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Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
« Reply #780 on: September 22, 2014, 05:38:25 AM »
"Opponent overconfident!" my tennis coach whispered into my ear as I stood to serve the first game of the third set in the Wimbledon  finals against Roger Federer.
"In an age when mass society has rendered obsolete the qualities of individual courage and independent thought, the oceans of the world still remain, vast and uncluttered, beautiful but unforgiving, awaiting those who will not submit. Their voyages are not an escape, but a fulfillment."

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« Reply #781 on: September 22, 2014, 12:19:38 PM »
Roger Federer, never heard of him.

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« Reply #782 on: September 22, 2014, 11:58:15 PM »
Of him, I know not, but of you, I am well aware and am completely and utterly disgusted.
"In an age when mass society has rendered obsolete the qualities of individual courage and independent thought, the oceans of the world still remain, vast and uncluttered, beautiful but unforgiving, awaiting those who will not submit. Their voyages are not an escape, but a fulfillment."

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« Reply #783 on: September 23, 2014, 01:56:14 PM »
Utterly disgusted with society, he became a hermit.

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« Reply #784 on: September 24, 2014, 03:28:15 AM »
A hermit walked into town after living in his mountaintop cave for the past 55 years, living solely on nuts, fruits, and the gifts of nature, and asked “Can someone please tell me when Jimi Hendrix’s new album is scheduled for release?”
"In an age when mass society has rendered obsolete the qualities of individual courage and independent thought, the oceans of the world still remain, vast and uncluttered, beautiful but unforgiving, awaiting those who will not submit. Their voyages are not an escape, but a fulfillment."

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Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
« Reply #785 on: September 24, 2014, 01:01:25 PM »
For release agents, the molding department used compounds containing silicone.

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Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
« Reply #786 on: September 29, 2014, 09:40:15 PM »
Containing silicone, the implants were subsequently judged unsafe and were replaced with saline.
"In an age when mass society has rendered obsolete the qualities of individual courage and independent thought, the oceans of the world still remain, vast and uncluttered, beautiful but unforgiving, awaiting those who will not submit. Their voyages are not an escape, but a fulfillment."

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« Reply #787 on: September 30, 2014, 12:59:30 PM »
With saline intolerant species, you need a fresh water environment.

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« Reply #788 on: September 30, 2014, 11:34:14 PM »
Water environment species often stay submerged, yet ducks love taking to the wing.
"In an age when mass society has rendered obsolete the qualities of individual courage and independent thought, the oceans of the world still remain, vast and uncluttered, beautiful but unforgiving, awaiting those who will not submit. Their voyages are not an escape, but a fulfillment."

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« Reply #789 on: October 01, 2014, 01:16:09 PM »
The Buffalo wing was too spicy for his bland taste.

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Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
« Reply #790 on: October 01, 2014, 09:38:16 PM »
RED CARD!  :wink: (the last two words become the first two words)

Bland taste, poor service, and hairs in the soup informed my wife and I to never eat there again.
"In an age when mass society has rendered obsolete the qualities of individual courage and independent thought, the oceans of the world still remain, vast and uncluttered, beautiful but unforgiving, awaiting those who will not submit. Their voyages are not an escape, but a fulfillment."

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Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
« Reply #791 on: October 02, 2014, 04:54:32 PM »
there again? cried suzette, i thing we were lost hours ago.

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« Reply #792 on: October 12, 2014, 05:05:24 PM »
Deerstalker hat prices have gone up since Sherlock made them the sleuth's trademark apparel.

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Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
« Reply #793 on: October 12, 2014, 07:26:50 PM »
(The last two words become the first two words  :smiley:)

Trademark apparel wasn't on my mind when I wore Levi jeans, Fruit of the Loom undies, and a Hanes t-shirt, as they were just "clothing" that everybody wore when I was a teenager.
"In an age when mass society has rendered obsolete the qualities of individual courage and independent thought, the oceans of the world still remain, vast and uncluttered, beautiful but unforgiving, awaiting those who will not submit. Their voyages are not an escape, but a fulfillment."

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Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
« Reply #794 on: October 12, 2014, 07:47:25 PM »
A teenager with a good head on his shoulders would be daniil kvyat an up and coming F1 champion in the making.

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