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Offline Goatie

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Re: What happens next
« Reply #30 on: July 16, 2006, 09:08:48 PM »
...and that somebody is GR@PH;<'S  handing him a drink! ...or two!  :beer:

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Re: What happens next
« Reply #31 on: July 16, 2006, 09:14:38 PM »
Goatie,
Now why didn't i think of that :flowers:
But sorry i did not think of it so NO.

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Re: What happens next
« Reply #32 on: July 17, 2006, 05:29:07 PM »
Is this guy's name Jack Horner?
Does he put in his thumb and pull out a plum, saying "what a good boy I am"?

Wow, where in the world do these nursery rhymes come from????
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Re: What happens next
« Reply #33 on: July 17, 2006, 05:30:46 PM »
Oops!
That should be
what a good boy am I
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Re: What happens next
« Reply #34 on: July 17, 2006, 08:46:55 PM »
Brynn,
No sorry he not put in his thumb and pull out a plum

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Re: What happens next
« Reply #35 on: July 18, 2006, 04:26:36 AM »
...a hand comes out of the screen and smashes a pie in the fellows face :confused:

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Re: What happens next
« Reply #36 on: July 18, 2006, 09:49:15 AM »
OO-OO-OO

He bangs his head against the screen?  Like this except no brick wall 

He sticks his head into the monitor, and.......wait, did someone already say this?
He puts his head into the monitor, and......has a byte of a snack?
......catches a virus, catches a cold?  ......has a drink?
He reaches into the monitor and pulls out a drink, says "cheers", and downs it?  He reaches in and pulls out a drink but does not drink it?
He reaches in and affectionately hugs his motherboard?  Oh  wait, motherboards are not in monitors, are they?  Rats!

OH, ok, does he dive into the monitor, with his whole self?
Hands come out of the monitor, grab him and pull him in?
The monitor opens its mouth and eats him? bites his head off?
A hand comes out of the monitor and offers him a drink?

He gives the monitor a good shaking? gives it a kiss?
He disconnects it and installs a nice new flat panel monitor?
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Re: What happens next
« Reply #37 on: July 19, 2006, 08:08:50 PM »
JDC,
Sorry not a hand comming out of the screen and smashes a pie in the fellows face.
And
Brynn,
Sadly no it not any of them.

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reaches through the monitor
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a fist comes out and punches him in the head

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Re: What happens next
« Reply #38 on: July 19, 2006, 08:33:47 PM »
This story sounds like a smiley or 2 that I've seen...I wonder  :uhm:

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Re: What happens next
« Reply #39 on: July 19, 2006, 08:44:44 PM »
ripley,
Hmmmmmmmmmmm a smilie no sorry well not seen a smilie that i have seen

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Re: What happens next
« Reply #40 on: July 19, 2006, 10:14:38 PM »
Okay, well most things have been said. But how is this, does he just get on with the job in hand with nothing out of the ordinary happening?.
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Re: What happens next
« Reply #41 on: July 20, 2006, 09:48:47 AM »
Jasper The Rasper,
No he not just get on with the job in hand with nothing out of the ordinary happening,
as the HINT said
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reaches through the monitor
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a fist comes out and punches him in the head
but note that it is NOT a punch

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Re: What happens next
« Reply #42 on: July 20, 2006, 11:05:24 AM »
I forgot about that.
Ok. A hand comes out and smacks him across the face.
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Re: What happens next
« Reply #43 on: July 20, 2006, 11:11:05 AM »
Jasper The Rasper,

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A hand comes out and smacks him across the face

And then ?
but for getting this far you deserve a drink.
 

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Re: What happens next
« Reply #44 on: July 20, 2006, 05:49:13 PM »
AH!!! that were grand, best drink av ad all day. Thank you.

So what is next? He falls off his chair laughing his socks off.
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