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Re: What happens next
« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2006, 09:04:10 PM »
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No he does not kiss the screen,

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Re: What happens next
« Reply #16 on: July 14, 2006, 12:31:39 AM »
he calls the dell help desk where he has a frustrating "conversation" with an indian who doesn't speak his language... :o

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Re: What happens next
« Reply #17 on: July 14, 2006, 12:55:07 AM »
...he is giving the monitor one final twist to get it just right...feels like it's stuck...twists again and twists it right off the pedestal and it falls on the floor...the relationship is totally shattered...kaput...smoked..up in flames...dunno...really, really dunno, broken... :wasntme:

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Re: What happens next
« Reply #18 on: July 14, 2006, 06:20:48 PM »
Temmu,
Hmmmmmmm  :hysterical: and there was I thinking it was only Freeserve that were manned by  :beg:

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Re: What happens next
« Reply #19 on: July 14, 2006, 06:22:53 PM »
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Sorry NO  it does not twist it right off the pedestal and fall to the floor.

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Re: What happens next
« Reply #20 on: July 15, 2006, 05:12:34 AM »
with computer on he spills his beer on keyboard.....

or he changes monitor with power on?

a fist comes out and punches him in the head. i have dreamed of being one day able to do this!!!

but maybe someone has figured out how to send 200,000 volts over standered tcip?


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Re: What happens next
« Reply #21 on: July 15, 2006, 07:01:15 PM »
I think I have solved it!!
If you look at him he is sitting at the front of the chair, does he slide off it and put his head through the monitor?
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Re: What happens next
« Reply #22 on: July 15, 2006, 08:46:45 PM »
wawadave,
Hmmmmmmmmm now we getting some where however NO beer was spilt nor did he changes monitor with power on.

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Re: What happens next
« Reply #23 on: July 15, 2006, 08:48:59 PM »
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Hmmmm he does not put his head through the monitor

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Re: What happens next
« Reply #24 on: July 15, 2006, 09:29:36 PM »
...He just installed his monitor on a shelf...the shelf collapses...taking monitor and man with it...

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Re: What happens next
« Reply #25 on: July 15, 2006, 09:43:54 PM »
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No Sorry This by wawadave is getting there,
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a fist comes out and punches him in the head. i have dreamed of being one day able to do this

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Re: What happens next
« Reply #26 on: July 15, 2006, 10:01:18 PM »
..ok then..."Virtual Girlfriend" so overtaken by the hunkiness of this guy decided to come through the screen to live in his world :blink:

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Re: What happens next
« Reply #27 on: July 15, 2006, 10:04:58 PM »
JDC,
No sorry ,
this is on near the mark
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Re: What happens next
« Reply #28 on: July 16, 2006, 03:39:10 PM »
This fellow has really angered Somebody  :xonline...this Somebody reaches through the monitor, grabs him by the neck  :help:and smashes him against the screen...the monitor goes ZZZZZZAP!...frying the fellow! (Somebody can be heard chuckling in the background..."GOTCHA SUCKER!" :exorcize:

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Re: What happens next
« Reply #29 on: July 16, 2006, 07:46:08 PM »
JDC,
 Sadly not  but
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