Canny shopper

Started by GR@PH;<'S, May 30, 2011, 01:45:00 PM

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At a fabric store, a pretty girl spots a nice material for a dress and asks the male clerk: How much does it costs?
"Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk.
"That's fine," said the girl. I'll take ten yards.
" With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, and then teasingly held it out.
The girl took the bag and pointed to the old man standing beside her, and smiled,

"Grandpa will pay the bill."

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.