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Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
« Reply #2880 on: June 19, 2017, 08:08:02 AM »
Fatal incident is defined as an accident that leads to a fatality. 

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« Reply #2881 on: June 19, 2017, 12:32:36 PM »
A fatality can change a routine accident report into a manslaughter sentence.

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« Reply #2882 on: June 20, 2017, 01:43:33 AM »
manslaughter sentence is considered a lesser crime than murder.
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Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
« Reply #2883 on: June 20, 2017, 07:10:18 AM »
Than murder oh I thought you said Van murder.

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Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
« Reply #2884 on: June 20, 2017, 11:58:19 AM »
Van murder executions are a controversial cost saving measure implemented by the Chinese legal system.

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Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
« Reply #2885 on: June 21, 2017, 06:30:10 AM »
Legal system is in termoil this morning after the chef of security admitted to taking a number of bribes 

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Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
« Reply #2886 on: June 21, 2017, 12:14:04 PM »
Of bribes taken by the thousands, only the most obvious resulted in a criminal prosecution.

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Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
« Reply #2887 on: June 22, 2017, 05:48:11 AM »
Criminal prosecution was brought against the chairman and all the members of the board.

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Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
« Reply #2888 on: June 22, 2017, 02:37:50 PM »
The Board of directors appointed relatives as corporate executives with high salaries but very little power.

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Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
« Reply #2889 on: June 24, 2017, 04:45:50 AM »
Little power but still on line as we have a backup generator

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Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
« Reply #2890 on: June 24, 2017, 12:36:32 PM »
Backup generator ran on gasoline (petrol), but there was no power to run the pumps at the refueling station.

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« Reply #2891 on: June 26, 2017, 06:08:01 AM »
Refuelling station was mayhem this morning.

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Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
« Reply #2892 on: June 26, 2017, 07:04:06 PM »
This morning I got another one of those SPAM emails selling a pharmaceutical from someone who couldn't spell the name of his alleged product.

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Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
« Reply #2893 on: June 27, 2017, 04:49:11 AM »
Alleged product  was to blame for causing  the outbreak  of food poisoning.

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Re: The Last Two words become the First Two Words
« Reply #2894 on: June 27, 2017, 02:58:36 PM »
Food poisoning was to be expected after staffing the mess hall with POWs.