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Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
« Reply #645 on: December 12, 2013, 05:27:57 AM »
Giant sundae free with every Oder over £5 the waitress said to my partner.

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Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
« Reply #646 on: December 20, 2013, 01:56:34 PM »
My partner put her cold feet on my backside and pushed me out of bed because I didn't want to get up this morning.
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« Reply #647 on: December 21, 2013, 10:10:30 AM »
This morning the postman seems to be struggling to carry his mail bag perhaps he should get one like Santa's.

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Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
« Reply #648 on: December 29, 2013, 05:45:16 PM »
Like Santa's reindeer, my dog sled dogs can travel great distances.
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Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
« Reply #649 on: January 01, 2014, 12:16:31 AM »
Great distances are traveled in just one shift for the hospital staff walking back and forth.

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Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
« Reply #650 on: January 08, 2014, 03:38:19 AM »
and forth, said the sergeant, eat all of your meal!
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Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
« Reply #651 on: January 13, 2014, 10:21:46 PM »
Your meal will be delivered within 30 minuets or you get to have it for free.

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« Reply #652 on: January 19, 2014, 02:04:17 PM »
"For Free" said the store clerk but by time you read the fine print it will cost you an arm and a leg.
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Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
« Reply #653 on: January 20, 2014, 06:17:46 AM »
a leg was missing from the baroque table in the basement.
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Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
« Reply #654 on: January 20, 2014, 07:31:26 PM »
Deerstalker hat at least kept my ears warm shame it did not improve my aim while out shooting.

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Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
« Reply #655 on: January 21, 2014, 06:20:18 PM »
Quote from: Temmu on January 20, 2014, 06:17:46 AM
a leg was missing from the baroque table in the basement.


GR@PH;<'S, what about Temmus' sentence ending in "the basement".
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Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
« Reply #656 on: January 22, 2014, 09:07:32 AM »
The basement was filled with deerstalker hats

@BeeZee what can I say to much coffee

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Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
« Reply #657 on: January 28, 2014, 11:24:50 PM »
Deerstalker hats went on sale because the summer clothing was coming out.
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Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
« Reply #658 on: January 29, 2014, 11:04:35 AM »
Coming out this afternoon to the shopping mall, if so I'll ask Mary if she can drive us.

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Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
« Reply #659 on: February 13, 2014, 01:22:29 PM »
Drive us to the ice cream parlour for some moose tracks.
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