A Senior Moment

Started by DonnaB, May 07, 2011, 04:11:28 AM

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DonnaB

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"

The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad.

The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the drivers seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.

She tried and tried, and then she realized why. It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a frisbee and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat.

A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces further down.

She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.

The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed.

Moral of the story?

If you're going to have a senior moment....make it memorable.

Ah yes! A day in the life!

"To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought."
Tom Robbins

GR@PH;<'S

DonnaB,
:hysterical:

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

DonnaB

Guess what GR@PH;<'S,

This actually happened. Read the [Dear Abby, 1998] at the bottom of the code box in the link.

http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/grannies.asp

"To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought."
Tom Robbins

GR@PH;<'S

DonnaB,
:tease:

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.