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Frands

#15
December 10, 2018, 01:11:15 PM
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
- Confucius
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Corrine

#16
December 10, 2018, 10:28:31 PM
Good one Frands!


Take a walk through the "Security Garden" -- Where Everything is Coming up Roses!

Remember - A day without laughter is a day wasted.
May the wind sing to you and the sun rise in your heart.

Frands

#17
December 11, 2018, 06:32:21 PM
Quote from: Corrine on December 10, 2018, 10:28:31 PM
Good one Frands!

I just couldn't bare me 8)
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Frands

#18
December 20, 2018, 03:39:54 PM
Hidden camera
How teens reacts when the wifi is unstable during a game of Fortnite (Not in English speaking. Just watch wut happens!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-PJSVzqAYs
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DR M

#19
February 14, 2019, 05:25:31 PM
Stolen from an antivirus program's slogan for today:

Love is in the air...just like malware is all over the Internet!

Grecian Geek

"Count your blessings, remember your prayers..."

"In one of the stars I shall be living. In one of them I shall be laughing. And so it will be as if all the stars will be laughing when you look at the sky at night.. You, only you, will have stars that can laugh..."

Corrine

#20
February 14, 2019, 05:36:07 PM
Good one, Panos!


Take a walk through the "Security Garden" -- Where Everything is Coming up Roses!

Remember - A day without laughter is a day wasted.
May the wind sing to you and the sun rise in your heart.

GR@PH;<'S

#21
February 27, 2019, 07:55:19 AM
Keep them coming

GR@PH;<`S
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

DR M

#22
March 01, 2020, 01:42:13 PM
What the experts recommend, if your computer is positive to the coronavirus (Covid-19):

Attachment follows:

Grecian Geek

"Count your blessings, remember your prayers..."

"In one of the stars I shall be living. In one of them I shall be laughing. And so it will be as if all the stars will be laughing when you look at the sky at night.. You, only you, will have stars that can laugh..."

Corrine

#23
March 01, 2020, 04:29:04 PM
I'm surprised they aren't recommending soaking the keyboard in anti-bacterial soap.


Take a walk through the "Security Garden" -- Where Everything is Coming up Roses!

Remember - A day without laughter is a day wasted.
May the wind sing to you and the sun rise in your heart.

DR M

#24
March 01, 2020, 05:11:50 PM
Quote from: Corrine on March 01, 2020, 04:29:04 PM
I'm surprised they aren't recommending soaking the keyboard in anti-bacterial soap.

;D
Grecian Geek

"Count your blessings, remember your prayers..."

"In one of the stars I shall be living. In one of them I shall be laughing. And so it will be as if all the stars will be laughing when you look at the sky at night.. You, only you, will have stars that can laugh..."

Corrine

#25
March 01, 2020, 08:46:24 PM
Think the suggestion in the attached image will work better?



Take a walk through the "Security Garden" -- Where Everything is Coming up Roses!

Remember - A day without laughter is a day wasted.
May the wind sing to you and the sun rise in your heart.

plodr

#26
March 02, 2020, 04:02:54 PM
Chuckled at both. Thanks.
Chugging coffee and computing!

DR M

#27
March 23, 2020, 08:05:34 PM
Not a joke actually...

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Grecian Geek

"Count your blessings, remember your prayers..."

"In one of the stars I shall be living. In one of them I shall be laughing. And so it will be as if all the stars will be laughing when you look at the sky at night.. You, only you, will have stars that can laugh..."

Corrine

#28
March 24, 2020, 11:10:17 AM
No but true.


Take a walk through the "Security Garden" -- Where Everything is Coming up Roses!

Remember - A day without laughter is a day wasted.
May the wind sing to you and the sun rise in your heart.

xrobwx71

#29
April 27, 2020, 07:08:34 PM
Whoever said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results has obviously never had to reboot a computer.

—William Petersen



Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. "I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions."
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