Redneck Firewood

[Ghost]

Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

   "Yes. What can I do for you?"

  "I'm calling to report  my neighbor Virgil Smith. He is hiding marijuana
   inside his firewood!"

  "Thank you very much for the call, sir, we'll look into it."

  The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house.  They
   search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust
  open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil
   and leave.

   The phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did
   the Sheriff come?"

   "Yeah!"

  "Did they chop your firewood?"

   "Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, buddy!" (Who says rednecks aren't real bright!)

[Goatie]

 :lol:

[michelle30]

loved that one too!! I think I almost peed my pants on that one.
my cheeks hurt..