Virus

[Ripley]

(Oldie but Goodie joke) 


There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.

This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (W.O.R.K.). If you receive W.O.R.K. from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else, via any means...

DO NOT TOUCH IT.

This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with W.O.R.K. put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (W.I.N.E.).  :hammy:

Take the antidote repeatedly until W.O.R.K.has been completely eliminated from your system. 

[Ripley]

Update Notification re: Virus:W.O.R.K.
After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (B.E.E.R.) may be substituted for W.I.N.E. but may require a more generous application. :beer:  :cases:






Footnote:
Got the above Update Notification by PM from roddy32 :secret:, who asked if I would post it for him since he has his hands full. :roll:

Says he still needs to check out his security software logs, but thinks one of his scanners detected this dreaded virus...W.O.R.K.
It's a shame that he might have gotten THIS virus this week, with his new MVP status 'n all.
Clearly, if this detection is verified by roddy32, I am confidant that he is in the process of using this latest Update information as you read this. :tease:

[GR@PH;<'S]

ripley,

Well I think that I am safe from getting this Virus 

GR@PH;<'S   :breakkie: