Limericks

[R-C]

I made that turn and drove right in,
after which my car made an awful din.
I thought it was about to blow up,
So I trid my hardest to get home before it went pop.
If only the lottery I could win!

Puffy white clouds in a sky of blue

[Lena]

Puffy white clouds in a sky of blue
As they launched the Space Shuttle and upward it flew,

[Niecarrah]

Puffy white clouds in a sky of blue
As they launched the Space Shuttle and upward it flew
It was out of sight in a few short moments,

[GR@PH;<'S]

Puffy white clouds in a sky of blue
As they launched the Space Shuttle and upward it flew
It was out of sight in a few short moments,
So it were of to the TV to catch up those lost events.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[R-C]

Puffy white clouds in a sky of blue
As they launched the Space Shuttle and upward it flew
It was out of sight in a few short moments,
So it were of to the TV to catch up those lost events.
On tv we all watched the celebration of the crew!

The crack of the bat on the ball was so loud

[Lena]

The crack of the bat on the ball was so loud
An obvious home run, the batter was proud,

[GR@PH;<'S]

The crack of the bat on the ball was so loud
An obvious home run, the batter was proud,
But the very next ball bowled, the umpire said thats out

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Niecarrah]

The crack of the bat on the ball was so loud
An obvious home run, the batter was proud,
But the very next ball bowled, the umpire said that's out
So everyone in the grandstands got up to shout!

[Lena]

The crack of the bat on the ball was so loud
An obvious home run, the batter was proud,
But the very next ball bowled, the umpire said that's out
So everyone in the grandstands got up to shout!
But the ump ignored the boos and jeers of the crowd.


Mary came in late and Mom was worried,

[R-C]

Mary came in late and Mom was worried,
She told Mom that she really had hurried.

[GR@PH;<'S]

Mary came in late and Mom was worried,
She told Mom that she really had hurried.
The bean for my tea are boiling dry.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Niecarrah]

Mary came in late and Mom was worried,
She told Mom that she really had hurried.
The bean for my tea are boiling dry.
Upon that, Mary began to cry.

[Lena]

Mary came in late and Mom was worried,
She told Mom that she really had hurried.
The bean for my tea are boiling dry.
Upon that, Mary began to cry,
Lost track of time, praying o'er the grave where Dad was buried.


I think I'll report you to the IRS,

[GR@PH;<'S]

I think I'll report you to the IRS
so that you to will be in distress.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[R-C]

I think I'll report you to the IRS
so that you to will be in distress.
Prepare for the worst from the dreadful audit