generation".
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: winchester73 on July 14, 2016, 12:57:11 PM
Snowflake generation millennials love being offended by everything
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on July 14, 2016, 01:33:37 PM
By everything I've seen, since I discovered internet forums, no one ever changes a strongly held belief, because of something someone else posted on the internet.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on July 14, 2016, 03:43:51 PM
The Internet taught me many fun new terms, such as "triggering", "micro-aggressions", "social justice warriors", "safe zones", and "snowflake generation millennials".
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on July 14, 2016, 04:38:44 PM

"Generation millennials" sensitivities  has actually reduced the effectiveness of drill sergeants.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on July 14, 2016, 09:07:00 PM
Drill sergeants were always the hardest to please.

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Post by: Pete! on July 14, 2016, 09:27:10 PM
To please a drill sergeant, do exactly what he tells you to do, with more energy, and speed, than is humanly possible, and execute it with absolute perfection. 
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Post by: JDBush61 on July 14, 2016, 11:46:04 PM
Absolute perfection is what sent men to the moon, created the Internet, and forged Japanese Samurai swords, yet what we have today is a bunch of millennial milk-toast gender-challenged crybabies who are emotional cripples.
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Post by: Pete! on July 15, 2016, 01:02:36 PM
Emotional cripples, are back in the gene pool, and the next dominant species is waiting to take over.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on July 16, 2016, 04:44:04 AM
Take over from the management was the only way forward as without there intervention firm would have gone under for sure.

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Post by: Pete! on July 16, 2016, 12:52:33 PM
For sure fire problem solving, try using your brain, instead of your impulses.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on July 16, 2016, 06:52:16 PM
Your impulses seem to always land you in trouble.

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Post by: Pete! on July 16, 2016, 09:50:30 PM
In trouble free times when you're financially secure, save $omething for the bad times.
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Post by: JDBush61 on July 17, 2016, 02:19:47 AM
Bad times should always be looked upon as windows of opportunity.

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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on July 17, 2016, 07:58:25 PM
Of opportunity for beginners their starting pay is one of the best for new school leavers some £12 an hour.

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Post by: Pete! on July 17, 2016, 09:35:55 PM
An hour spent fishing, doesn't count as part of your allotted lifespan. 
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Post by: JDBush61 on July 18, 2016, 12:02:56 PM
Allotted lifespan for mosquitos on my skin is zero seconds.

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Post by: Pete! on July 18, 2016, 12:22:35 PM
Zero seconds, for the quarter mile, is a drag racers dream.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on July 19, 2016, 07:57:43 PM
Racers dream of becoming world champions.

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Post by: Pete! on July 19, 2016, 08:42:58 PM
World champions are soon forgotten, unless they do something weird later.
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Post by: JDBush61 on July 20, 2016, 01:21:02 AM
Weird later events made me wish that I had not gotten smashed blacked-out drunk at the local pub.
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Post by: Pete! on July 20, 2016, 12:20:16 PM
Local pub owners objected to the new anti happy hour ordinance.
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Post by: JDBush61 on July 21, 2016, 02:00:30 AM
Hour ordinance notifications should be abolished, especially for professional alcoholics.
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Post by: Pete! on July 21, 2016, 12:16:04 PM
Professional alcoholics don't get paid much, but they enjoy their work immensely.
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Post by: JDBush61 on July 22, 2016, 05:56:01 AM
Work immensely overwhelms me, so I soothe myself by going to the local pub to get drunk!  ;)
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Post by: Pete! on July 22, 2016, 12:04:37 PM
Get drunk at home, so you won't have to drive.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on July 22, 2016, 08:06:25 PM
To drive up some of the hills may have not been possible if we had not got our X-Trail.

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Post by: Pete! on July 22, 2016, 08:35:27 PM
Our X-Trail didn't work to well with dead batteries, and water in the fuel tank.
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Post by: Deborah on July 22, 2016, 09:37:18 PM
Fuel tank fill should never be water..
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Post by: JDBush61 on July 24, 2016, 01:06:39 AM
Be water borne while sailing, as it's much better than hitting the rocks.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on July 24, 2016, 12:20:57 PM
The rocks thrown at the people in glass houses, created homelessness.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on July 24, 2016, 01:10:19 PM
Created homelessness is be cause of the rise of the interest rate putting evan more people evicted due to repossession.

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Post by: Pete! on July 24, 2016, 02:53:05 PM
"To repossession", said the exorcist, as he raised his glass to his best source of employment opportunities.
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Post by: JDBush61 on July 25, 2016, 12:27:01 AM
Employment opportunities in the inner city include prostitution, selling crack, and being a Soros-funded leftist protester.

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Post by: Pete! on July 25, 2016, 11:53:34 AM
Leftist protester jobs are being filled as we speak.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on July 25, 2016, 12:17:09 PM
We speak about being an alcoholic at the AA meetings the chap said.

( Hmm  :o I'll stick to my brandy )

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on July 25, 2016, 01:37:48 PM
Chap said, "I'm too drunk to drive to an AA meeting, and intend to stay that way for the foreseeable future".
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on July 26, 2016, 04:50:10 AM
Foreseeable future look quite Rosie

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Post by: JDBush61 on July 26, 2016, 05:13:58 AM
"Quite Rosie" was the original title of the 1977 AC/DC rocker "Whole Lotta Rosie".
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Post by: Pete! on July 26, 2016, 12:13:47 PM
"Lotta Rosie", was the nickname she hated after a minor weight gain.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on July 26, 2016, 02:30:03 PM
Weight gain was required for De Niro to shoot the second half of Raging Bull.
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Post by: Pete! on July 26, 2016, 03:26:59 PM
Raging Bull horns gored all who dared enter the Minotaur's labyrinth.
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Post by: JDBush61 on July 27, 2016, 12:02:34 AM
"Minotaur's labyrinth of lies!", yelled his mother as he tried to explain why he was late getting home.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on July 27, 2016, 09:33:44 AM
Getting home the first thing we do is to put the kettle on.

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Post by: Pete! on July 27, 2016, 12:10:23 PM
Kettle on the fire, filled with stew, kept everyone fed regardless of their erratic schedules.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on July 28, 2016, 12:35:16 AM
Erratic schedules has been the story of my life since being kicked out of the nest.

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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on July 28, 2016, 04:57:30 AM
The vest saved his life with out it he would have died.

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Post by: JDBush61 on July 28, 2016, 05:00:46 AM
Have died eagles ever returned from the grave to flay back to the NEST? ;)
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Post by: Pete! on July 28, 2016, 12:49:32 PM
“The Nest” is a novel, by Cynthia D’Aprix Sweeney, about squabbling siblings.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on July 29, 2016, 01:16:23 AM
Squabbling siblings were wrestling on the floor, fighting to see who would get the last piece of pepperoni pizza.

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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on July 29, 2016, 09:01:16 AM
Pepperoni pizza is not for me yuk give me an Hawaiian any day.

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Post by: Pete! on July 29, 2016, 12:41:20 PM
Any day without pepperoni pizza, washed down with beer, is a day of absolute misery.
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Post by: JDBush61 on July 30, 2016, 02:34:16 AM
Absolute misery was endured as we waited for the delivery of six large pepperoni pizzas, with extra pepperoni.

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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on July 30, 2016, 06:18:35 AM
Extra pepperoni  was ordered but was not added so we were given two voucher to spend in store.

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Post by: Pete! on July 30, 2016, 12:57:04 PM
"In store credit", in lieu of a refund, doesn't help if they don't carry anything you can use.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on July 31, 2016, 07:45:52 PM
Can use almost anything within reason as long as it costs less then £1000

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Post by: Pete! on July 31, 2016, 09:14:27 PM
Then, £1000 could buy a lot more than it does now, but I'm in the States, and more concerned about the dollar.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on July 31, 2016, 09:48:15 PM
The dollar, like all fiat money, is often only worth the paper that it is printed on.

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Post by: Pete! on August 01, 2016, 01:31:22 PM
Printed on supercalendered paper stock, it resembled a glossy magazine, rather than a cheap insert.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on August 02, 2016, 12:07:50 AM
Cheap insert doors on 8-track tape players forced me to switch to compact discs.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 02, 2016, 10:56:54 AM
Compact discs will soon stopped being sold in our local shop.


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Post by: Pete! on August 02, 2016, 12:33:02 PM
Local shop owners agreed to stop engaging in price wars.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on August 02, 2016, 05:10:20 PM
Price wars are better than covert operations.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on August 02, 2016, 06:55:26 PM
Covert operations haven't been so covert since leaking stopped being seen as aberrant behavior.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on August 03, 2016, 01:43:48 AM
Aberrant behavior can often be seen in children who are not raised properly.

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Post by: Pete! on August 03, 2016, 01:05:14 PM
Raised properly, even the dog breeds with the worst reputations, can be loving pets.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on August 03, 2016, 02:39:57 PM
Loving pets bring in the morning paper, and aggressively bite strangers.

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Post by: Pete! on August 03, 2016, 02:45:52 PM
Bite strangers only after they're thoroughly cooked, or risk exposure to stranger borne pathogens.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on August 04, 2016, 12:00:46 AM
Borne pathogens should never be confused with The Bourne Supremacy.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on August 04, 2016, 12:45:26 PM
Bourne Supremacy (The), got a score of 81% from "Rotten Tomatoes".
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 04, 2016, 08:05:21 PM
Rotten Tomatoes will at least be going on the compost heap,

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Post by: Pete! on August 04, 2016, 08:40:14 PM
Compost heap maintenance is lots of very smelly work.
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Post by: JDBush61 on August 05, 2016, 04:05:24 AM
Smelly work includes fishmonger, garbageman, septic-tank cleaner, and searching for narcotics at the airport.  ;)
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on August 05, 2016, 12:37:21 PM
The airport needs cleaner rest rooms, and shorter lines.
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Post by: winchester73 on August 05, 2016, 01:51:51 PM
Shorter lines and wait times would make Disney World a lot more fun.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on August 05, 2016, 02:00:55 PM
More fun can be had, if you just stop worrying about the small stuff.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 07, 2016, 08:57:25 AM
Small stuff sell all the items for your model village and dolls house

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Post by: Pete! on August 07, 2016, 12:36:25 PM
Dolls house furniture is way too small for my big Butt.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 07, 2016, 06:45:01 PM
Big but needed to put down the bottom of our garden to collect the rain water off the garage roof.

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Post by: JDBush61 on August 07, 2016, 06:47:53 PM
Garage roof patched, I turned my attention to the leaky out house.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on August 07, 2016, 07:10:55 PM
Out house maintenance involves lots of scrubbing with lye.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on August 07, 2016, 09:00:10 PM
With lye, I clean my out house, and with lies, I clean my conscience.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on August 07, 2016, 09:37:28 PM
My conscience won't let me do that now.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on August 08, 2016, 01:16:03 AM
"That!, now here!, you lazy worthless sod", said the boss to the lowly grunt.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on August 08, 2016, 12:13:48 PM
Lowly "grunt" (aka "Marine" or "Infantryman"), unlike "pogue", is a term of grateful affection.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on August 08, 2016, 08:01:41 PM
Grateful affection is what socialists demand from the starving masses.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on August 08, 2016, 08:40:45 PM
Starving masses don't have many successful revolutions, because they're too weak from starvation to have enough energy.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on August 09, 2016, 01:02:41 AM
Enough energy to raise the glass, yet not enough to finish the drink.

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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 09, 2016, 06:41:43 AM
The drunk was five times over the drink drive limit but was able to walk in a strate line.

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Post by: Pete! on August 09, 2016, 12:30:00 PM
Strate line or not, between misspelling "straight", and the breathalyzer results, he was found guilty and sentenced in the local court.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on August 10, 2016, 01:35:43 AM
Local court proceedings were briefly interrupted by the judge thumbing through his pocket dictionary.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on August 10, 2016, 12:51:03 PM
Pocket dictionary contents may not include some obscure words.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on August 10, 2016, 11:40:46 PM
Obscure words baffle the unenlightened.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 11, 2016, 04:52:28 AM
The unenlightened masses let it happen

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Post by: JDBush61 on August 19, 2016, 10:44:53 PM
It happened that I just had to change that word.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on August 20, 2016, 12:38:52 PM
That word shouldn't be used in polite discourse.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on August 21, 2016, 12:33:47 PM
Polite discourse often overshadows needed critical thinking.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on August 21, 2016, 01:23:24 PM
Critical thinking is rare among opinionated people.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on August 22, 2016, 10:04:21 PM
Opinionated people always avoid debate.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on August 23, 2016, 12:43:23 PM
Avoid debate with a lawyer or a politician, if you score a point, they revert to "talking points" unrelated to the subject at hand.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on August 23, 2016, 01:04:58 PM
At hand, one wild turkey is better than two in the bush.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on August 23, 2016, 01:54:41 PM
The bush was so thick and full of thorns, that it served as an effective intruder deterrent.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on August 23, 2016, 08:43:20 PM
Intruder deterrent measures include a firewall, an antivirus program, and a loaded shotgun.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on August 23, 2016, 09:03:02 PM
Loaded shotgun shells (rock salt), were used to discourage pranksters with what was usually nonlethal force.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on August 23, 2016, 11:57:20 PM
Nonlethal force is usually all that's needed to handle drunken and unruly bar patrons.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on August 24, 2016, 12:38:15 PM
Bar patrons were not overjoyed at the prospect of another prohibition era.
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Post by: winchester73 on August 24, 2016, 06:28:36 PM
Prohibition Era bootleggers rigged their Fords and Chevrolets with heavy duty suspensions, hidden compartments, and drop flaps, which dumped their cargo if they couldn’t outrun the police.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on August 24, 2016, 06:35:26 PM
The police in my town appear reluctant to issue residents speeding tickets.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on August 24, 2016, 10:19:30 PM
Speeding tickets should always be given to methamphetamine addicts.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on August 25, 2016, 01:23:42 PM
Methamphetamine addicts usually have unflattering mugshots.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on August 25, 2016, 03:46:15 PM
Unflattering mugshots prompted me to give up snorting speed and get back to booting smack.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on August 25, 2016, 04:21:18 PM
Booting smack talking athletes off the team improved public relations, but the win-loss statistics suffered.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Corrine on August 25, 2016, 07:58:57 PM
Statistics suffered at LzD when the game went in the previous direction!
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on August 25, 2016, 08:08:31 PM
Previous direction did not satisfy the movie's backers, so a new director was hired to start from scratch.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on August 25, 2016, 09:02:16 PM
From scratch, I wrote a new software program with one 1 and one 0, yet it doesn't seem to do anything.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on August 25, 2016, 09:32:26 PM
Do anything, but don't just stand there looking confused.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on August 25, 2016, 11:20:29 PM
Looking confused, the staff member failed to understand my English when I said "Big Mac, please."

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Post by: Pete! on August 26, 2016, 12:32:52 PM
Mac, please stop singing E I E I O every time a farm animal is mentioned.
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Post by: JDBush61 on August 26, 2016, 08:48:21 PM
Is mentioned "political correctness" politically incorrect?
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Post by: Pete! on August 26, 2016, 09:28:16 PM
Politically incorrect slurs are now discouraged in basic training, so no one wants to be a drill sergeant anymore.
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Post by: JDBush61 on August 27, 2016, 07:41:03 AM
"Sergeant, anymore of these canned rations and the troops are going to vomit!"



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Post by: Pete! on August 27, 2016, 12:40:58 PM
To vomit after eating the C-rations, will result in a court martial for wasting government resources.
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Post by: JDBush61 on August 27, 2016, 05:46:10 PM
Government resources wasted on mock investigations into home e-mail servers.

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Post by: Pete! on August 27, 2016, 05:57:22 PM
E-mail servers that are provided by the employer, may be scrutinized by the employer's policy enforcers.
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Post by: JDBush61 on August 27, 2016, 10:30:07 PM
Policy enforcers must actually enforce policies to legitimately be called policy enforcers.

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Post by: Pete! on August 28, 2016, 12:13:10 PM
Policy enforcers, from the homeowners association, were told to "get off my lawn".
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Post by: JDBush61 on August 28, 2016, 01:52:09 PM
My lawn is a sacred place, said the typical idiotic American factory worker.

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Post by: Pete! on August 28, 2016, 02:20:40 PM
Factory worker skills are hard to sell unless you're a well programmed computer.
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Post by: JDBush61 on August 28, 2016, 08:12:52 PM
Programmed computer bots built our new four-door sedan.

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Post by: Pete! on August 28, 2016, 09:33:47 PM
"Door sedan", preceded by a number, gives you a hint about an automobile's body style, and ease of passenger entry.
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Post by: JDBush61 on August 28, 2016, 11:20:57 PM
Passenger entry is usually via a single companionway in most sailing yachts.

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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 29, 2016, 08:51:10 AM
Sailing yachts are in big demand for use as an alternative Holliday experience.

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Post by: Pete! on August 29, 2016, 12:50:36 PM
Holiday experience, has been compared to PTSD by overwhelmed celebrants.
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Post by: JDBush61 on August 30, 2016, 12:48:53 AM
Overwhelmed celebrants fainted with the beers still in their hands.
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Post by: Pete! on August 30, 2016, 11:58:03 AM
Their hands were tied by the bureaucratic rules.
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Post by: JDBush61 on August 30, 2016, 01:05:42 PM
Bureaucratic rules are the seeds of the term "red tape".
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Post by: Pete! on August 30, 2016, 04:04:17 PM
Red tape is used with other colors for use in electrical phase identification, color coding of motor leads and piping systems, and for marking safety areas clearly.
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Post by: JDBush61 on August 30, 2016, 09:57:25 PM
Areas clearly demarcated with two black diamonds are meant exclusively for expert downhill snow skiers.

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Post by: Pete! on August 31, 2016, 01:10:30 PM
Snow skiers adapted their sport to sand dunes during the summer months.
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Post by: JDBush61 on August 31, 2016, 08:24:21 PM
Summer months are when the living is easy, the fish are jumping, and the cotton is high.

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Post by: Pete! on August 31, 2016, 08:31:03 PM
Is high school enough education for a manufacturing job?
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Post by: JDBush61 on August 31, 2016, 08:33:41 PM
Manufacturing job in hand, the eighth-grader quit school, as a high school education was not needed.

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Post by: Pete! on August 31, 2016, 08:38:06 PM
Not needed until he wanted a better job, he had to find someone who could teach a forty-year-old calculus.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on August 31, 2016, 08:43:34 PM
forty-year-old calculus tutorial is indeed needed

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Post by: JDBush61 on August 31, 2016, 09:17:51 PM
"Indeed needed!", I reaffirmed, when asked by my wife if life jackets should be on the boat.

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Post by: Pete! on August 31, 2016, 09:48:00 PM
The boat's crew, and passengers, are at the bottom of the lake snorkeling.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 01, 2016, 07:03:18 PM
Lake snorkeling is much different from deep-sea scuba diving.

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Post by: Pete! on September 01, 2016, 08:05:31 PM
Scuba diving can get you eaten by a giant clam.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 01, 2016, 09:00:00 PM
Giant Clam and his friend Super Squid were both laughing when Mr. Great White bit off my legs.
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Post by: Pete! on September 01, 2016, 09:04:29 PM
My legs reach all the way to the floor, unless I jump really high.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 02, 2016, 03:08:45 AM
Really high Beatles write songs like Magical Mystery Tour.

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Post by: Pete! on September 02, 2016, 12:38:49 PM
Mystery tour guides wear masks depicting cartoon characters.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 02, 2016, 11:04:01 PM
Cartoon characters often depict the folly, struggles, and mishaps of everyday life.

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Post by: Pete! on September 03, 2016, 12:53:28 PM
Everyday life, can be filled with adventures, or crises, depending on your outlook.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 03, 2016, 06:50:11 PM
Your outlook and mine may differ, yet we probably both agree that malicious code is a drag.

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Post by: Pete! on September 03, 2016, 06:57:11 PM
A drag is a device used to adjust line tension on a fishing reel.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 03, 2016, 07:03:19 PM
Fishing reel, rod, and bobber in hand, I went searching for a nightcrawler to bait my hook.

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Post by: Pete! on September 03, 2016, 09:28:40 PM
My hook has feathers and fur tied to it to resemble an aquatic insect, bobbers and night-crawlers are like cheating.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 04, 2016, 05:59:27 PM
Like cheating, I went fly fishing using real flies.

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Post by: Pete! on September 04, 2016, 06:07:18 PM
Real flies emerged when the maggots matured.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 05, 2016, 04:52:42 AM
Maggots matured into flies, flew high in the sky, buzzed around a bit, and got eaten alive.

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Post by: Pete! on September 05, 2016, 12:19:28 PM
Eaten alive by black-flies, aka "the defenders of the northern forest".
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 05, 2016, 08:05:45 PM
Northern forest fires are the cause of the decline in wine vinyards

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Post by: Pete! on September 05, 2016, 08:48:53 PM
Wine vineyards can't make it as fast as my sister-in-law can drink it.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 05, 2016, 09:04:44 PM
"Drink it up!", said Reverend Jim Jones in 1978.

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Post by: Pete! on September 05, 2016, 09:30:00 PM
In 1978 California voters approved Proposition 13.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 06, 2016, 01:00:38 AM
Proposition 13, unlike my previous 12 propositions, convinced my wife to marry me.

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Post by: Pete! on September 06, 2016, 12:15:01 PM
"Marry me", been broke ever since those words were said.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 06, 2016, 02:41:19 PM
Were said vows adhered to after marriage?

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Post by: Pete! on September 06, 2016, 03:26:14 PM
After marriage the cost of maintaining a mistress is essentially prohibitive.
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Post by: Deborah on September 06, 2016, 11:53:03 PM
Essentially prohibitive laws create problems for those who wish to follow them.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 07, 2016, 12:00:45 AM
Follow them down that dark thorny path and you will be led into the abyss.

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Post by: Pete! on September 07, 2016, 12:23:15 PM
The abyss is nothing more than an especially deep hole.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 07, 2016, 06:33:40 PM
Deep hole in the middle of town apparently appeared overnight they say sink wholes can appear any where.

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Post by: Pete! on September 07, 2016, 06:59:31 PM
Any where a sink hole forms, is bound to be where someone just parked a brand new, expensive, recently purchased car.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 07, 2016, 09:12:07 PM
Purchased car, called in sick to work, drank two bottles of Scotch, turned up the radio, blasted down the road, missed the turn, and smashed headlong into a tree.
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Post by: Pete! on September 07, 2016, 09:33:29 PM
A tree fell across the river, providing us with a dry easy crossing.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 08, 2016, 08:39:33 AM
"Easy crossing!", I told my crew as we left Fort Lauderdale for Nassau, Bahamas.

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Post by: Pete! on September 08, 2016, 12:29:08 PM
Nassau, Bahamas, in 1713, was home to more pirates than to ordinary citizens.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 08, 2016, 09:27:13 PM
Ordinary citizens have 2.5 children, a used car, massive debt, and a dog.
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Post by: Pete! on September 08, 2016, 09:46:37 PM
A dog, even a small one, makes a better bodyguard than most paid security personnel.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 09, 2016, 07:04:38 PM
Security personnel are not needed when your body odor alone is enough to quash all hostile threats.
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Post by: Pete! on September 09, 2016, 08:15:54 PM
Hostile threats are best dealt with by applying overwhelming force.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 10, 2016, 12:16:11 AM
Overwhelming force was needed to loosen the lug nuts on the wheels of my old Jeep.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 10, 2016, 10:14:42 AM
Old jeep was for sale in the post office window for only £500

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Post by: Pete! on September 10, 2016, 12:48:52 PM
Only £500 for an old jeep, what's that in real money?
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 10, 2016, 04:43:18 PM
Real money, or just a wink and a promise?

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Post by: Pete! on September 10, 2016, 05:09:22 PM
A "promise ring" is a half way measure that only benefits jewelers.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 10, 2016, 05:35:55 PM
Benefits jewelers enjoy include keeping the best stones for themselves and their friends.

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Post by: Pete! on September 10, 2016, 06:35:08 PM
Their friends did them more harm by accident, than the most insidious deliberate acts of their implacable enemies
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 11, 2016, 01:00:12 AM
Implacable enemies are best dispatched quickly.

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Post by: Pete! on September 11, 2016, 12:21:04 PM
Dispatched quickly to the crime scene, the police found the perpetrator still lingering.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 11, 2016, 11:46:13 PM
Still lingering 30 minutes after going to the toilet, he opened all the windows to eliminate the horrible stench.

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Post by: Pete! on September 12, 2016, 12:26:27 PM
Horrible stench producing gasses, caused a spontaneous evacuation just before the volcano erupted violently.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 13, 2016, 04:01:23 AM
"Erupted Violently, Then Cooled Off: A Tale of Two Women", the latest novel by Tom Wolfe about Mount Kilauea and his wife.
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Post by: Pete! on September 13, 2016, 01:00:35 PM
His wife met his girlfriend, and together they plotted a horrible punishment.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 13, 2016, 01:32:59 PM
Horrible punishment awaits those who stupidly vote for corrupt lying politicians.

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Post by: Pete! on September 13, 2016, 03:30:44 PM
Lying politicians are the only kind that stand a chance of getting elected.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 13, 2016, 04:05:05 PM
Getting "Elected" only to #26 on the US charts was frustrating for Alice Cooper, as it got to #4 in the UK and #3 in Austria.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elected_%28song%29


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Post by: Pete! on September 13, 2016, 05:54:45 PM
In Austria, your chances of being eaten by a crocodile while drunk are significantly lower than they are in Australia while sober.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 13, 2016, 08:35:19 PM
while sober they operated and left me with 188 stiches now I can remember why I try not to be completely sober


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Post by: Pete! on September 13, 2016, 08:43:13 PM
Completely sober teetotalers nodded sagely and acted really judgemental. 
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 13, 2016, 09:14:33 PM
Really judgmental teetotalers do not understand the pleasure of being completely inebriated.

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Post by: Pete! on September 13, 2016, 09:35:07 PM
Completely inebriated is slightly more debilitating than pleasantly buzzed. 
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 13, 2016, 11:31:40 PM
Pleasantly buzzed plays second fiddle to blindingly smashed.

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Post by: Pete! on September 14, 2016, 12:30:21 PM
Blindingly smashed automobiles were rebuilt for the demolition derby.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 14, 2016, 02:23:32 PM
Demolition derby will be held this weekend at Birmingham wheels.

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Post by: Pete! on September 14, 2016, 02:41:51 PM
Birmingham Wheels Park, if it were in the states would have a cooler name.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 14, 2016, 09:38:26 PM
Cooler name, such as Igloo, Thermos, and Coleman, should be replaced by cooler names such as Adult Bev Spot or Buzz Zone.
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Post by: Pete! on September 14, 2016, 09:47:56 PM
"Buzz Zone" would make a very uncool name for a race track, try "Thunder Road".
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 15, 2016, 03:21:17 AM
"Thunder Road" was used for the adult V8-displacement oval, while that for the grade-school go-cart racers was called the "Buzz Zone"
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Post by: Pete! on September 15, 2016, 12:20:58 PM
"Buzz Zone" wouldn't even make a good name for a bar, because your spouses would not let anyone go there to get buzzed alone.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 15, 2016, 09:44:08 PM
Buzzed alone, or in pairs, the fact remains that mosquitos are no fun.
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Post by: Pete! on September 15, 2016, 09:52:13 PM
No fun was had by the hapless souls that the giant mosquitoes carried off to feed to their ravenous larvae.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 16, 2016, 12:41:48 AM
Ravenous larvae ate through my collection of early Beatles records, then jumped up and sang "I Want To Hold Your Hand".
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Post by: Pete! on September 16, 2016, 01:22:30 PM
Your hand should be kept away from the machinery until the safeties are engaged, and power is disconnected completely.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 16, 2016, 01:42:02 PM
Disconnected completely, bought an acre of land in the northern woods, built a one-room cabin, stopped shaving, and wrote a manifesto.

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Post by: Pete! on September 16, 2016, 02:35:05 PM
A manifesto found in the bearded recluse's north woods cabin, appeared to be the product of a twisted mind indulging in controlled substances.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 16, 2016, 04:23:53 PM
Controlled substances obtained, the unshaven north-woods recluse headed back to his cabin to continue working on his small wooden 'box of surprise' and his manifesto.
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Post by: Pete! on September 16, 2016, 06:12:44 PM
His manifesto was about as coherent as his scruffy beard, and the only surprise in the box was his collection of malodorous toenail clippings. 
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 16, 2016, 09:11:53 PM
Toenail clippings have no value, while hair locks and kidneys are a cash crop.

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Post by: Pete! on September 16, 2016, 09:39:48 PM
Cash crop harvesters, worked all day, and were paid with a small coffee.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 17, 2016, 09:19:26 PM
Small coffee cups are often seen in doll houses.

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Post by: Pete! on September 17, 2016, 09:39:50 PM
Doll houses are too small to comfortably house grungy manifesto writing hermits.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 17, 2016, 10:11:01 PM
Writing hermits can be found in caves on remote mountaintops, as well as in inner-city barrios, yet the wisest of those loner penmen can be found floating around on yachts, with cold wine, steaks, and hot-water showers, as they understand that comfort often clears the mind when writing hermit manifestos.
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Post by: Pete! on September 18, 2016, 12:26:04 PM
Hermit manifestos are best forgotten after the writer is cured of his insane misanthropy.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 19, 2016, 01:11:56 AM
Insane misanthropy is often contained in the maniacal jottings of a lone penman, yet sometimes valuable lessons can be wrung from the sweat-soaked pages of hermit manifestos.
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Post by: Pete! on September 19, 2016, 12:46:55 PM
Hermit manifestos are generally to incoherent for rational analysis.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 19, 2016, 02:43:37 PM
Rational analysis should not be confused with peritoneal dialysis.

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Post by: Pete! on September 19, 2016, 03:23:44 PM
Peritoneal dialysis is an alternative to the much more common hemodialysis.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 19, 2016, 03:58:57 PM
Common haemodialysis unit is what we have for Netty to use at least we only have to go to the dialysis unit one or twice a month now.


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Post by: Pete! on September 19, 2016, 04:32:57 PM
"Month" now is how Mom records the baby's age, after it gets older, age will be given in "year(s)".
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 19, 2016, 10:17:22 PM
In years gone by, tap water, rotary phones, drum brakes, and 12-inch vinyl records were the norm.
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Post by: Pete! on September 20, 2016, 12:02:09 PM
The norm is a mathematical term, with a definition that would make most people's eyes glaze over.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 20, 2016, 05:59:11 PM
Glaze over the facts and you will never see inside the truth.

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Post by: Pete! on September 20, 2016, 06:32:43 PM
The truth doesn't matter when constructing sentences for this word game.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 20, 2016, 06:37:49 PM
Word game to be played by as many family member as possible.

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Post by: Pete! on September 20, 2016, 07:47:26 PM
As possible plans are discussed, it becomes obvious that we're facing a unmitigated disaster.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 21, 2016, 03:21:45 AM
Unmitigated disaster relief packages should include a pack of Oreo cookies, a pint of whole milk, two bottles of expensive Scotch, a pack of Lucky Strikes, a box of strike-anywhere matches, fresh Fruit-of-the-Loom underwear (ironed), two front-row tickets to a Paul McCartney show, a years supply of oxycodone, Steven Tyler's "no-limit" black American Express card, and a 1960s-era photo of Sophia Loren.
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Post by: Pete! on September 21, 2016, 12:15:22 PM
Sophia Loren and Paul McCartney fans, who remember Lucky Strikes, are definitely getting a bit long in the tooth.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 21, 2016, 09:20:22 PM
The tooth on the main cog of my time machine broke, and I'm now stuck at a 1975 KISS concert.

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Post by: Pete! on September 21, 2016, 09:30:56 PM
Kiss concert groupies, by pretending to have backstage passes.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 22, 2016, 12:44:38 AM
Backstage passes are never given to people who want deep conversations.

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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 22, 2016, 10:17:12 AM
Deep conversation are always the talk of the night.

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Post by: Pete! on September 22, 2016, 12:39:19 PM
"The night stalker" was a pseudonym used by various news outlets to glamorize the acts of a serial killer.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 22, 2016, 06:04:11 PM
Serial killer mistakes include leaving fingerprints, hair follicles, DNA, bite marks, tire tracks, and your ID and mobile phone at the scene of the crime.
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Post by: Pete! on September 22, 2016, 06:45:37 PM
The crime scene photos, made the jury gag and vomit continuously.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 23, 2016, 05:08:10 AM
Vomit continuously after meals and you will soon resemble Karen Carpenter.

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Post by: 319 on September 23, 2016, 09:14:10 AM
Karen Carpenter had a voice I could listen to all day.
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Post by: Pete! on September 23, 2016, 12:29:56 PM
All day care facilities should be licensed, and staffed by qualified personnel who've passed drug tests, and a criminal background check.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 23, 2016, 07:21:09 PM
Background check seems to be slack some thing has to be done

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Post by: JDBush61 on September 23, 2016, 07:30:50 PM
Be done with password breaches by sending all messages via carrier pigeons.

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Post by: Pete! on September 23, 2016, 07:58:44 PM
Carrier pigeons only work in one direction (they always head home), and they can be "hacked" with premium birdseed.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 23, 2016, 08:28:55 PM
Premium birdseed in hand, THEY flew down to the DNC to see if Uncle Bernie would sell out for a new island house on a Vermont lake.
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Post by: Pete! on September 24, 2016, 12:41:43 PM
Vermont lake front property is overpriced considering the winter long isolation.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 24, 2016, 10:21:20 PM
Long isolation at a Vermont lake house is the ideal time to ice fish, skate, shovel show, snowshoe, and white hermit manifestos.

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Post by: Pete! on September 25, 2016, 12:20:45 PM
Hermit manifestos are never read by anyone but the author, and sometimes law enforcement analysts.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 25, 2016, 01:10:25 PM
Enforcement analysts, much to their surprise, and chagrin, only become aware of a hermit manifesto after it gets a full page in the New York Times, and as fun as that may appear, it's the current state of the nation.
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Post by: Deborah on September 25, 2016, 07:51:52 PM
The nation seems unsure of itself as the candidates for President battle it out :'(
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Post by: Pete! on September 25, 2016, 09:30:04 PM
It out did the old computer when it managed to crash seven times in a week.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 26, 2016, 01:40:40 AM
A week in the tropics is worth a year in the tundra.

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Post by: Pete! on September 26, 2016, 12:43:53 PM
The tundra gets a little chilly during the winter months.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 26, 2016, 09:14:53 PM
Winter months in the Bahamas are spent daydreaming about summer months in coastal Maine.

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Post by: Pete! on September 26, 2016, 09:29:18 PM
Coastal Maine tourist traps often feature overpriced lobster with free bibs.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 26, 2016, 09:51:10 PM
Free bibs and tissues are given to whiny adults who cry about the price of Maine lobsters.
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Post by: Pete! on September 27, 2016, 12:58:27 PM
Maine lobsters are included in most beach party clambakes.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 27, 2016, 10:01:57 PM
Party clambakes finished, we packed the kids into our new '55 station wagon and went to the drive-in theater to watch Godzilla.

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Post by: Pete! on September 28, 2016, 12:49:39 PM
Watch Godzilla squabble with Mothra and Rodan if you must, but stay out of their way when things get heated.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 28, 2016, 03:31:19 PM
Get heated seats and mirrors included on all new cars registered before the end of November only at your local KIA main dealer.

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Post by: JDBush61 on September 28, 2016, 03:57:38 PM
Main dealer arrested, he was forced to do back-alley drug deals.

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Post by: Pete! on September 28, 2016, 04:21:59 PM
Drug deals, in back alleys, do not appear to be covered by most medical insurance policies, with reasonable co-payments.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 28, 2016, 09:35:10 PM
Reasonable co-payments exhausted his savings and he is now living in a cardboard box under an overpass.
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Post by: Pete! on September 28, 2016, 09:41:40 PM
An overpass is a less desirable abode than a bridge over a fish-able water-body.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on September 28, 2016, 11:51:48 PM
Fish-able water-body areas include inland and coastal Maine, Japan,  the Grand Banks, and all computers owned by land whales.

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Post by: Pete! on September 29, 2016, 12:04:22 PM
Land Whales, in their natural habitat, can be observed at Walmart and similar locales.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 29, 2016, 07:04:32 PM
Similar locales offer similar cocktails.

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Post by: Pete! on September 29, 2016, 07:11:51 PM
Similar cocktails, but without alcohol, were a huge disappointment at the Kiddy Table.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 29, 2016, 07:22:52 PM
Kiddy table tennis is to be held this Saturday at 10am sharp members must sign in.

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Post by: Pete! on September 29, 2016, 07:54:34 PM
Sign in before curfew tonight, or suffer unpleasant consequences tomorrow.
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Post by: JDBush61 on September 29, 2016, 09:20:26 PM
Consequences tomorrow are not on my mind as I drink today.

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Post by: Pete! on September 29, 2016, 09:35:42 PM
Drink today in a country club, tomorrow it will be in a back alley gutter.
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Post by: zep516 on September 29, 2016, 11:13:42 PM
Alley gutter  a narrow trough or duct which collects rainwater from the roof of a building and diverts it away from the structure, typically into a drain.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on September 30, 2016, 11:47:11 AM
A drain in the road will need to be cleaned as they are full of slug etc our local council at least keep a check of it.

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Post by: JDBush61 on September 30, 2016, 08:23:28 PM
Of "it", I know little, and of "that", I know less.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on October 03, 2016, 08:49:33 PM
Know less than the teachers, or they can't help you.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 03, 2016, 09:32:27 PM
"Help you help me!" is a phrase used by selfish people and sneaky politicians.

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Post by: Pete! on October 03, 2016, 09:39:22 PM
Sneaky politicians are better at separating you from your money than actual thieves. 
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 03, 2016, 10:20:19 PM
Actual thieves often leave evidence, unlike sneaky treacherous subhumans who wipe their servers.

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Post by: Pete! on October 04, 2016, 01:29:22 PM
Their servers were vulnerable to so called "State Sponsored Hackers".
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 05, 2016, 10:23:49 AM
Sponsored hackers will be at the village hall this Thursday to demonstrate how to do the top ten life hacks 

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Post by: Pete! on October 05, 2016, 01:18:37 PM
Life hacks may seem clever, but they're just common sense.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 05, 2016, 05:47:20 PM
Common sense will inform you as to who is the right man for The Whitehouse.

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Post by: Pete! on October 05, 2016, 06:50:27 PM
The Whitehouse has changed parties every eight years since FDR left office, with two notable exceptions.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 06, 2016, 03:17:18 AM
Notable exceptions to the list of law-abiding honest humans are DC politicians.

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Post by: Pete! on October 06, 2016, 12:43:07 PM
DC politicians who promise to reduce taxes are either lying, or acting against their own best interests.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on October 06, 2016, 09:09:32 PM
Best interests are often set aside in favor of sinful activities.

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Post by: Pete! on October 06, 2016, 09:33:24 PM
Sinful activities are defined by people who don't have any fun, and want their miserable lifestyles imposed upon the entire species.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 06, 2016, 11:47:43 PM
"Entire species?", I asked, when told that the human race was doomed to extinction.

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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 07, 2016, 10:31:39 AM
To  extinction and beyond may have been the line Catch phrase Buzz light year used in the film toy story Instead they used To infinity and beyond.

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Post by: zep516 on October 07, 2016, 12:04:58 PM
And Beyond will take you ‘beyond the edge’ of classic rock, covering a wide variety of artists spanning five decades.
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Post by: Pete! on October 07, 2016, 01:09:18 PM
Five decades, made a huge difference in how people in my area view the second amendment. 
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 08, 2016, 05:30:27 PM
Second amendment rights thwart tyranny.

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Post by: Pete! on October 08, 2016, 05:32:51 PM
Thwart tyranny by voting the bums out.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 09, 2016, 05:51:27 AM
Bums outside the liquor store always begging for change.

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Post by: Pete! on October 09, 2016, 12:17:33 PM
For change, you've got to stop doing the same old thing.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 09, 2016, 11:35:29 PM
Old thing cherished due to age.

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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 10, 2016, 08:47:18 AM
To age grasfully is what everyone would like but sadly we are not all the same

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Post by: Pete! on October 10, 2016, 12:07:14 PM
The same old cons are still making the same old shysters rich.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 10, 2016, 08:12:41 PM
Shysters rich in ideas and poor in conscience.

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Post by: Pete! on October 10, 2016, 08:43:27 PM
In conscience, I cannot return your car keys after you finished that fourth bottle of bourbon, as a matter of fact I'm surprised you're still conscious.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 11, 2016, 12:52:34 AM
Still conscious, I left the raging all-nighter, staggered to my ’69 440 6-pack Challenger, fired up the engine, cranked up the tape deck, dropped the clutch, smoked the tires, blasted down the country road, and wrapped it around a tree.
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Post by: Pete! on October 11, 2016, 12:39:43 PM
A tree fell on my house during the evening of Hurricane Floyd, so I called my insurance carrier, left a message, and went back to bed.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 11, 2016, 07:00:35 PM
To bed early she was told for being naughty at school,

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Post by: Pete! on October 11, 2016, 08:03:40 PM
At school we learned how to pretend to be paying attention.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 11, 2016, 09:40:19 PM
Paying attention to ultra-liberal mainstream media bias triggers the human vomit reflex and makes one realize that the founding fathers are rolling in their graves.
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Post by: Pete! on October 11, 2016, 09:56:24 PM
Their graves were dug before the summary execution.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 12, 2016, 01:01:55 AM
Summary execution should always be applied to illegal immigrants.

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Post by: Pete! on October 12, 2016, 01:00:40 PM
Illegal immigrants appear to inexplicably, won the sympathies, and affected the voting patterns, of legal immigrants.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 12, 2016, 11:46:41 PM
Legal immigrants should be applauded, while illegal immigrants should be stuffed into the Obama-1 rocket to populate Mars.

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Post by: Pete! on October 13, 2016, 12:40:52 PM
Populate Mars with earthlings, just to upset those elitist martians.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 13, 2016, 01:42:08 PM
Elitist Martians will build a green wall.

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Post by: Pete! on October 13, 2016, 02:32:21 PM
Green wall paint was not what they had in mind when they recommended "green living".
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 13, 2016, 09:52:49 PM
"Green living", somewhat akin to Amsterdam, means that Americans will soon have a 24-hour drive-through weed shop on every corner.
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Post by: Pete! on October 14, 2016, 01:20:49 PM
Every corner store on skid row carried the same foul brand of box wine.
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Post by: zep516 on October 15, 2016, 12:49:59 AM
Box wine is wine packaged in a bag or a box.
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Post by: Pete! on October 15, 2016, 01:18:02 PM
A box was left in the airport unattended, so everyone panicked.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 15, 2016, 08:47:08 PM
Everyone panicked when the well went dry.

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Post by: Pete! on October 15, 2016, 09:27:59 PM
Went dry for a while, until we could brew more beer.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 17, 2016, 12:03:52 AM
More beer and less work makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
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Post by: Pete! on October 17, 2016, 12:50:42 PM
And wise guys are constantly chiming in with their two cent rants.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 18, 2016, 12:00:49 AM
Two-cent rants from the proletariat indicate the massive and growing underground currents of disgust about the corrupt beltway insiders.
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Post by: Pete! on October 18, 2016, 01:51:25 PM
Beltway insiders claiming that the opposition, is shocking, disturbing, and disgusting, only serves to further enhance their elitist image.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 19, 2016, 01:34:36 AM
Elitist image is always being downplayed and masked by corrupt politicians who dumb-down the masses by stating "I'm just like you".
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Post by: Pete! on October 19, 2016, 12:33:42 PM
Like you, they abhor the current mainstream choices.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 19, 2016, 05:38:40 PM
Mainstream choices for news, such as CNN, are where complete idiots go.
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Post by: Pete! on October 19, 2016, 05:44:37 PM
Idiots go to sales and spend money on items they don't need, and won't ever want.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 19, 2016, 08:10:31 PM
Ever want the worth just open up and swallow you up

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Post by: Pete! on October 19, 2016, 09:51:48 PM
You up tight snowflakes spoil all the interesting fun.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 20, 2016, 08:12:54 AM
Interesting fun is to be had paint balling

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Post by: Pete! on October 20, 2016, 01:06:51 PM
Paint balling wars are making the woods more colorful.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 21, 2016, 12:01:34 AM
More colorful remarks make planet Earth a fun place to live.
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Post by: Pete! on October 21, 2016, 01:11:21 PM
To live without beer, is like living without beer.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 21, 2016, 08:40:32 PM
Without beer is not like being sober, it's like being without beer.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 21, 2016, 10:00:03 PM
Without beer my plowman's  lunch is just the same.

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Post by: JDBush61 on October 22, 2016, 02:37:58 AM
The same way people feel about being without whisky is the way I feel about being without beer.

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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 22, 2016, 04:54:53 AM
Without beer that day one over biteing my nails feeling on edge

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Post by: Pete! on October 22, 2016, 12:48:37 PM
On Edge browsers, there are still come websites that won't open.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 22, 2016, 03:25:21 PM
Won't open up.

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Post by: Pete! on October 22, 2016, 05:20:47 PM
Open up bartender, we need more golden brew.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 22, 2016, 09:15:39 PM
"Golden Brew Dreams", a new novel about being with beer.

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Post by: Pete! on October 22, 2016, 09:46:56 PM
With beer, a skilled souse can "burp" the National Anthem, including the high notes.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on October 23, 2016, 01:39:19 AM
High notes include sky writing, Steve Perry's vocals in Journey, and every day when you are not without beer.

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Post by: Pete! on October 23, 2016, 01:04:30 PM
Without beer, there would have been no reason to invent agriculture, and civilizations would never have developed.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on October 23, 2016, 09:36:55 PM
Have developed an allergic reaction to being without beer.

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Post by: Pete! on October 24, 2016, 12:03:35 PM
Without beer at the finish line, nobody entered the fundraiser race.
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Post by: JDBush61 on October 25, 2016, 01:20:58 AM
Fundraiser ... race to delete e-mails ... fundraiser ... race to wipe server ... fundraiser ... race to smash cell phones and iPads with a hammer, sure makes for a hectic schedule for super corrupt politicians that are switch-hitters and pathological liars.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 25, 2016, 04:46:59 AM
Pathological liars will be court of at some point.

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Post by: JDBush61 on October 25, 2016, 10:15:05 AM
What?
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Post by: Pete! on October 25, 2016, 03:21:47 PM
Some point men have an enhanced ability to notice irregularities.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on October 25, 2016, 07:36:17 PM
What?  ;)


Notice irregularities, and you will soon begin to understand the folly of mankind.

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Post by: Pete! on October 27, 2016, 02:13:06 PM
 Of mankind, the most pernicious dictators are those who think they know what's best for the unenlightened masses.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 27, 2016, 07:17:33 PM
Unenlightened masses they cannot make the judgement call

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on October 27, 2016, 07:48:48 PM
"Judgement call" is how we excuse a decision that didn't work out so well.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on October 27, 2016, 09:49:20 PM
So well hidden that even pro investigators cannot find the election fraud.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on October 27, 2016, 09:58:30 PM
Election fraud is easy with SurveyMonkey, just clear your cookies and vote again.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on October 28, 2016, 01:55:04 AM
"Vote again, and again, and again!", said the corrupt democrat candidate to the illegal aliens.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 28, 2016, 10:21:24 AM
illegal aliens is a new up and coming girl band.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on October 28, 2016, 12:40:49 PM
Girl band aids are covered with flowers, unicorns, and bunny images.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on October 28, 2016, 10:38:15 PM
Bunny images and nude centerfolds were a staple of Playboy magazine prior to the fall of the great Hugh Hefner.



Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: zep516 on October 29, 2016, 01:34:25 AM
Hugh Hefner is an American entrepreneur and founder of Playboy magazine who has a net worth of $50 million.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 29, 2016, 04:44:44 AM
$50 million and still the players want more I can not see how footballers can be worth so much.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on October 29, 2016, 01:43:01 PM
So much depends on the most amazingly inept people.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on October 29, 2016, 03:27:49 PM
Inept people just need a tad more training.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 30, 2016, 09:20:54 AM
More training will take place every other Tuesday.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on October 30, 2016, 12:39:47 PM
Other Tuesday regular visitors to the bar, included local politicians and other criminals.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on October 31, 2016, 11:48:43 AM
Other criminals have been apprehend after the police made several dawn raids.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on October 31, 2016, 02:00:57 PM
Dawn raids only caught the enemy sleeping once.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on October 31, 2016, 09:26:38 PM
Sleeping, once upon a time, rested me, yet it now just keeps me from getting the job done.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on October 31, 2016, 09:52:59 PM
"Job done" he thought, but that was only first of many tasks.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on October 31, 2016, 11:31:57 PM
Many tasks await The Don once he takes office, such as building a wall, deporting illegal aliens and recent unvettable migrants, balancing the budget, renegotiating trade deals, bringing back manufacturing jobs, stamping out racially charged BLM protesters, appointing Constitution-minded Supreme Court Justices, strengthening the military, wrestling back control of the Net from ICANN and corrupt globalists, putting Brazile, Weiner, Abedin, and Hillary in prison, raising the flag, singing the National Anthem, eating a hot dog, going to a ball game, making America great again, and forcing Barry to admit that he is not a US citizen.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 01, 2016, 05:43:45 AM
US citizen was held up at customs as he had a lot of gifts to take home.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 01, 2016, 01:13:11 PM
Take home a work of art from the auction, but don't overpay because you got caught in a bidding war.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 01, 2016, 09:34:15 PM
Bidding war between two grannies at the yard sale turned into a knockdown drag-out fist fight.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 02, 2016, 10:48:21 AM
Fist fight broke out last night at the annual over 90s bingo club.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 02, 2016, 01:04:40 PM
Bingo club members turned out to be more aggressive than members of the fight club.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 02, 2016, 07:40:17 PM
Fight, club each other, then shake hands and eat some pie.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 02, 2016, 07:54:50 PM
Some pie, made with lots of lard, was served free at the gym, ensuring that weight loss goals would be never achieved.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 02, 2016, 11:34:11 PM
Never achieved failure equals total success.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 03, 2016, 05:42:47 AM
Total success in fixing the leek the the bathroom.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 03, 2016, 12:46:45 PM
The bathroom is covered with mildew, and your mother-in-law is here for a surprise visit.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 03, 2016, 06:53:19 PM
Surprise visit to the home of Carlos Danger made real American's very happy.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 03, 2016, 08:40:47 PM
Very happy cavemen discovered the secrets of brewing beer.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 04, 2016, 08:27:29 PM
brewing beer kind of happened by accident, similar to growing crops, domesticating animals, and learning how to use the Internet.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 04, 2016, 08:36:13 PM
The Internet is where I saw it, so it must be true.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 04, 2016, 09:21:51 PM
Be true to yourself and you will enjoy happy sunny days.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 04, 2016, 09:59:22 PM
Sunny days may seem pleasant, but too many make a disastrous drought.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 04, 2016, 11:11:36 PM
Disastrous drought conditions are never experienced on the deserts of the oceans when your sailing yacht is equipped with a robust onboard marine fresh water maker.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 05, 2016, 02:37:59 PM
Water marker seemed to have been moved officials are looking in to sabacharge from one of the contenders.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 05, 2016, 02:50:05 PM
The contenders participated in a series of elimination matches.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 06, 2016, 12:27:08 AM
Elimination matches are completely different from the 'strike anywhere' matches that rats sometimes use to start house fires.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 06, 2016, 12:57:00 PM
House fires were simulated, for training purposes, in "flood zone" homes that would be eventually razed.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 07, 2016, 04:35:50 AM
Eventually razed our lake-cottage outhouse, and surprisingly found a rabbit's foot, 6 four-leaf clovers, a jug of Irish whiskey, and a pot of gold.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 07, 2016, 12:58:53 PM
Of Gold Coast beaches, this one was the most scenic.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 07, 2016, 06:41:52 PM
Most scenic views are those that enlighten one about the harshness of life.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 07, 2016, 06:57:48 PM
Of Life Magazine articles, that one was particularly slanted.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 08, 2016, 01:42:40 AM
Particularly slanted in the wrong direction, the political views of some voters might actually help elect another super-corrupt globalist into the White House, thus assuring the end of Western civilization and the great country of America as you know it.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 08, 2016, 04:49:31 AM
Know it all mr Peterson eventually did not know it all or he would have seen as well as heard the number 52 bus coming.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 08, 2016, 12:34:13 PM
Bus coming within the next fifteen minutes will take you downtown nonstop.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 08, 2016, 06:55:51 PM
Downtown, nonstop trading happens on Wall Street.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 08, 2016, 07:07:21 PM
Wall Street bankers are sometimes just hippies that grew up.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: zep516 on November 08, 2016, 08:52:01 PM
grew up in the big city
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 08, 2016, 09:05:25 PM
Big city nights.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 08, 2016, 09:34:18 PM
City nights are hot and sweaty enough to make you chug tepid beer.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 09, 2016, 12:32:33 AM
Tepid beer is best left in the fridge until reaching the proper temperature for guzzling.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 09, 2016, 11:58:37 AM
For guzzling, there's nothing like locally made 200 proof moonshine to clear your sinuses.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 09, 2016, 06:29:29 PM
Your sinuses may be open, yet your thinking is blocked.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 09, 2016, 07:46:34 PM
Is blocked traffic giving you unbearable commuting times?
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 09, 2016, 10:51:43 PM
Commuting times are cut to zero when you have a home Internet business.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 10, 2016, 08:57:50 AM
Internet business run from home can make your fortune.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 10, 2016, 12:04:29 PM
Your fortune disappeared in an instant, thanks to that Nigerian princess.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 10, 2016, 10:49:37 PM
Nigerian princess images remind me of Cher in drag.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 11, 2016, 11:44:21 AM
In drag racing, fuel economy is not particularly important.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: zep516 on November 11, 2016, 07:20:53 PM
particularly important files should be backed up on your computer in case of computer failure.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 11, 2016, 07:49:08 PM
Computer failure is an unacceptable excuse to someone old enough to remember getting things done before computers.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 12, 2016, 10:07:26 PM
Before computers, smart phones, and social media, unemployed snowflakes, vandals, and anarchists found it much more difficult to organize unlawful assemblies.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 13, 2016, 10:34:18 AM
Unlawful  assemblies are run in schools accross the land by the fith years

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 14, 2016, 10:33:40 PM
Fifth-year students are now learning about America the beautiful.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 15, 2016, 12:18:03 PM
The beautiful diva, who never needed to learn how to be nice, didn't age gracefully.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 15, 2016, 10:52:11 PM
Age gracefully, or burn out quickly like a flaming ball of hot noxious gas.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 16, 2016, 12:09:46 PM
Noxious gas from a nearby hog farm's manure disposal area, gave a whole new meaning to the term "good country air".
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 16, 2016, 04:22:14 PM
Country air, t-bone steaks, cold beer, a Hinckley yacht, and nationalist pride are all I need.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 16, 2016, 05:14:51 PM
I need more money.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 16, 2016, 06:03:13 PM
More Money is needed now more than ever since the record number of people have had to tighten there belts since the budget.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 16, 2016, 06:32:35 PM
The budget was ignored, funds were depleted, poverty ensued.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 16, 2016, 06:58:43 PM
Poverty ensued is still riff in the UK but you can make a difference to someone this year

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 16, 2016, 08:37:10 PM
This year stuff happened, celebrate it, or get over it.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 16, 2016, 11:45:59 PM
"Over it already", replied the voter when asked his feelings about the election results.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 17, 2016, 12:40:51 PM
Election results surprised the "experts" who actually didn't have a clue, and based on their explanations, still don't.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 17, 2016, 07:35:09 PM
Still don't see the forest for the trees.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 17, 2016, 08:28:37 PM
The trees that fell on my house, changed the way I anticipate storms.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 18, 2016, 06:09:43 PM
Anticipate storms is becoming big business, as manufactures trying to get a heads up to three months weather predictions.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 18, 2016, 06:35:51 PM
Weather predictions that go beyond two days are pure speculation.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 19, 2016, 09:10:38 PM
Pure speculation at this time but someone's in trouble and it's not me.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 19, 2016, 09:31:50 PM
 "Not me", was the standard answer from each prime suspect.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: zep516 on November 20, 2016, 03:13:56 PM
Prime Suspect is a British police procedural television drama series.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 20, 2016, 03:41:56 PM
Drama series writers ran out of material long ago, and are waiting to get new ideas from the next creative villain.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 21, 2016, 12:11:17 AM
Creative villain plots usually include numerous twists and turns that amaze and elate movie goers.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 21, 2016, 09:05:02 AM
Movie goers are in for a treet this Friday as not only do they get to see the the latest blockbuster but the whole series

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 21, 2016, 01:42:00 PM
Whole series lineups were cancelled after the censors finished.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 21, 2016, 08:06:06 PM
Censors finished meeting in Deutschland the other day, oh how coy they are, and now the global leftist gang's all on board for curtailing free speech and alt news on the net, oh don't ya know?

#pizzagate

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 21, 2016, 08:41:55 PM
Ya know of any good places to get kibble?
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 22, 2016, 04:50:31 AM
Get kibble they said but I perfur not to give our dogs to much,

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 22, 2016, 12:46:44 PM
To much of the world, the survival of the human species after the "snowflake generation" takes the reins, is counter-intuitive to the theories of natural selection.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 23, 2016, 08:14:03 AM
Natural selection is the differential survival and reproduction of individuals due to differences in phenotype.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 23, 2016, 12:16:53 PM
In phenotype characteristics, environmental conditions can be a critical factor.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 24, 2016, 04:35:24 AM
Critical factor elucidated, we changed the formula.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 24, 2016, 08:24:41 AM
The formula has remained the same for over one hundred years.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 24, 2016, 12:44:52 PM
Hundred Years’ War actually lasted one hundred sixteen years.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 25, 2016, 12:47:18 AM
Sixteen years ago now seems like the distant past.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 25, 2016, 12:52:08 PM
Distant past acquaintances are remembered more vividly than current friends. 
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 26, 2016, 04:46:58 AM
Current friends and contacts will be moved over to your new phone automatically.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 26, 2016, 01:12:36 PM
Phone automatically to every number that could possibly exist, and you might find enough suckers to make a profit out of being hated.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 27, 2016, 01:26:31 PM
Being hated yet correct trumps being loved yet wrong.




(pizza gate; pizzagate; #pizzagate)



Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 27, 2016, 01:49:13 PM
Yet, wrong answers were given partial credit to ensure the college still had some "jocks" on the football team.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 28, 2016, 08:59:22 AM
Football team players are being aurged to take a pay cut in a bid to lower ticket prices.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 28, 2016, 01:19:00 PM
Ticket prices charged by a scalper, are totally unrelated to the face value.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 28, 2016, 07:50:10 PM
Face value of recent stories about "fake news" is zero, as folks are becoming cognizant of the reality that mainstream media is in the business of spreading lies.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 28, 2016, 07:57:01 PM
Spreading lies was once strictly under the jurisdiction of salesmen and political operatives.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on November 28, 2016, 10:43:44 PM
Political operatives are dumbing-down the masses to the complete, sadistic, evil, new world order corruption.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on November 29, 2016, 12:50:18 PM
Order corruption investigators do their jobs, and stop accepting gratuities.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on November 30, 2016, 08:00:55 AM
Accepting gratuities is not one usually excepted by Our local police but I have on the odd occasion made a small contribution to there Christmas ball  ::)

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Post by: Pete! on November 30, 2016, 12:55:10 PM
Christmas ball games can be used as an excuse to avoid annoying relatives.
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Post by: JDBush61 on November 30, 2016, 10:08:41 PM
Annoying relatives should never be invited to Christmas dinner.

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Post by: Pete! on December 01, 2016, 12:50:41 PM
Christmas dinner without annoying relatives would be just dinner.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 02, 2016, 09:39:22 PM
Just dinner with wine and no dessert is fine for me.
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Post by: Pete! on December 02, 2016, 09:59:10 PM
For me, a side of venison will serve as a breakfast appetizer.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 03, 2016, 04:59:12 AM
Breackfast appietizers are on the increase in a bid to getting people to eat a breakfast in a morning as a survey has found only one in 100 people actually eat one.

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Post by: JDBush61 on December 03, 2016, 08:04:17 AM
Eat one whole 2,200,000 Scoville Heat Unit 'Carolina Reaper' pepper, wait 10 seconds, then tell us if you're having fun.
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Post by: Pete! on December 03, 2016, 02:24:29 PM
Having fun generally involves activities that you're good at, but still present an interesting challenge.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 03, 2016, 11:52:50 PM
Intersting challenge to the former open-border globalist rape and destruction of a nation now makes America once again a great place to live.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 04, 2016, 09:39:03 AM
To live life to the full you have to take each day as it is your last.

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Post by: Pete! on December 04, 2016, 01:00:47 PM
Your last try failed as badly as your first miserable attempt.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 05, 2016, 12:35:00 AM
Miserable attempt by mainstream media at quashing the DC/global pedophile story.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 05, 2016, 09:06:31 AM
pediophile story a book out last. january and is still in the top 10 best selling books of 2015

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Post by: Pete! on December 05, 2016, 01:30:44 PM
Of 2015 users, not one would recommend it to their friends.
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Post by: DonnaB on December 06, 2016, 02:09:09 AM
Their friends are probably better off!
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 06, 2016, 03:28:25 AM
Better off-base topics often pique my interest.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 06, 2016, 04:45:11 AM
My interest in motorsports is still as stronge as it always has been.

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Post by: Pete! on December 06, 2016, 12:58:56 PM
"Has been" heroes are left without much more than their memories, and their old medals.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 06, 2016, 08:45:57 PM
Old medals babysit old trophies on the shelf.
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Post by: Pete! on December 06, 2016, 10:00:16 PM
The shelf where we store the anvils collapsed.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 07, 2016, 01:55:25 AM
Anvils, collapsed barn, a pile of old horseshoes, and a wad of chewing tobacco are all that's left of my blacksmith business after the typhoon.
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Post by: Pete! on December 07, 2016, 12:58:32 PM
The typhoon evacuation warnings only inspired the islanders to get out the heavy duty surfboards.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 08, 2016, 12:28:00 AM
Duty surfboards what Evers next tax on breathing

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Post by: JDBush61 on December 09, 2016, 07:44:13 AM
On breathing, I suggest that they use oxygen and slowly relax.
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Post by: Pete! on December 09, 2016, 01:38:50 PM
Slowly relax, or your head will explode from extreme apoplexy.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 10, 2016, 03:45:54 PM
Extreme apoplexy hurts my brain and requires that I rest at home.

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Post by: Pete! on December 10, 2016, 05:58:11 PM
At home I can sit around playing stupid word games on internet message boards.
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Post by: zep516 on December 10, 2016, 09:06:58 PM
 Message boards is an Internet site where people can post and read messages, usually on a specific topic or area of interest.
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Post by: Pete! on December 11, 2016, 12:36:18 PM
Of interest is what happened to the stock market after the election, and speculation about how long it will continue climbing.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 11, 2016, 06:11:35 PM
Continue climbing until nationalism wins and globalist pizzagate pedophiles die.

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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 11, 2016, 06:27:10 PM
Pedohiles die in his cell unaware his appeal found him not guilty

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Post by: Pete! on December 11, 2016, 06:46:20 PM
"Not guilty", according to the lawyers, isn't the same as actually being innocent.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 12, 2016, 07:29:19 PM
Being innocent of taking one or more of Nettys homemade Cookies will always turns out to be a guilty verdict as there just to good to pass by.

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Post by: Pete! on December 12, 2016, 08:19:09 PM
Pass by the skin of your teeth, or with a perfect score, but don't suffer a disgraceful failure.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 13, 2016, 04:57:55 AM
Disgraceful failure was made this afternoon by the wheel barrow display team when the leading barrow lost its wheel
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Post by: Pete! on December 13, 2016, 12:33:30 PM
Its wheel fell off due to an error in lug nut torque.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 14, 2016, 04:45:56 AM
Nut torque is important to do correctly when you attach a spare tire to your car.
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Post by: Pete! on December 14, 2016, 12:50:54 PM
Your car is a transportation tool, not a ball gown, if it runs well, how it looks is obviously unimportant.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 15, 2016, 12:03:12 PM
Obviously unimportant requests should be immediately forgotten.

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Post by: Pete! on December 15, 2016, 12:38:55 PM
Immediately forgotten advice, usually involves quitting a bad habit that you enjoy.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 15, 2016, 07:34:23 PM
You enjoy your meal out it's been a long time since you took your wife out

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Post by: Pete! on December 15, 2016, 08:39:24 PM
Wife out did herself by shopping faster than the entire resources of the world's industries could make stuff for her to buy.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 16, 2016, 09:33:39 AM
To buy at a lower price know matter what you were wanted to buy haddle  ask for a discount.

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Post by: JDBush61 on December 16, 2016, 11:56:54 AM
A discount is good for the piggy bank.

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Post by: Pete! on December 16, 2016, 12:34:53 PM
Piggy bank savers never earn dividends and interest, and totally miss out on the excitement involved with capital gains or losses, but at least they don't get taxed for being thrifty.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 17, 2016, 12:14:08 AM
Being thrifty is better than being broke.

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Post by: Pete! on December 17, 2016, 01:20:02 PM
Being broke was something I never experienced until I got married, then it became a perpetual lifestyle.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 17, 2016, 07:30:15 PM
Perpetual lifestyle loved, they sailed from Vanuatu to New Caledonia.


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Post by: Pete! on December 17, 2016, 09:38:11 PM
 New Caledonia is one of the few countries or territories in the world with two official national flags.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 18, 2016, 01:38:15 AM
National flags, national anthems, and honest presidents make us happy US patriots.

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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 18, 2016, 09:39:09 AM
US patriots are being honoured this weekend

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Post by: Pete! on December 18, 2016, 01:10:35 PM
This weekend, all I did was laundry.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 19, 2016, 08:09:37 PM
Was laundry done last Tuesday or Thursday,

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Post by: JDBush61 on December 20, 2016, 01:58:18 AM
"Or Thursday afternoon", answered that man when asked if he could work on Wednesday.
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Post by: Pete! on December 20, 2016, 11:54:01 AM
On Wednesday he couldn't come to work because he was busy smuggling contraband into a maximum security prison.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 21, 2016, 11:19:54 AM
Security prison HMP Wilson green in Birmingham was taken over by two hundred rioting prisoners

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Post by: Pete! on December 21, 2016, 12:32:54 PM
Rioting prisoners were sent to bed without any supper.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 21, 2016, 03:42:25 PM
Any supper should include a nice champagne toast to the chef.
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Post by: Pete! on December 21, 2016, 04:15:54 PM
The chef specialized in wild game cookery, but he would willingly saute some fresh road kill.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 23, 2016, 11:41:17 PM
Road kill such as possums & skunks is often seen in rural Maine.

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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 24, 2016, 04:55:27 AM
Rural Maine towns that take charge have a better shot at success,

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Post by: JDBush61 on December 25, 2016, 01:50:59 PM
At success awards, Hollywood stars love to smile.

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Post by: Pete! on December 25, 2016, 02:24:07 PM
To smile at one's own folly, is probably healthier than crying about it.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 26, 2016, 04:59:02 PM
About it, I know little, yet about little, I know loads.

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Post by: Pete! on December 26, 2016, 05:21:48 PM
Know loads of trivia about boring subjects. so nobody cares to converse routinely.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 26, 2016, 06:07:06 PM
Converse routinely when required, yet be silent when thinking deeply.
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Post by: Pete! on December 26, 2016, 06:45:25 PM
Thinking deeply may cause the unpracticed some brain damage.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 27, 2016, 02:14:13 AM
Brain damage can occur if you try to quit smoking.

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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 27, 2016, 04:49:15 AM
Quit smoking and you'll feel much better was what his doctor said to him.

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Post by: Pete! on December 27, 2016, 12:45:29 PM
To him, smokers were the only group that could be discriminated against, without offending the arbiters of what is politically correct.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 28, 2016, 03:43:25 AM
Politically correct idiocy, such as ongoing tobacco laws, elimination of free speech, and throwing away the Internet and US Constitution should be taught to all brain-dead millennial snowflakes.

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Post by: Pete! on December 28, 2016, 01:30:24 PM
Millennial snowflakes, were raised by the people who were raised by hippies, who in turn, were raised by the heroes of the second world war.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 28, 2016, 01:51:24 PM
World war is never a fun time.

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Post by: Pete! on December 28, 2016, 02:31:58 PM
"Fun time" is a euphemism we use for certain censored activities.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 29, 2016, 03:32:41 AM
"Censored activities" from my mother included sleeping late, coming home drunk, forgetting chores, not eating veggies, and using the Lord's name in vain.

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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 29, 2016, 12:18:38 PM
in vain we went on be to no avail.

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Post by: JDBush61 on December 29, 2016, 04:48:27 PM
No avail is usually a loss.

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Post by: Pete! on December 29, 2016, 05:14:08 PM
A loss in the market can be used to offset taxable gains.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 29, 2016, 09:24:33 PM
Taxable gains I love them as long as I can keep getting the duty off my brandy I all for them.

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Post by: JDBush61 on December 30, 2016, 01:02:55 AM
For them type of winds, I usually use the main sail and a jib.

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Post by: Pete! on December 30, 2016, 01:57:58 PM
A jib is something only one of those rich yachtsmen would use in a sentence.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 30, 2016, 02:52:26 PM
A sentence was handed out to the sailor by the judge.
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Post by: Pete! on December 30, 2016, 05:05:11 PM
The judge based the penalties in inverse proportion to the size of the bribe received.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 30, 2016, 08:30:47 PM
Bribe received in New York City is far different from one received in Papua New Guinea.

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Post by: Pete! on December 30, 2016, 09:42:38 PM
New Guinea is considered the world's second largest island.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 31, 2016, 04:28:09 AM
Largest island life can sometimes be fun, yet true paradise is living alone anchored at a remote, South-Pacific uninhabited atoll.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on December 31, 2016, 04:51:23 AM
Uninhabited atoll is what the locals of the island of  Caroline Island (also known as Millenniumisland)

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Post by: Pete! on December 31, 2016, 01:31:44 PM
As Millenniumisland approaches midnight it becomes the first land mass to experience a new day, or a new week, or a new month, or a new year, or even its namesake.
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Post by: JDBush61 on December 31, 2016, 06:15:44 PM
In namesake, yet not namesake only, the lovely, smart, and elegant Ivanka proves that apples don't fall far from the tree.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 01, 2017, 10:49:28 AM
The tree has grown so much it looks as if it's toughing the clouds.

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Post by: Pete! on January 01, 2017, 01:31:15 PM
The clouds blocked my view of yet another celestial event.
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Post by: JDBush61 on January 02, 2017, 05:14:32 AM
Celestial events help wise sailors circumnavigate.

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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 02, 2017, 09:50:31 AM
Sailors circumnavigate the globe with the use of the equivalent to a Tom Tom that car drivers use to get to there destinations

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Post by: Pete! on January 02, 2017, 12:34:25 PM
There (their?) destinations weren't shown on the old map they used, and the GPS batteries were very dead.
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Post by: JDBush61 on January 02, 2017, 01:17:32 PM
Very dead batteries, used coffee grounds, broken tricycles, and Hillary for President buttons all look great in a landfill.

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Post by: Pete! on January 02, 2017, 02:28:35 PM
A landfill is just a polite term for a garbage dump, complete with the usual odious odors.
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Post by: JDBush61 on January 02, 2017, 07:36:12 PM
Odious odors at lakeside latrines make Manitoba Mounties write toilet tickets.

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Post by: Pete! on January 02, 2017, 08:14:51 PM
Toilet tickets (for admission) were the most profitable item at the Texas chili festival for the opportunistic scalpers.
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Post by: JDBush61 on January 03, 2017, 04:36:23 AM
Opportunistic scalpers include folks with KISS concert tickets and brave warriors at Little Bighorn.

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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 03, 2017, 04:49:30 AM
Little Bighorn was a bloody battle known to the Lakota and other Plains Indians as the Battle of the Greasy Grass and commonly referred to as Custer's Last Stand.

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Post by: Pete! on January 03, 2017, 12:37:58 PM
Last Stand of old growth oak remaining, was preserved as a park, for posterity.
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Post by: winchester73 on January 03, 2017, 05:53:27 PM
For posterity, we made a record of the events in order to preserve the truth about what had happened there.
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Post by: JDBush61 on January 04, 2017, 08:20:38 AM
"Happened there?', I asked, as I quickly walked by and causualy strode to the expensive 'Members Bar'.
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Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 04, 2017, 08:58:59 AM
Members bar nearly back fired as I was a none member as we were on holiday but by the time our holiday was over I was the only guess that was allowed in to the only members bar.

( Those that know me knows that that was a wise desition  ::) )

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 04, 2017, 01:07:57 PM
Members bar outsiders from entering their snooty club.
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Post by: JDBush61 on January 04, 2017, 02:55:08 PM
Snooty club, booty club, cootie club, and duty club are all clubs.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 04, 2017, 04:28:44 PM
All clubs, maces. daggers, lances, pikes, swords, and truncheons, must be checked at the door before participating in the melee.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 05, 2017, 04:56:06 AM
The Melee Games is heading into it's 6th season and it's better than ever. Join over 200 schools in North America's premier collegiate Super Smash Bros.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 05, 2017, 06:01:49 AM
'Smash bros', 'clash sisters', and 'trash parents' are odd terms that sound like modern American english.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 05, 2017, 12:47:08 PM
Smash Bros., known in Japan as Dairantō Smash Brothers, is still being called "Super" even though it's been around since the 1999 vintage Nintendo.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 05, 2017, 03:50:58 PM
Vintage Nintendo appeared lightyears after the games, such as skinny dipping, smashing pumpkins, burning leaves, and throwing snowballs, that my friends and I did when we were growing up.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 05, 2017, 04:12:07 PM
Growing up without television can produce an avid reader.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 05, 2017, 05:49:15 PM
Avid reader, or just an interested intellectual?
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 05, 2017, 05:55:54 PM
Interested intellectual showoffs try to impress by asking too many obtuse questions.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 05, 2017, 07:39:49 PM
Obtuse questions make a lot of people uneasy.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 05, 2017, 08:16:17 PM
People, uneasy as the situation may seem, there's really nothing to get paranoid about.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 06, 2017, 12:40:52 AM
Paranoid about results is why some people cheat.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 06, 2017, 08:23:02 AM
People cheat their employees every day even if it is only a minute here and there.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 06, 2017, 01:37:47 PM
...And there are plenty of self serving drones that cheat their employers ruthlessly.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 06, 2017, 08:02:23 PM
Employers ruthlessly try to get out of paying its work force overtime its outrageous 


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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 06, 2017, 09:38:31 PM
Its outrageous when employees feel entitled just for showing up sometime before the end of the shift. 
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 07, 2017, 04:53:41 AM
The shift starts at 6:30am .

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 07, 2017, 06:19:47 AM
'6:30am' is often a work time for me, as my Internet business is open 24-hours a day, 7-days a week.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 07, 2017, 02:38:50 PM
A week is not enough time to complete that project with the staff available.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 07, 2017, 03:13:54 PM
Staff available to talk you though the steps of setting it up.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 07, 2017, 04:26:52 PM
It "up to dates" your wardrobe while you're still getting dressed, so we called it the AI Valet.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 07, 2017, 08:04:02 PM
'AI Valet Model Ultra X9', my personal butler who I named "My Good Sir, Jeeves", is solar powered, never sassy, always well groomed, and programmed to correctly cook my daily Maine lobster.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 07, 2017, 09:06:43 PM
Maine lobster is flown in daily except Sundays.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 07, 2017, 10:13:32 PM
Except Sundays, I spend my time ranting about the corrupt _______ and my hatred of the _________, not to mention my complete disgust of the _____________ and the ______, which is enough to make any ______ go crazy, to put it mildly.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 08, 2017, 01:56:29 PM
It mildly spiced the tasteless meal, making it somewhat palatable. 
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 08, 2017, 04:50:22 PM
Somewhat palatable, yet extremely spicy.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 08, 2017, 06:03:03 PM
Extremely spicy foods do not cause heartburn or stomach ulcer but can worsen both conditions.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 08, 2017, 11:39:08 PM
Both conditions are fine for me, yet right now I prefer relaxed over busy.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 09, 2017, 08:46:43 AM
Over busy is a slight understatement as the shop will be closed all day yup one whole day so you can see why everyone's out last minute shopping.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 09, 2017, 05:45:37 PM
Minute shopping is best at a place where time is available.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 09, 2017, 07:24:12 PM
Is "available time" the same as "free time"?
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 09, 2017, 09:00:52 PM
"Free time" is the antithesis of "time is money".
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 09, 2017, 09:08:20 PM
Is money through root of all Eval or is it just beer money   ::)

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 09, 2017, 09:27:01 PM
Beer money is the root of all mellow.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 10, 2017, 01:32:32 AM
All mellow-flavored pale ales make me want to personally kill the beer elves.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 10, 2017, 04:48:09 AM
Beer elves delivery drivers like delivering to me house as they completely  empty there lorry load after witch they can go home.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 10, 2017, 02:15:28 PM
Go home before you start drinking excessively vast quantities of neutral spirits.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 10, 2017, 06:11:45 PM
Neutral spirits not me I gonly for spirits that have at least 40% proof 

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 10, 2017, 07:13:35 PM
40% proof (percent or proof ?) either way it's is way too weak for the good old boys on a week long bender.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 10, 2017, 08:39:08 PM
Long bender over, I fell on the bed with my head spinning and realized that I'd be calling in sick today.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 10, 2017, 08:48:42 PM
Sick today, but I'm feeling much better now.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 10, 2017, 09:00:33 PM
Better now than later.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 10, 2017, 09:49:35 PM
Than later models, the cars of the '50s and '60s were much cooler.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 10, 2017, 09:58:12 PM
MUCH cooler, MUCH better built, MUCH better smelling, MUCH more fun, and MUCH more desirable American automobiles were built 50 years ago.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 11, 2017, 08:58:20 AM
Years ago you would have to wait a few day maybe evan a week to see the photos that you had to
Uck as we had to use films in our cameras not digital cameras.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: winchester73 on January 11, 2017, 12:25:31 PM
Digital cameras were invented in 1975 by an engineer named Steve Sasson, employed by Eastman Kodak.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 11, 2017, 01:45:22 PM
Eastman Kodak, was once referred to as a "benevolent monopoly", see how the mighty have fallen.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 11, 2017, 04:13:44 PM
Have fallen on ice while skating at age two, yet doing that now seems to hurt.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 11, 2017, 04:49:43 PM
To hurt a snowflake is less challenging than not hurting them.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 11, 2017, 07:52:02 PM
"Hurting them snowflakes" is a thought that never entered my mind when young, yet it now enters my mind every day.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 11, 2017, 08:05:10 PM
Every day spent fishing doesn't count against your allotted lifespan, but the days you spend doing something you hate count double.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 12, 2017, 12:11:55 PM
Count Double, the obese older brother of Count Dracula, prefers French pinot noir over blood.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 12, 2017, 03:07:54 PM
Over blood rivers and streams of gore, we exited the battlefield victorious.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 13, 2017, 12:25:54 AM
Battlefield-victorious, the republicans danced and sang and went to the pub.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 13, 2017, 01:42:01 PM
The pub on the corner was the town's main social center, much the the consternation of the tea-totaling clique.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 13, 2017, 10:33:16 PM
Totaling clique members, we suddenly realized that the majority of those people were brain-dead lemmings.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 14, 2017, 04:42:51 AM
Brain-dead lemmings was the name of the game.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 14, 2017, 01:03:00 PM
The game required neither skill nor brains, just dumb luck.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 14, 2017, 10:31:39 PM
Dumb luck never outranks finely honed talent.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 15, 2017, 01:03:20 PM
Honed talent has sharpened a lot of dull blades.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 15, 2017, 09:02:47 PM
Dull blades are never used by the talented chefs of super spies.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 16, 2017, 09:00:11 AM
Super spies are a breed to them selves being able to move around without detection

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 16, 2017, 12:26:26 PM
Without detection, a lone wolf walked into our camp and ate three hotdogs.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 16, 2017, 12:57:10 PM
Three hotdogs with beans and beer will make a lone wolf belch repeatedly.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 16, 2017, 01:36:51 PM
Belch repeatedly when dining in Rome, as it shows the dinner is absolutely wonderful.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 17, 2017, 04:50:33 AM
Absolutely wonderful colours of this summers clothing ranges all available to click and collet at argos,

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 17, 2017, 04:57:27 PM
At Argos, we stopped our car and stretched our legs, happy to be back in Peloponnese, the home of Kalamata olives, the absolute BEST olives in the world, and then we met our friends and took a relaxing stroll around the ancient theater and the local olive groves before making our way to the local taberna to enjoy a fantastic Greek meal, including wonderful roasted lamb, Greek salad (no lettuce! hahahaha), the absolute BEST feta cheese in the world, yummy tzatziki, and too many bottles of wonderful red wine.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 17, 2017, 06:06:16 PM
Red wine is made by vintners who are too lazy to remove the skins from the primary fermentation vat.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 17, 2017, 07:50:07 PM
Fermentation vat left open at the winery, I fell in and almost drowned after drunkenly dancing around on the rim of the vat slugging down a delicious bottle of red wine.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 17, 2017, 08:30:19 PM
Red wine warehouses aren't necessarily painted red.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 18, 2017, 08:49:48 AM
Painted red is a term used when my grandson goes out on a pub crawl in town.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 18, 2017, 12:28:08 PM
In town meetings, everyone gets a chance to have his irrelevant opinion ignored.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 18, 2017, 05:35:07 PM
Opinion ignored, I decided to just pull out my Smith & Wesson .44 mag and convince those idiots that I am always correct.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 18, 2017, 07:59:05 PM
Always correct JDBush61's opinions when you are well out of pistol range and your M107A1 has a full magazine.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 18, 2017, 09:05:02 PM
Full magazine loaded in my M107A1, five grenades clipped to my suspenders, and four sticks of TNT hidden up my sleeves, I walked into the discussion room to make sure that those idiots would accept my friend Pete's! opinion.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 18, 2017, 09:38:38 PM
Pete's! opinion is that he's carrying too much to be useful in a serious brawl.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 19, 2017, 04:47:46 AM
Seious brawl broke out  ending in ten people needing hospital treatment. 

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 19, 2017, 08:05:18 AM
Hospital treatment is reserved for those with illness.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 19, 2017, 12:32:31 PM
With illness spreading, and everyone becoming a contagious zombie, the city was placed under quarantine, and thoroughly nuked.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 19, 2017, 06:36:06 PM
Thoroughly nuked, Nagasaki made my father shake his head in disbelief when he walked through the completely destroyed city 30-days after the bomb was dropped.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 19, 2017, 06:49:09 PM
Was dropped off at the bus station, and from there he had to fend for himself while destitute.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 19, 2017, 07:54:22 PM
While destitute, the homeless guy sat outside the convenience store panhandling for money.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 19, 2017, 08:28:27 PM
For money shortages, we have a printing press, but have trouble getting the result universally accepted.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 20, 2017, 09:05:24 AM
Accepted  Everywhere,

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 20, 2017, 01:18:07 PM
Accepted everywhere, but they charge usurious interest and the highest fees.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 21, 2017, 04:53:11 AM
Highest fees possible have been paid out the those who were left without there tickets for the live concert.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 21, 2017, 02:58:04 PM
Live concert goers all suffered hearing loss, but since OSHA applies to employees, the band, and concert staff, were all required to wear ear protection.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 21, 2017, 08:06:47 PM
Ear protection during my high-school years included any 440 Six-Pack Mopar, a set of 6x9 Mind Blower rear speakers, and an 8-track tape of Aerosmith ROCKS.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 22, 2017, 09:26:50 AM
Aerosmith rocks was released in may of 1976 it was the fourth album they released.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 22, 2017, 01:04:31 PM
They released the most dangerous prisoners into enemy territory.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 22, 2017, 04:40:59 PM
Enemy territory during my high-school years was the Principal's office.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 22, 2017, 06:07:09 PM
Principal's office furniture isn't complete without a rack, an iron maiden, and a  pillory.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: winchester73 on January 23, 2017, 12:25:11 AM
A pillory was often effective and rarely fatal.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 23, 2017, 05:32:55 AM
Rarely fatal, I still worry about shark attacks when I swim in the ocean.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 23, 2017, 08:05:09 AM
The ocean inn's taking are 20% up on this time last year has got me thinking would our locals takings be down by 20%  ::)

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 23, 2017, 12:33:33 PM
Rarely fatal diseases, can be devastating to a population that hasn't had enough exposure to develop antibodies.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 24, 2017, 03:55:08 AM
Develop antibodies to treat illness.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 24, 2017, 04:32:56 AM
Treat illness as soon as you get it that way you will not be I'll as bad.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 24, 2017, 01:06:02 PM
As bad as things get, I've survived worse.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 25, 2017, 12:54:20 AM
Survived worse, yet the level of insults that I received recently is intense.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 25, 2017, 08:37:31 AM
Is intense she said but with her stamina I thought she said in tents.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 25, 2017, 02:03:45 PM
In tents, camping out at the protest site, they were fined by the local yokels for a construction code violation.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 25, 2017, 06:36:20 PM
Code violation will now, finally, result in expulsion from the country.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 25, 2017, 07:03:41 PM
The country music genre, thrives on tales of misery.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 26, 2017, 05:01:31 AM
Of misery comes unexpected joy.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 26, 2017, 01:25:16 PM
Unexpected Joy, a new musical by lyricist-librettist Bill Russell and composer Janet Hood, will be of interest to those artsy snobs .
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 26, 2017, 04:19:48 PM
Artsy snobs love wearing pink shirts sipping mocha at MOCA, yet know nothing about the evil New World Order globalist agenda.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 26, 2017, 06:35:32 PM
Globalist agenda won't work unless our entire species starts to agree about everything.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Ozzie on January 26, 2017, 09:15:57 PM
About everything I know nothing.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 26, 2017, 09:54:07 PM
Know nothing about a subject and you can preach endlessly.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 27, 2017, 01:22:03 AM
Preach endlessly with a very 'forked tongue", as it's the golden rule that all past Congressional members and Presidents have strongly adhered to.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 27, 2017, 08:02:00 AM
Adhered to almost everything makes it the strongest glue known to man.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 27, 2017, 07:18:38 PM
To man, the discovery of beer marked the beginning of civilization.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 27, 2017, 08:58:15 PM
Of civilization and national needs, people must critically think and logically consider.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 27, 2017, 09:06:24 PM
Logically consider the difference between a want and a need, then fix your budget.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 28, 2017, 02:44:08 AM
"Your budget-minded wife is keeping you from joining us at the saloon to get drunk?"

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 28, 2017, 03:46:26 PM
Get drunk tank regulars as day workers who'll work all day for a box of generic wine.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 28, 2017, 09:07:40 PM
Generic wine, whether boxed or bottled, usually tastes like repulsive alcohol-laced grape juice.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 29, 2017, 12:32:58 PM
Grape juice is just wine in embryonic form. 
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 29, 2017, 06:45:32 PM
Form completed

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 29, 2017, 09:41:38 PM
Form completed but due to the applicant's dyslexia everything was in the wrong place.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on January 30, 2017, 07:58:40 AM
"Wrong place" now completely understood, we really do have a real President with his mind directed towards the right place!
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 30, 2017, 08:03:31 AM
Right place wrong time the actress said to the bishop.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 30, 2017, 04:54:02 PM
The bishop observed my lifestyle, and accused me of being under demonic influence.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 31, 2017, 04:48:20 AM
Influence gained

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 31, 2017, 01:48:29 PM
Influence gained on the battlefield, isn't always proportional to the ground gained.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on January 31, 2017, 04:34:19 PM
Ground gained by moving there bound fence has once again been brought up in front of the law courts.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on January 31, 2017, 04:53:16 PM
Law courts give the best result to the party who's lawyer is the most convincing liar.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 01, 2017, 09:03:00 AM
Convincing liar mark patterson was convicted to three years for his part in the murders his wife and four children.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on February 01, 2017, 12:22:16 PM
Four children were found, in the wilderness, being raised by a wolf pack.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on February 01, 2017, 11:13:38 PM
Wolf-pack German subs were cleverly sailed, yet brave American heroes eventually won the second World War.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 02, 2017, 04:40:07 AM
World war two was the talk one of the topics covered for the end of year exams.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on February 02, 2017, 01:10:29 PM
Year Exams should be performed before publishing a new calendar.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on February 02, 2017, 04:20:33 PM
New calendar sports a new year, yet more importantly, a brand new era.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on February 02, 2017, 05:59:13 PM
New era achievements inspired laughter among those old enough to remember the last time the same things were considered revolutionary.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: winchester73 on February 02, 2017, 09:27:53 PM
Considered revolutionary by some, "Neon Genesis Evangelion" was an incredibly influential anime that inspired many that followed after it.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on February 03, 2017, 01:00:28 AM
After it spreads nationwide, like a deadly bacteria that likes to smash ATMs and set fires, it will be time to wipe out the little maggots just like Kent State.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 03, 2017, 08:27:21 AM
Kent state, Ohio, went down in history for the massacre  known as the may 4th massacre

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on February 03, 2017, 12:58:09 PM
4th massacre came after the third one.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on February 03, 2017, 10:05:13 PM
Third one finished, he looked at the bartender and shouted "Enough of this nonsense, just give me the whole bottle."

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 04, 2017, 04:42:54 AM
Whole bottle of brandy for me, medisonal I said.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on February 04, 2017, 05:26:34 AM
I said "Hey!, that was great, now give me two more bottles!"

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on February 04, 2017, 01:08:55 PM
More bottles were consumed every day, but no matter how hard I tried, they could brew it faster than I could drink it.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on February 05, 2017, 02:56:20 AM
Drink it slow, on ice, from a fine Waterford Irish crystal whisky glass while lounging on your Hinckley yacht, then smile, close your eyes, and be happy about the wonderful new direction the country is now heading. 
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 05, 2017, 08:19:21 AM
Now heading north on the M6 J6 the standing traffic has now backed up to J11 alowe two hours to your drive home.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on February 05, 2017, 12:35:40 PM
Drive home and go to bed before you start drinking using unbreakable containers, and avoid embarrassing situations.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on February 05, 2017, 10:16:18 PM
Embarrassing situations lead to either sincere apologies or defiant egomania.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 06, 2017, 08:33:16 AM
Egomania Darkest

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on February 08, 2017, 04:23:01 AM
Egomania, darkest of the human conditions after hatred and greed.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 08, 2017, 08:53:54 AM
And agreed by all was a 10% increase in pay.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on February 08, 2017, 12:04:51 PM
In pay stubs, there is a listing of all deductions and withholding taxes.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 09, 2017, 04:53:43 AM
Withholding taxes is a way some businesses manage to keep afloat.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on February 09, 2017, 12:13:28 PM
Keep afloat after your yacht sinks, and maybe the coast guard will find you in time.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on February 09, 2017, 11:07:12 PM
" . . . in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of wisdom, let it be."
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 10, 2017, 09:38:50 AM
It be the season to be jolly is what we sang while we waited for the January sales.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on February 10, 2017, 12:52:20 PM
January sales are an opportunity to get things that nobody really wanted.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on February 11, 2017, 02:57:45 AM
Really wanted to get drunk tonight, yet I've got too much work to do.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 11, 2017, 04:51:26 AM
To do list defiantly said new curtains for the lounge.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on February 11, 2017, 01:11:37 PM
The lounge furniture has seen better days.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 12, 2017, 07:39:14 AM
The lounge in most pubsis only open for members only unless you sign a friend in as a guest, however we invite every one to come join us for free.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on February 12, 2017, 01:43:55 PM
For free goodies on the internet, you should use an email address that you're willing to have spammed incessantly.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Niecarrah on February 12, 2017, 08:47:05 PM
Spammed incessantly are very difficult words with which to start a new sentence.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on February 12, 2017, 09:43:32 PM
New sentence structure rules were incorporated into the reporters guidelines, to make "fake news" plausible enough to confuse everyone.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on February 13, 2017, 07:37:08 AM
Confuse everyone, then steal all their money and have a good laugh as you run away.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 13, 2017, 09:22:21 AM
Run away everyone there's a bear coming and he is very big and grumpy.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on February 15, 2017, 12:49:31 PM
And grumpy as I am, it took me a day to consent to making a post with a grammatically incorrect sentence starting with the word "and".
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 16, 2017, 04:50:38 AM
Word and pictures make a book a good read.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on February 16, 2017, 12:40:13 PM
Good read books enhance a life a lot more than excellent unread books.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Deborah on February 16, 2017, 06:08:44 PM
Free bibs should come with any meal at Seattle's Spaghetti Factory...
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on February 16, 2017, 08:03:08 PM
Spaghetti Factory quality control rejects were relabeled as a gourmet item, and sold at twice the normal price.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 16, 2017, 11:48:32 PM
Normal price is £10 so for the next few hours it is half price.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on February 17, 2017, 02:32:05 AM
Half price sometimes equals low quality.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 17, 2017, 08:28:11 AM
Low quality items were being sold at top quality prices.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on February 17, 2017, 12:10:45 PM
Quality prices are not necessarily directly proportional.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: winchester73 on February 17, 2017, 02:25:06 PM
Directly proportional quantities both increase at the same rate.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on February 17, 2017, 04:48:02 PM
Same rate structure applies both to customers and favored employees.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on February 18, 2017, 03:57:02 AM
Favored employees are allowed to get drunk at night and arrive late to work.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 18, 2017, 04:46:35 AM
To work in the brewery as a taste tester some say it would be a good job to have.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on February 18, 2017, 01:09:04 PM
To have a job related to your hobby, could spoil the hobby's enjoyment.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on February 18, 2017, 06:29:21 PM
Hobby's enjoyment usually includes removing your mind from the turmoils of life on Earth.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on February 18, 2017, 06:35:51 PM
On Earth, we  appear to be limited by the laws of thermodynamics, without recourse to any magic.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on February 18, 2017, 09:11:35 PM
Any magic marker can leave a mark on your epidermis.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on February 18, 2017, 09:20:09 PM
Your epidermis is your main protection from the dangers of the outside world, but use your hazmat gear anyway.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on February 18, 2017, 09:33:16 PM
Gear, anyway, if you have a Hurst pistol-grip 4 speed and a 440 six pack, will rock you down the highway.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 19, 2017, 05:47:01 AM
The highway was built nearly fifty years ago and needs a complete overall,

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on February 19, 2017, 05:49:39 PM
Complete overall annually, was how my grandfather maintained his horseless carriages.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on February 20, 2017, 12:01:12 AM
Horseless carriages roar best with bucket seats, a big-block V8, three carbs, a shaker hood, twin exhaust, fat rear tires, and a six-pack of bottled beer.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on February 20, 2017, 11:54:37 AM
Bottled beer is often seen as being more desirable than canned, but less so than the draft product.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 21, 2017, 04:50:30 AM
Draft product was speedaly thrown together so know wonder it fell apart under the bosses shake down.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on February 21, 2017, 12:20:45 PM
Shake down your neighbors for protection money, if the other rackets are no longer profitable.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 22, 2017, 10:35:16 AM
Longer profitable and cash flow are positive.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on February 22, 2017, 12:15:47 PM
Are positive test results genuine, or due to a biased researcher?
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on February 22, 2017, 01:09:47 PM
Biased researcher findings need 100% peer review approval before they can be accepted for publication.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on February 22, 2017, 03:07:17 PM
For publication in the vanity press, all that is required is a timely payment.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 22, 2017, 04:47:48 PM
Timely payment provides an aray of services .

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on February 22, 2017, 04:49:44 PM
Of services needed, we could only afford the least expensive providers.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 22, 2017, 04:53:52 PM
Expensive providers of UK board band services a patent still feel the need to throttle it's members.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on February 22, 2017, 05:28:29 PM
It's members, being extremely dissatisfied, fired everybody, and elected new directors.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 23, 2017, 04:50:26 AM
New directors of Walsall town football FC have pledged to bring new players.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on February 23, 2017, 03:20:06 PM
New players on the company softball team were obvious ringers.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 24, 2017, 08:47:47 AM
Obvious ringers are those that are not evan a close resemblance to the original

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on February 24, 2017, 03:23:47 PM
The original text of most children's stories, is unsuitable for today's overprotected snowflakes.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on February 25, 2017, 01:31:57 AM
Overprotected snowflakes used to just stay frozen, yet now they demand social security at age 25 and transgender babies.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 25, 2017, 07:35:45 AM
Transgender babies are in the news this week as after a couple gave birth to twin girls.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on February 25, 2017, 12:09:35 PM
Twin girls were a recurring theme in certain chewing gum advertising.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on February 25, 2017, 05:24:12 PM
Gum advertising when I was a kid is much different from gum advertising today.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on February 25, 2017, 06:33:45 PM
Advertising today is something I've learned to deliberately ignore.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on February 26, 2017, 09:41:21 AM
Deliberately ignore 99% of all media, as they simply wish to lie to you and warp your mind.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on February 26, 2017, 12:07:53 PM
Your mind is wasted learning skills that will soon be obsolete instead of learning to think.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 27, 2017, 08:02:55 AM
To think about it i wes called upon to give blood nearly fifty-eight years ago.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on February 27, 2017, 12:19:47 PM
Years ago, "thank you for your service" was seldom heard, because before the hippies made cowardice an acceptable lifestyle choice, "serving" was part of growing up, especially to a healthy male.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on February 27, 2017, 04:25:48 PM
Healthy male Americans born before 1980, unlike today's idiotic alien-gender snowflakes, knew instinctively to never cry over bowls of spilled milk.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on February 28, 2017, 04:53:53 AM
Spilled milk all over me I do wish the mile would have remained in glass bottles.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on February 28, 2017, 12:30:03 PM
Glass bottles have been used as weapons so often in barroom brawls, that some jurisdictions require bars to use plastic drinking vessels.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on February 28, 2017, 03:05:16 PM
Drinking vessels, over time, have ranged from human hands and cracked ostrich eggs to Waterford crystal and waterboarding.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 02, 2017, 09:15:26 AM
And waterboarding also called water torture they paddled out in to the raging sea.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on March 02, 2017, 12:24:28 PM
Raging sea phenomena made surfboarding very similar to waterboarding except more voluntary.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 03, 2017, 08:14:28 AM
More voluntary warmers are needed to help deliver food parcels.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on March 03, 2017, 12:37:11 PM
Food parcels for the famine victims were sold on the black market.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on March 03, 2017, 11:49:01 PM
Black market entrepreneurs back in the '70s were my friends who sold me 4-finger bags of weed.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 04, 2017, 04:53:58 AM
Of weed she said not that the scent of weed as they stank.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on March 04, 2017, 12:50:46 PM
They stank up the place with a well placed overripe fish.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 05, 2017, 07:20:33 AM
Overripe fish food goes on sale in hope to fill a gap in the pet food market.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on March 05, 2017, 12:55:44 PM
Food market prices have no relationship to food quality.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 06, 2017, 06:02:20 PM
Food quality is excellent and the wine list is second to none.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on March 06, 2017, 06:56:45 PM
To none of the contest participants was victory a forgone conclusion.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 07, 2017, 04:46:50 AM
Foregone Conclusion is a rock band fronted by the comedian Ricky Gervais as his character David Brent from UK comedy TV series The Office

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on March 07, 2017, 01:26:18 PM
The Office was closed due to inclement weather, so I went to the library to get some work done with access to technical manuals.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 08, 2017, 07:34:09 AM
Technical manuals I say are a must in aiding you to do repairs

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on March 08, 2017, 01:24:13 PM
Do repairs yourself and save a big bundle.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on March 08, 2017, 03:24:03 PM
Big bundle of cash.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 09, 2017, 04:51:10 AM
Of cash and dimonds that were stolen from the house only the cash was found.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on March 09, 2017, 12:39:34 PM
Was found money ever considered taxable?
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: zep516 on March 09, 2017, 11:40:07 PM
considered taxable is the gross income of an individual or corporation, less any allowable tax deductions.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 10, 2017, 07:55:39 AM
Tax deductions were what we thought we was going to get ahead of tte mail holiday season.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on March 10, 2017, 12:45:45 PM
Holiday season sale prices may resemble a non-holiday mark up.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on March 10, 2017, 09:59:40 PM
Mark up your rates when your services are high in demand.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on March 11, 2017, 01:00:03 PM
In demand based pricing, consumer demand, and perceived value, are the critical factors.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on March 11, 2017, 10:00:43 PM
Critical factors include age, weight, mental condition, and desire to become better.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 12, 2017, 09:33:32 AM
Become better by enrolling in a night course, I enrolled in a beer making  cource.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on March 12, 2017, 01:54:04 PM
Making  cource corrections includes spelling it correctly as "course", to avoid confusing the navigator to pilot communications.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on March 13, 2017, 01:18:25 AM
Pilot communications at 40,000 feet often include important sentences such as "Did you remember to fill the gas tank?"
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on March 13, 2017, 01:14:45 PM
Gas tank leaks are not only a fire hazard, they also cause misleading miles per gallon computations.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 13, 2017, 03:18:11 PM
Gallon computations are needed to ensure that you have enough fuel to fly home.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on March 13, 2017, 05:11:48 PM
Fly home every week-end, unless the usual airport delays make walking faster.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on March 13, 2017, 06:42:35 PM
Walking faster ... at least one time in Dorschester ... turned into 'sprinting the  440', when I suddenly realized that rocks were 'zinging' past my head.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on March 13, 2017, 07:26:59 PM
My head wasn't spinning, the bourbon made the room spin.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 14, 2017, 05:45:56 AM
Room spin was one thing that was happening dizzy was another.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on March 14, 2017, 01:51:52 PM
Was another blizzard being predicted before the last one stopped dropping snow?
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 15, 2017, 09:26:05 AM
Dropping snow is not recommended the vet said as you'll kill him.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on March 15, 2017, 12:43:45 PM
Kill him before he bites someone and starts another zombie apocalypse.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on March 15, 2017, 08:54:45 PM
"Zombie apocalypse", "safe space", "trigger warning", and "political correctness" are all terms that you would expect to hear in a 1975 George Carlin comedy show.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on March 15, 2017, 09:41:02 PM
Comedy show participants don't just tell jokes anymore, they now use humor as a weapon.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 15, 2017, 11:32:26 PM
A weapon anmusty has been in place for only a week and already  the police have a complete skip full

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on March 16, 2017, 01:13:51 PM
Skip full nightclubs, and patronize one that actually needs your business.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 16, 2017, 10:37:34 PM
Your business is important to them as they rely on your feed back.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on March 17, 2017, 04:53:01 PM
Feed back fillets from boned chicken, to any dogs that look hungry enough to bite your fillets.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on March 17, 2017, 06:05:20 PM
Your fillets, if fresh, will taste better if left "uncooked" and thinly sliced ... with soy sauce, wasabi, and many bottles of cold beer.



Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on March 17, 2017, 06:22:32 PM
Cold beer after work on a hot day is one of life's pleasures.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 19, 2017, 09:09:20 AM
Life's pleasures filled to the maximum.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on March 19, 2017, 12:26:02 PM
The maximum benefit is received by delaying retirement, and living forever.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 20, 2017, 08:46:20 AM
Living forever would only bring evan more wars around the world due to the fact of over population 

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on March 20, 2017, 01:03:36 PM
Over population of deer and bear in New Jersey, has triggered a conflict between the DEP, and people who learned about wildlife from Disney cartoons.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Deborah on March 20, 2017, 06:03:17 PM
Disney cartoons are still enjoyable even at my advanced age!
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on March 20, 2017, 06:55:19 PM
Advanced age brings on problems that couldn't even be imagined a few years ago.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 20, 2017, 10:34:48 PM
Years ago we desided that when the time comes that our money runs dry we have tool our solicitors that they can sell off one of our houses but not the pub.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on March 21, 2017, 05:38:38 AM
The pub with cheap pints of Guinness, a weekly "free t-bone steak dinner" night, and always open till  6 AM is the pub that I like.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on March 21, 2017, 01:14:19 PM
I like just about every vice that's a health hazard.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 22, 2017, 09:47:04 AM
Health hazard warning signs were all lite up, but still some drivers thought they knew better till they were the cause of the warning signs.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on March 22, 2017, 01:29:59 PM
Warning signs of mental illness can be ignored if you're just an eccentric nonconformist.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 23, 2017, 05:58:21 AM
Eccentric nonconformist or evan a oddball Eccentric if so then you'll fit right in here.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on March 23, 2017, 12:48:55 PM
In here, it's normal to be weirdly abnormal.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 24, 2017, 09:41:09 AM
Weirdly abnormal he said looking directly at his mother in-law .

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on March 24, 2017, 12:55:32 PM
In law books, the use of language is intended to confuse normal people.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on March 24, 2017, 01:50:20 PM
Normal people greatly dislike corrupt politicians.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on March 24, 2017, 05:11:21 PM
Corrupt politicians keep getting reelected, belying the theory that they're universally despised.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on March 29, 2017, 03:35:26 AM
Universally despised things tend to fill my universe.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on March 29, 2017, 01:04:03 PM
My universe still has infinite possibilities.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 29, 2017, 02:13:57 PM
Infinite possibilties own Facebook pages  taking the place to another  level

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on March 29, 2017, 02:54:12 PM
Another level was broken today by that clumsy fumble fingered  bricklayer.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on March 30, 2017, 07:46:19 AM
Fingered  bricklayer John was was given that nick name after he used his fingers instead of a trowel.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on March 30, 2017, 01:42:01 PM
A trowel was used to slather the cake with excessive icing.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on March 30, 2017, 09:33:05 PM
Excessive icing made his car spin and hit an oak tree.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on March 30, 2017, 09:50:28 PM
Oak tree logs can be split into serviceable firewood.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: winchester73 on March 31, 2017, 12:48:27 AM
serviceable firewood can be obtained from fallen trees littering the landscape with a sharp axe.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on March 31, 2017, 01:26:58 PM
Sharp axe heads are essential to be a productive lumberjack.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 01, 2017, 05:03:16 AM
productive lumberjack are called for after the recent stormS witch brought down several trees.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on April 01, 2017, 02:28:23 PM
Several trees fell on my house during Hurricane Floyd, the upside was I got a badly needed new roof for the price of my insurance deductible.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on April 02, 2017, 01:26:10 AM
Insurance deductible limit.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 02, 2017, 08:12:19 AM
Limit reached

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on April 02, 2017, 12:58:35 PM
Limit reached early so we just kept going.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 03, 2017, 08:15:09 AM
Kept going right up till the very end and still no one knows it was a setup.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on April 03, 2017, 01:00:45 PM
A setup time was factored into the cost of manufacturing based on lot size.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 04, 2017, 04:44:46 AM
Lot size 357 went under the hammer  and flue well passed the asking price.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on April 04, 2017, 01:17:32 PM
Asking price fixers to comply with anti-trust regulations is utterly futile.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 05, 2017, 05:55:18 AM
Utterly futile was his answer but then there's never any influence  from the rest of the schools staff.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on April 05, 2017, 12:58:40 PM
Schools staff formed a union, and gained benefits for themselves, by throwing the future employees under the proverbial bus.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 06, 2017, 04:47:31 AM
Proverbial bus soon got stuck in the averlanch of mud the slid down onto the mountain  road


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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on April 06, 2017, 05:54:16 AM
Maintain road conditions or get ready for a massive pileup.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on April 06, 2017, 01:47:16 PM
Massive pileup clean-up crews brought tow trucks, ambulances, and some improvised hearses.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 07, 2017, 08:00:24 AM
Hearses built.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on April 07, 2017, 02:03:57 PM
Hearses built for funeral homes, often resembled fancy station wagons.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 07, 2017, 08:32:47 PM
Station wagons are a hit over here but we call them an estate

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on April 07, 2017, 08:59:40 PM
An estate isn't settled until all it's debts are paid off.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 08, 2017, 04:49:22 AM
Paid off for the last time now retirement into my golden years.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on April 08, 2017, 01:07:20 PM
Golden years are when your body starts turning to mush.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 09, 2017, 08:33:52 AM
To mush they went and only after adding a little sugar.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on April 09, 2017, 12:30:53 PM
Little sugar cubes saved the coffee house very little, people just used two.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on April 09, 2017, 01:16:21 PM
Used two anchors, not one, because gale-force winds were on the horizon.

 
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on April 09, 2017, 02:07:36 PM
The horizon was obscured by fog, and the boat was bouncing all over the place, so we didn't know which way was really up.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on April 10, 2017, 04:30:33 AM
Really up and above the amount of booze that I usually drink.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 10, 2017, 08:19:11 AM
Usually drunk at the end of the night there would only be one option to us and that to get a taxi.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on April 10, 2017, 12:46:37 PM
A taxi will never stop around here, so make your escape on foot.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on April 11, 2017, 03:56:27 AM
On foot we walked down to the pier, and then ate a boiled lobster and steamed clams.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 11, 2017, 04:48:15 AM
Steamed clams are not to everyone taste however some people can not get enough of them.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on April 12, 2017, 04:21:04 AM
Of them I know little, of those I know even less, and of important things I know absolutely nothing.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on April 12, 2017, 12:31:56 PM
Absolutely nothing tastes (or feels) as good as what your doctor told you abstain from.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on April 13, 2017, 01:17:56 AM
Abstain from sharks, bears, lions, tigers, crocs, gators, and United Airlines shares if you wish not to be eaten alive.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 13, 2017, 04:40:02 AM
Eaten alive all because the keeper left the gate open.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on April 13, 2017, 12:38:52 PM
Eaten alive is the fate of most predator food, but the ARAs think humans are the cruel species.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 15, 2017, 04:43:55 AM
Cruel species are being kept locked up for 23 hours a day just seem barbaric in these so called moden times.


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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on April 15, 2017, 12:29:52 PM
moden (Modern) times rendered twenty years of education and experience obsolete.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 16, 2017, 08:20:15 AM
Experience obsolete reminds me of buying new phones new today obsolete tomorrow.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on April 16, 2017, 02:27:30 PM
Obsolete tomorrow is just a long range business plan.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on April 17, 2017, 02:03:14 AM
Business plan thrown aside, United decided to kick everyone off the jet!
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 17, 2017, 07:36:56 AM
The jet came to a stop just off the end of the runway.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on April 17, 2017, 12:08:57 PM
The runway was in use, so we landed on the interstate highway, and made some motorists soil their undergarments.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 18, 2017, 04:50:42 AM
There undergarments were so threadbare the only thing that was in tacked was the wast band.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on April 20, 2017, 05:25:22 AM
Waist-band problems inform me that I'm starting to pack on some pounds.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on April 20, 2017, 12:17:11 PM
Some pounds are solid muscle, most are flabby adipose.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: winchester73 on April 20, 2017, 02:46:05 PM
Flabby adipose tissue supposedly can be reduced by lowering the amount of calories consumed and regular exercise
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on April 20, 2017, 03:27:36 PM
Regular exercise isn't going to last very long unless it involves something you enjoy, like lifting heavy steins full of your favorite brew, and putting them down empty.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on April 21, 2017, 04:04:29 AM
Down empty streets live illegal migrants that need deportation.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 21, 2017, 08:21:11 AM
Need deportation as soon as possible as our customs are getting full.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on April 21, 2017, 08:56:40 PM
Need deportation back home because I can't afford the airfare without assistance.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 22, 2017, 04:49:58 AM
Without assistance he lifted the car for the man who was trapped,

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on April 22, 2017, 01:05:16 PM
Was trapped muskrat fur providing enough income for subsistence while otherwise unemployed? 
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on April 22, 2017, 01:15:25 PM
Otherwise, unemployed folks will seek the "good life" from my tax dollars.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on April 22, 2017, 04:20:48 PM
Tax dollars are being used to subvert natural selection under the guise of benevolent altruism.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 25, 2017, 05:02:19 AM
Benevolent Altruism are not the same thing as not that many years ago we would gave used either term to discribe it

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on April 25, 2017, 12:08:39 PM
Discribe (Describe) it with all the lofty adjectives you can think of, compost is still just a pile of worm infested garbage.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: winchester73 on April 26, 2017, 05:40:29 PM
Infested garbage dumps have been successfully transformed into parks and other green spaces in many metropolitan areas.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on April 26, 2017, 06:04:04 PM
Metropolitan areas at night have a reputation of being more lethal than a battlefield under an artillery barrage.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 28, 2017, 11:35:57 AM
Artillery barrage was in desperate need when intense we were bombarded last night.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on April 28, 2017, 11:45:30 AM
Last night was not something I want to discuss online.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on April 29, 2017, 03:49:06 AM
Discuss online whether or not to go ahead and start a campaign against the proposed motorway.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on April 29, 2017, 05:25:48 AM
Proposed motorway is never spoken about aboard yachts at sea.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on April 29, 2017, 12:38:40 PM
At sea, a diet of boiled fish gets old quickly. 
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 02, 2017, 04:48:17 AM
Old quickly is where the body ages far to fast.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on May 02, 2017, 12:27:07 PM
To fast on certain holidays was considered a religious obligation.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 03, 2017, 07:38:56 AM
Religious obligation done for another week  now all that's left this Sunday morning ill just nip in my local for a swift ha  :o

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on May 04, 2017, 05:06:25 AM
Swift haul outs are needed when you have a damaged hull.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on May 04, 2017, 12:37:38 PM
Damaged hull paint made  good place for a barnacle infestation.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 04, 2017, 12:40:54 PM
barnacle infestation has been descuvered in the old Mill,.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on May 04, 2017, 12:43:33 PM
Old Mill employees were fired before they were vested in the pension plan.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 06, 2017, 06:15:01 AM
Pension  plan is a must for everyone and put in as much as you can.


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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on May 06, 2017, 12:49:19 PM
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him let you ride him.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 07, 2017, 09:11:40 AM
Ride him in the last race of the day.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on May 07, 2017, 02:07:44 PM
The day I pay for that, will be the day cows fly.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 08, 2017, 07:24:59 AM
Crows fly over head we just keep hoping that we are not pooed on.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on May 08, 2017, 11:47:48 AM
Pooed on by everyone is the politician's occupational hazard.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: JDBush61 on May 09, 2017, 12:49:40 AM
Occupational hazard feared, I decided to just stay home.

Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 09, 2017, 04:40:55 AM
Stay home this weekend and watch from home the Spanish gran prix .

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on May 09, 2017, 12:07:12 PM
Gran Prix racing is best experienced from behind the steering wheel.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 10, 2017, 08:36:17 AM
Steering whee hand controls for breake and accelerator are fitted to our car witch allows me to be mobile

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on May 10, 2017, 12:16:55 PM
Be mobile at all times so you can escape when the guys in the black helicopters come.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 11, 2017, 04:52:22 AM
Helicopters come from our local airfield are emergency  they are a bright red  in colour.

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Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: Pete! on May 11, 2017, 12:50:05 PM
In colour (color) choices for fire fighting equipment, red is more traditional.
Title: Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
Post by: GR@PH;<'S on May 12, 2017, 08:30:01 AM
More traditional 18th century clothing is available from there online store.

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