It was fun being a baby boomer... until now

Started by Basementgeek, March 28, 2008, 12:25:02 AM

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Basementgeek

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.  They include:

Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr --- I Get By With a Little Help from Depends

The Bee Gees --- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip?

Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash

Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now

Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

Marvin Gaye --- Heard It through the Grape Nuts

Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair

Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone

Abba--- Denture Queen

Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times on The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To

And my favorite:

Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again


BG
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And to think I was checking out some of the originals of those classics at MikesOldies the last couple days. 


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I think these are hilarious!!!   :hysterical:

QuoteLeslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To




@BG this one might make it into my all time top 5 fave threads at LzD!  :hysterical:
           

Basementgeek

My favorite one, the one I relate to is:

QuoteThe Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

Ripley:

Glad you liked it.

BG
Time is a thief- One more today here is one less tomorrow

Temmu


Basementgeek

Quoteyou know your getting old when

When you look in the mirror and think you are looking pretty good, then you remember that you don't have your glasses on.

BG
Time is a thief- One more today here is one less tomorrow