YOU NEED TO KNOW

[Basementgeek]

Since my wife and I both 60+ I feel I can post this.......

YOU NEED TO KNOW....

You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys
removed by black-market organ thieves.

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to
sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The
replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these,
and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs.
Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in
jeans. And then the
thieves struck again..

My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to
match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my
new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I
realized I'd have to give up my je ans in favor of long skirts.

Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was
fixing my hair and was horri fied to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to
and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my
body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me
next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey
neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and smell the
coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts
-stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something
'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?

THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night.

WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P.S.    Last year I thought some one had stolen my  boobs. I was lying in bed
and they were gone!    But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see
that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept.    Now I keep them
hidden in my waistband.  :hysterical:


BG

[Niecarrah]

I've been hi jacked!!! And I am in my early 50's, but I can see a pattern!!   :hysterical: :Win73:


         

[Basementgeek]

All of us are "hijacked" at some point in time........The bad thing about life, it always ends up bad.

BG

[Ripley]

I've been hi jacked!!! And I am in my early 50's, but I can see a pattern!!   :hysterical: :Win73:


         

@Niecarrah, are you noticing that your Photobucket links are getting broken?   :thud:

[Corrine]

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